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(what andrei tarkovsky is to solaris, etc)

― cindy williams permafrost (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 20 May 2005 10:41 (nineteen years ago) link

Lemonade was a popular drink and might still be,
I got more props and stunts than that delightful Dee.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 20 May 2005 10:41 (nineteen years ago) link

Chris 'The Nuts' V died
miss the klutz, cried

― Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 20 May 2005 10:42 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh no, that should be:

Chris 'The Nuts' V died
"Miss the klutz!", he cried

― Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 20 May 2005 10:43 (nineteen years ago) link

stockholm cindy
speaks in hindi
when it's windy
she does the lindy

― cindy williams permafrost (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 20 May 2005 10:45 (nineteen years ago) link

matos w.k.
vs. n.w.a.
teh loser is GAY

― cindy williams permafrost (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 20 May 2005 10:47 (nineteen years ago) link

electric sound of jim
we all expound like him
buy 45's
with lots of fives
and throw them in the bin

(after you listen to them)

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 20 May 2005 10:48 (nineteen years ago) link

o.nate >>> leonard lopate
he's so great

― cindy williams permafrost (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 20 May 2005 10:51 (nineteen years ago) link

what do i think of matthew perpetua?
do i think he's great? you bet-you-ah!

― cindy williams permafrost (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 20 May 2005 11:00 (nineteen years ago) link

sl0cki
does this rhyme with "gnocchi"?
or "pocky"?
so i'll know what poem to write for chaki.

― cindy williams permafrost (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 20 May 2005 11:16 (nineteen years ago) link

Slocki = Slutsky.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 20 May 2005 11:34 (nineteen years ago) link

Jody Beth Rosen
in underground bunker, frozen
Has she ever met cozen?
He's quite ambrosian.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 20 May 2005 14:07 (nineteen years ago) link

Ian Riese-Moraine falls mainly on the plain.

OW! FUCK!

― self-parody (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 20 May 2005 14:12 (nineteen years ago) link

Maria Tessa is a snazzy dressa.

― ... And suddenly Ian Riese-Moraine is a naked man saying, 'Volvo! Volvo!' (Easte, Friday, 20 May 2005 14:13 (nineteen years ago) link

Why has it taken me this long to come up with this obvious one?

Huk likes to fu....

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Friday, 20 May 2005 14:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Huk-L
can pluck el-
liptical chuckles.

― Aimless (Aimless), Friday, 20 May 2005 14:31 (nineteen years ago) link

There is much joy here. :-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 20 May 2005 14:34 (nineteen years ago) link

Jarlr'mai
Bo-Barlr'mai,
Banana-fanna Fo-Farlr'mai,
Me-mi-mo Marlr'mai.

― Aimless (Aimless), Friday, 20 May 2005 14:35 (nineteen years ago) link

FUCK! I fell again! This time in Spain! Stupid Ian Riese-Moraine!

― ... And suddenly instead of four my family felt like three (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 20 May 2005 14:36 (nineteen years ago) link

# bush approval rating at all time low (46 new answers)
# Help Me - I have a crusty elbow! (24 new answers)

― ... And suddenly Ian Riese-Moraine is a naked man saying, 'Volvo! Volvo!' (Easte, Friday, 20 May 2005 14:42 (nineteen years ago) link

I bongo
with my lingo
And beat it like Hurting yo
Geir Hongro's
In Columbo
At the house of Hurlothrumbo

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 20 May 2005 14:50 (nineteen years ago) link

can no ilxor pronounce miccio?
do none have the urge to then rhyme "bitchy ho"?

― miccio (miccio), Friday, 20 May 2005 14:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Is it "itchy"? I always say "eechy."

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 20 May 2005 14:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Admittedly we've americanized it a bit. When someone says "Meetch-e-o" I feel like saying "bonamente! pasta fazool!" while spinning a pizza pie in the air.

― miccio (miccio), Friday, 20 May 2005 14:56 (nineteen years ago) link

though in that case you can rhyme it with "screechy ho"

― miccio (miccio), Friday, 20 May 2005 15:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Miccio, Miccio,
No relation to Macchio

― Huk-L, Friday, 20 May 2005 15:03 (nineteen years ago) link

Haikunym
tries to hymn
like unto seraphim
but we're all wise to him
for he's obliged to trim
everything down to slim
snippets of haiku whim.

