The domain google.com was registered on September 15, 1997,[9] and the company was incorporated as Google Inc. on September 7, 1998 at a friend's garage in Menlo Park, California.
― Curt1s is coming to Zwinktopia !, Sunday, 16 September 2007 22:09 (sixteen years ago) link
are we gonna be like this about zwinktopia in 10 years?
― s1ocki, Sunday, 16 September 2007 23:09 (sixteen years ago) link
I remember talking about Google in a job interview in late 2000 and my future boss was all "Hmmm, tell me more about this 'Google.'"
― jaymc, Monday, 17 September 2007 04:59 (sixteen years ago) link
wow, jaymc discovered google.
― hstencil, Monday, 17 September 2007 05:29 (sixteen years ago) link
LOL. My dad actually told me about it and I was totally skeptical. I was like, "Whatever, Metacrawler works just fine."
― jaymc, Monday, 17 September 2007 05:32 (sixteen years ago) link
discovered: google:: had no idea: anal cunt
― hstencil, Monday, 17 September 2007 05:34 (sixteen years ago) link
In 2000, yes. Also the year that first Tara Jane O'Neil album came out.
― jaymc, Monday, 17 September 2007 05:39 (sixteen years ago) link
everyday life is bewilderment dot ex el ess
― Steve Shasta, Monday, 17 September 2007 05:42 (sixteen years ago) link
the blogger that broke google
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 17 September 2007 05:45 (sixteen years ago) link
Hey NRQ, guess how many people want to read your opinions on dance music? That's right, about as many as want to read Geir's opinions on grime.
-- Matt DC, Monday, September 17, 2007 10:48 AM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― ^@^, Monday, 17 September 2007 11:02 (sixteen years ago) link
this thread urgently needs someone to tip a glass of wine over another ilX0r at a wake
-- DG, Monday, September 17, 2007 6:37 PM (43 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― Dom Passantino, Monday, 17 September 2007 19:05 (sixteen years ago) link
Holy fuck!
― kv_nol, Monday, 17 September 2007 19:11 (sixteen years ago) link
DG match point
― sanskrit, Monday, 17 September 2007 19:28 (sixteen years ago) link
whut thred
― chaki, Monday, 17 September 2007 19:38 (sixteen years ago) link
ho snap
― HI DERE, Monday, 17 September 2007 20:35 (sixteen years ago) link
we have to travel back in time and assassinate me before i start ile
-- DG, Monday, September 17, 2007 9:00 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Link
― ghost rider, Monday, 17 September 2007 20:50 (sixteen years ago) link
A question so URGENT and KEY I *expect* EVERYONE to post an opinion
― Dom Passantino, Monday, 17 September 2007 21:00 (sixteen years ago) link
what a productive day i've had
― DG, Monday, 17 September 2007 22:23 (sixteen years ago) link
i want those glasses
-- river wolf, Monday, September 17, 2007 5:03 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Link
fag
-- Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, September 17, 2007 10:40 PM (40 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― river wolf, Monday, 17 September 2007 23:21 (sixteen years ago) link
Tom, are you a good writer?
-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 01:13 (2 hours ago) Link
half decent
pretty good if I'm angry about something and allowed to use bad words
-- El Tomboto, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 01:43 (1 hour ago) Link
maybe you should try blogging about being angry!
-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 02:20 (1 hour ago) Link
― Dan I., Wednesday, 19 September 2007 03:39 (sixteen years ago) link
No that was serious!
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 03:54 (sixteen years ago) link
I am sowing discord
― Dan I., Wednesday, 19 September 2007 04:05 (sixteen years ago) link
Why do you think prostitutes are so affordable these days?
-- King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 23:23 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
I'll take your word for that
-- Tom D., Tuesday, 18 September 2007 23:27 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
― Trayce, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 11:54 (sixteen years ago) link
The "tase me bro" guy made an ass out of himself, but he'll get his (undeserved) 15 minutes of fame out of it. Maybe they should have shot him instead.
-- Bill Magill, Wednesday, September 19, 2007 5:59 AM (16 hours ago) Bookmark Link
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go fuck a whore
-- That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, September 19, 2007 6:00 AM (16 hours ago) Bookmark Link
― gr8080, Thursday, 20 September 2007 08:11 (sixteen years ago) link
https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=17775202&postID=5028673442864778789#mehme
― Pashmina, Thursday, 20 September 2007 16:04 (sixteen years ago) link
Eh, wtf that didn't work:
mehme said...
