marketing of masculinity

^^^ my registration is 4 months overdue now

I'm very good at registration but terrible at inspection. When we got our car, our inspection sticker was for June; it is currently for December.

if it makes you feel any better, i'm really bad at registering my car and paying fees and getting tags and shit because my dad always did it for me and i never learned growing up

i'm this way with figuring out my taxes -- my dad's a financial whiz + way better at math than i am.

btw any tx cops read this, you can find me at 123 fake st. next to the taco cabana

oh it is inspection for me, not registration.

at the combination pizza shack and taco cabana

my buddy at work had a long-expired reg and wound up paying about $1000 bucks in towing, tickets, and registry fees while losing the better part of a week trying to get his car un-impounded.

terrible at inspection

thank you jesse ventura!

It is lame of me to say, but it is sometimes advantageous for me that I am a woman & that car fixing is such a gendered activity.
--just a moonful of sugar (Abbott)

...it is similarly advantageous to shifty mechanics.

what's funny is both of my siblings are bad at it for the same reason--we blame Dad. all of us have been pulled over for it.

i'm good at inspection because the meter maids will viciously ticket me once it's overdue.

oh shit I need a new license AND new tabs

oh god, one year I had something like $10 in outstanding excise tax because I missed the deadline and the associated penalty by the time I paid it, and was therefore denied renewing my registration and basically had to spend two days waiting in lines to get the whole thing cleared up

for the first few years i owned a car, i would just *totally* forget that things had to be renewed every year until i got enough tickets (and LOL got pulled over enough) until it sunk in

I am the worst car owner. it just sits there

I didn't know you even HAD a car.

is it unmanly 2 say cars are the worst idea for getting ppl around and that if i owned a flamethrower or missile launcher i would park in an empty lot and go to town on my car?

i'm assuming that i'd be wealthy enough for an alternative to my car if i owned a flamethrower or missile launcher.

xp You seem so much more masculine suddenly, why is that.

phermones

also m bison u r otm

i think it's 100% manly thing to say

I mean: flamethrowers!

fuck cars

living in nyc makes me never want to ever own a car again ever

pop the trunk open shoot a missile into it

pop the hood, turn on the flamethrower, ride a pterodactyl to work while eating raw meat

while wearing dockers and holding a door open for an old lady

living in nyc makes me never want to ever own a car again ever

― max

being in l.a. makes me feel the same way basically

living in nyc makes me never want to ever own a car again ever

― max, Tuesday, December 15, 2009 4:39 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^ also people will bring food to you in yr home so

Once when my car wasn't where I remembered it being, my first instict was "Oh good it's probably been stolen!" That would have been too easy though.

Cars: no fun to own. But kinda fun to drive!

real men raw meat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUFINseSXNw&feature=related

http://www.gushansenpoker.com/images/gus-hansen_home-top-left.jpg

It's time to introduce poker superstar Gus Hansen into this discussion.

hilarious dome

now that we've been introduced, can i keep ignoring him for the rest of my lyfe?

Thank you Gus, for that whole visual ensemble, because it saves me the 30 seconds that I'd have to spend talking to you to realise you're a complete tosser.

more like full tit poker

needs goatee

would not smash or play poker with

he's got a jamie foxx-in-miami vice hairline

http://media.cardplayer.com/image/e/EV08_Gus_Hansen.jpg

professional poker players are disgusting savages

http://www.thehendonmob.com/MobDiary/pics/JoshArieh.jpg

Better Gus than Josh Arieh.

http://media.cardplayer.com/image/h/huck_seed_Small_.jpg

2 degrees of separation away from this dude (his sister was in my wife's dorm)

professional poker players are disgusting savages

why does the game of poker attract such douchebags? is it the whole "vegas baby" high roller thing? i would blame jon favreau but i know it goes back to some rack pat shit.

Goes back to them being rambling, gambling guys.

also the notion of playing cards for a living will tend to attract high-level douche talent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgA4JQQhZD4

hoping those commercials generate a new interest in masculine skirt wearing and purses

The idea that not getting Miller Lite is somehow a punishment!