― Aimless (Aimless), Friday, 20 May 2005 15:03 (nineteen years ago) link

How many do we get asked young Miccio?
You're only allowed twenty-seven each, yo.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 20 May 2005 15:04 (nineteen years ago) link

Scott Seward
can't be skeward
if he's lost like Dr. Seuss he just makes up a neward

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 20 May 2005 15:13 (nineteen years ago) link

How pronounce "miccio"?
Come, let me teach yo.

― Aimless (Aimless), Friday, 20 May 2005 15:15 (nineteen years ago) link

I took a picture of Je4nne Fury,
or maybe Bigfoot,
since the photo was blurry.

― Huk-L, Friday, 20 May 2005 15:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Aimless
is also a way to describe the post-"License to Drive" career of Mr. Corey Feldman, who has been floundering rather since deciding to go all Corey Haimless.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 20 May 2005 15:18 (nineteen years ago) link

A mystery, Jody Beth Rosen!
She walks in fly boots in the snowsen!
She never goes black tie,
Takes pictures of cactii,
But who she is NOBODY KNOWSEN.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 20 May 2005 15:22 (nineteen years ago) link

Mandee is dandy, but Luna is suna.

― Huk-L, Friday, 20 May 2005 15:23 (nineteen years ago) link

Paul at daymaker
throws a mean haymaker.

― Aimless (Aimless), Friday, 20 May 2005 15:29 (nineteen years ago) link

Tom, Tom drop the bomb

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 20 May 2005 15:42 (nineteen years ago) link

Lynskey looks nothing like Regina Sosinski.

― ... And suddenly Ian Riese-Moraine is a naked man saying, 'Volvo! Volvo!' (Easte, Friday, 20 May 2005 15:45 (nineteen years ago) link

King of the ThinXor, Mark SinXor

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 20 May 2005 15:46 (nineteen years ago) link

...how about Jerzy Kozinski?

xpost

― Huk-L, Friday, 20 May 2005 15:49 (nineteen years ago) link

CJ the Unruly
Is nobody's fool. She
Could not be praised unduly,
For she speaks her mind so coolly
with a humour hammered truly.

― Aimless (Aimless), Friday, 20 May 2005 15:51 (nineteen years ago) link

Forget Marcello the totalitarian
Who is blahbarian?

― $V£N! (blueski), Friday, 20 May 2005 15:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Calum Robert Waddell posts lots of twaddle.

― Aimless (Aimless), Friday, 20 May 2005 15:59 (nineteen years ago) link

A question common to all of us
Whence the doggerel pouring from Aimless?
Some say he mines it in the Wallowas
Though I think the mountains are blameless

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 20 May 2005 16:15 (nineteen years ago) link

who dareth?
gareth?

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 20 May 2005 18:43 (nineteen years ago) link

..how about Jerzy Kozinski?

Maybe I should've said Ted Kacyzinski.

― Ian Riese-Moraine is on toffuti break! (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 20 May 2005 18:53 (nineteen years ago) link

A mystery, Jody Beth Rosen!
She walks in fly boots in the snowsen!
She never goes black tie,
Takes pictures of cactii,
But who she is NOBODY KNOWSEN.

http://www.tvtome.com/images/shows/8/4/50-18840-sm.jpg

― cindy williams permafrost (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 20 May 2005 19:24 (nineteen years ago) link

Rosen's
supposin'
her poems to be prose'n
Rosen's supposin'
Erroneously

― Ken L (Ken L), Friday, 20 May 2005 19:30 (nineteen years ago) link

There was a young Raggett named Ned
Who had lots of hair on his head
A sharp pen he wields
Like the axe of K. Shields
It's a shame he's not more widely read

[Note subtle shift in tense]

― Ken L (Ken L), Friday, 20 May 2005 19:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Whence the doggerel pouring from Aimless?

When one has a knack for doggerel,
It's going to earn one bugger all.
I do it from a sense a fun and games,
Withal it is both aimless and quite lame.

― Aimless (Aimless), Saturday, 21 May 2005 00:36 (nineteen years ago) link

I think this thread is the best thing I've ever started, maybe I should just retire ILX now.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Saturday, 21 May 2005 05:46 (nineteen years ago) link

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