Meh means rubbish. It means boring. It means not worth the effort, who cares, so-so, whatever. It is the all-purpose dismissive shrug of the blogger and messageboarder. And it is ubiquitous. On the I Love Music messageboard, for example, 4,010 separate discussion threads feature the use of "meh".
7:22 PM
― Pashmina, Thursday, 20 September 2007 16:07 (sixteen years ago) link
burrrrnn, ilmers!
― Pashmina, Thursday, 20 September 2007 16:08 (sixteen years ago) link
LOL, he C&P-ed it from the guardian!
― Pashmina, Thursday, 20 September 2007 16:16 (sixteen years ago) link
That said, if this kind of shit ever happened to my kid, I'd probably want the perp charged with attempted murder. I mean, if you are trying to beat someone unconscious, what the fuck exactly are you trying to do?
-- Dandy Don Weiner, Thursday, September 20, 2007 5:21 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
i wouldn't be surprised if your kid got caught putting up nooses
-- moonship journey to baja, Thursday, September 20, 2007 5:23 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― and what, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:37 (sixteen years ago) link
*slowly backs away from thread*
-- kenan, Thursday, September 20, 2007 12:25 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
likely story
-- ken c, Thursday, September 20, 2007 12:27 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― deej, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:46 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm no policy wonk, neb. I'm for single payer cuz
FUCK THE INSURANCE COMPANIES WITH A HOT POKER
-- Dr Morbius, Tuesday, September 25, 2007 2:03 PM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
if you find a Democrat who looks like a leader, yell BINGO
(apologies to Bob Hope)
-- Dr Morbius, Tuesday, September 25, 2007 2:21 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v30/kiyone/waynesworld-yousnoopingkids.jpg FUCK THE INSURANCE COMPANIES WITH A HOT POKER! APOLOGIES TO BOB HOPE!
-- and what, Tuesday, September 25, 2007 2:27 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― jhøshea, Tuesday, 25 September 2007 18:38 (sixteen years ago) link
4-in-1 from Pashmina
TS mr idée fixe vs the holy trinity of lazy, adolescent snark.
-- Pashmina,
― onimo, Wednesday, 26 September 2007 13:20 (sixteen years ago) link
bob hope zinger lololol
― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 26 September 2007 15:29 (sixteen years ago) link
Ever get this sensation?
Lately I wonder if I keep doing this thing as it is all I know, my only source of income, or just part of my personality. Then I think, perhaps to want to quit is defeatism or negativity.
Or perhaps I am jaded and bored with this.
Any similar experiences?
-- Ronan, Thursday, 27 September 2007 14:44 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
You mean DJing?
-- jaymc, Thursday, 27 September 2007 14:45 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
writing about music mainly, I guess I could still DJ
-- Ronan, Thursday, 27 September 2007 14:46 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
ILx
-- Misery, Thursday, 27 September 2007 14:46 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
Misery OTM.
-- kv_nol, Thursday, 27 September 2007 14:49 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
Oh. I didn't know you wrote about music.
-- jaymc, Thursday, 27 September 2007 14:50 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
― Dom Passantino, Friday, 28 September 2007 09:30 (sixteen years ago) link
???
― kv_nol, Friday, 28 September 2007 11:42 (sixteen years ago) link
relax, he's zinging ronan. unless you're displaying a bit of shamrock solidarity!
― scourage, Friday, 28 September 2007 11:56 (sixteen years ago) link
I thought you were banned? Is there to be no respite?
I didn't think there was a zing in the exchange, that's why I questioned it.
― kv_nol, Friday, 28 September 2007 12:00 (sixteen years ago) link
I think jaymc's saying Ronan might have mentioned writing about music once or twice?
jaymc not knowing something about you is a zing in itself, I suppose...
― onimo, Friday, 28 September 2007 12:01 (sixteen years ago) link
I suppose... Still a beat of a stretch though. Clearer zings in future please people.
― kv_nol, Friday, 28 September 2007 12:02 (sixteen years ago) link
If it's quality zings you want, here's an absolute peach from AAD:
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While I appreciate the zest implied by your choice of punctuation, I was hoping for something more codswalloping, such as "M. White serves his guests lower-mid-range California chardonnay at 42 degrees, in hopes that their tongues will be too deadened by cold to detect the overly-oaky front end and the pronouncedly-grassy finish. Plus his off-the-shelf Fruit-of-the-Loom undergarments are more dullish than dazzling."
This sort of thing makes him snort like an irritated goat.
-- Aimless, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 17:41 (1 month ago) Link
How bout: "Aimless's teh topdog M.white's teh fagtog"
-- Heave Ho, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 21:08 (1 month ago) Link
This comes distressingly close to disproving the contention that brevity is the soul of wit.
-- Aimless, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 21:45 (1 month ago) Link
― scourage, Friday, 28 September 2007 12:21 (sixteen years ago) link
give me a minute to process zing
― deej, Friday, 28 September 2007 13:06 (sixteen years ago) link
o-deej must contemplate.
― Alex in Baltimore, Friday, 28 September 2007 14:48 (sixteen years ago) link
That's not a zing, that's just how Ask a Drunk works, the less funny posters just provide fodder for Aimless to make witty coments on
― Heave Ho, Friday, 28 September 2007 14:51 (sixteen years ago) link
yeah fuckin riot
― gff, Friday, 28 September 2007 14:52 (sixteen years ago) link
SUIT ONE "Who's this Streets guy then who seems to be popular with the cashpoints, I mean, urm, kids . . .?"
SUIT TWO "I don't know, Quispian, but he seems a bit too clever, he's got opinions and things and he seems pro-drugs. An association with him might mean we sell less Corrs albums"
SUIT ONE "I like the Corrs"
SUIT TWO "So do I"
SUIT ONE "I know lets get some no-brainer no-talent idiots and get them to do something similar but less contravesial. Dumb it down a bit too so Joe CreditDetails doesn't have to think about the content"
SUIT TWO "Bonza idea, Quispian, now lets load up on rohypnol, go down the Met bar and indulge in some fcuk alcopops and date rape"
SUIT ONE "Excellent, I've not done that for a few hours . . . "
-- Lynskey (Lynskey), Friday, 24 January 2003 16:47 (4 years ago) Link
Oh for fuck sake, ignoring the fact that any parody of "those fat cat record execs" is about as interesting as painting skirting boards white, the Audio Bullys are house, the Streets aren't. So if you don't like that that's fine but spare us these constant bullshit comparisons with acts from totally different genres who also happen to have a fucking London accented MC. I mean this must be the 10th time! AUDIO BULLYS ARE HOUSE, HENCE THE 4/4, and though I don't think there's anything fucking controversial about the Streets in the first place I resent the suggestion that a totally different act is somehow dumbed down just cos you don't like them. Apples and oranges.
-- Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 24 January 2003 16:55 (4 years ago) Link
Aw shucks. At least I touched a nerve, mission accomplished.
-- Lynskey (Lynskey), Friday, 24 January 2003 17:15 (4 years ago) Link
I wouldn't bother setting your sights any higher if that's the usual standard of hackneyed crap you come out with.
-- Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 24 January 2003 17:21 (4 years ago) Link
― and what, Saturday, 29 September 2007 00:11 (sixteen years ago) link
http://images.indymedia.org/imc/barcelona/capitalism.jpg
― Noodle Vague, Saturday, 29 September 2007 00:43 (sixteen years ago) link
Pwnan
― am0n, Saturday, 29 September 2007 01:48 (sixteen years ago) link
It's fascinating that expensive chart-aimed male hip-hop almost always reserves the amount of emotion Kanye expends on Jay-Z for songs about mamas or baby mamas. This kind of conflicted guy-on-guy thing is unusual.
-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Saturday, September 29, 2007 2:34 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
enjoy yr slash
-- da croupier, Saturday, September 29, 2007 2:35 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 29 September 2007 19:45 (sixteen years ago) link
Should have been a Mark Grout thread.
-- Dom Passantino, Saturday, September 29, 2007 6:27 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link
You don't read that every day.
-- Noodle Vague, Saturday, September 29, 2007 6:28 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link
Things you don't read every day: what's on your iPod?
-- Dom Passantino, Saturday, September 29, 2007 6:32 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link
― s1ocki, Monday, 1 October 2007 18:58 (sixteen years ago) link
When the "Matthew Perpetua has never heard any music by black people" wikipedia was pointed out to me the other day, I had this really conflicted reaction, half "what the fuck, what an asshole, since when do I not listen to music by black people" and "ha, that's a pretty funny bit of assholery."
I did go to Parsons, though.
-- Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Saturday, November 12, 2005 9:16 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link
you are the one, that likes indie?
-- terry lennox. (gareth), Saturday, November 12, 2005 10:03 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link
― and what, Thursday, 4 October 2007 19:35 (sixteen years ago) link