WHERE DID MORTAL KOMBAT GO WRONG

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MOOOORTAAAAAALLL KOOOOOMBBBAAAAAATTT!!!!!!!!!

nickalicious, Tuesday, 11 March 2008 23:42 (sixteen years ago) link

3 had dial-a-kombos and that stupid run button and half-assed fatalities. I stopped playing there.

abanana, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 00:07 (sixteen years ago) link

fighting games with multiple palette swap characters are lame

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 00:08 (sixteen years ago) link

MK3 changed it all over to dial-a-combos, which weren't nearly as satisfying. Also the character design got even worse, somehow.

Nhex, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 02:59 (sixteen years ago) link

(Kitiara TROO WUV 4EVA)

FALSE SUITOR! HER NAME IS KITANA!!!

http://sidewayspony.com/images/trough/production/2007/jun/11/28511_orig_purplesexyninja_20copy.jpg

Leee, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 03:18 (sixteen years ago) link

MKII was the SHIT, that game was so fucking awesome (Kitiara TROO WUV 4EVA)

-- HI DERE, Tuesday, March 11, 2008 10:06 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

lol nerdian slip

Jordan, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 03:44 (sixteen years ago) link

wau so thorougly pwned

HI DERE, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 03:58 (sixteen years ago) link

3. 2 was decent. 3 was like "Why do all the characters STILL have all the same moves and physical strength?"

Z S, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 05:43 (sixteen years ago) link

Definitely 3, when they started introducing the Killer Instinct-style dial-a-combo bullshit. Also the worst character designs of the entire series. Everyone looked like hair-metal video extras or American Gladiators.

latebloomer, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 06:18 (sixteen years ago) link

MK II is perfection. Not as deep as Street Fighter but it had great graphics and sound for the time, smooth-as-Billy Dee control and awesome fatalities.

latebloomer, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 06:23 (sixteen years ago) link

and also it had motherfucking Baraka

http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Galaxy/2153/images/t_baraka.gif

latebloomer, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 06:25 (sixteen years ago) link

I think the Mortal Kombat movie is still probably the closest game-to-film adaptation yet.

latebloomer, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 06:26 (sixteen years ago) link

I think MK II was one of the only games I saw people actually LINING UP to play

latebloomer, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 06:30 (sixteen years ago) link

do arcades exist anymore at all?

latebloomer, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 06:31 (sixteen years ago) link

was this game always 'realistic' graphics, or did that come later?

Ste, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 10:13 (sixteen years ago) link

From the beginning it was that weird sprites-based-on-photos style that I guess started with Pit Fighter, but that must have come to an end with the first (shitty) 3-D one.

The first bad MK game IMO was the infuriating 2D-3D Sub Zero platformer.

antexit, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 14:16 (sixteen years ago) link

MKII definitely is up there in terms of "introducing awesome new characters in a sequel"; I think the only other games that compete with it are Darkstalkers 2 and Viruta Fighter 2 (SF2 blows all of them away, of course).

HI DERE, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 14:25 (sixteen years ago) link

I think MK 3 looked really silly next to all those 3D fighters coming out at the same time.

latebloomer, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 14:49 (sixteen years ago) link

WAIT WAIT so all the ones past 3 are arcade?

what the fuck, am i supposed to hang out at airports or something??

gff, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 14:52 (sixteen years ago) link

I think the Mortal Kombat movie is still probably the closest game-to-film adaptation yet.

-- latebloomer, Wednesday, March 12, 2008 1:26 AM (Wednesday, March 12, 2008 1:26 AM) Bookmark Link

When Chameleon appeared late in the movie, I was all "fuck yeah, just like the game!"

Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 14:58 (sixteen years ago) link

IN MK3 YOU COULD UPPERCUT PEOPLE UP ONTO OTHER LEVELS HOW COOL WAS THAT?????????????????????????????????????????

DG, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 15:11 (sixteen years ago) link

all the ones past 3 came out on consoles... 4, 5, 6, 7 all on PS2 as far as i remember! maybe 4 was on ps1 but i don't think so? i can't remember

Will M., Wednesday, 12 March 2008 15:19 (sixteen years ago) link

SF2 hardly counts as a sequel imo, the first "street fighter" was so weird and different

Will M., Wednesday, 12 March 2008 15:21 (sixteen years ago) link

do arcades exist anymore at all?

-- latebloomer, Wednesday, March 12, 2008 6:31 AM (8 hours ago)

good question. i know there's one up the top of the trocadero because fatnick and i went on a quest to play outrun 2 there

DG, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 15:23 (sixteen years ago) link

it all went downhill when my local corner shop got rid of its SF2 machine

DG, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 15:23 (sixteen years ago) link

there's a couple in montreal, one of which i went to and had my ass handed to me a couple of times.

it's sad because the arcade system is pretty awesome... i get to play on an arcade stick without needing to build it myself and/or pay 200 bucks, all while standing at a cabinet that i don't have to put somewhere in my house and plathe best possible version of a fighting game!

Will M., Wednesday, 12 March 2008 15:29 (sixteen years ago) link

but MK3 loses points for switching to arabic # system

Will M., Wednesday, 12 March 2008 15:30 (sixteen years ago) link

the terrorists have won

DG, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 15:32 (sixteen years ago) link

BTW I foget who linked the "lame" MK3 fatalities but that was the last Mortal Kombat that I thought had AMAZING fatalities! i mean some of the UMK3 ones are uninspired (especially lame-o ermac), but some of the actual MK3 ones, priceless. i find it weird that they had to censor out sub-zero-classic's head/spine rip fatality (due ot the controversy it caused in MK1) but some of the ones they left in are WAY creepier/more brutal, ie. stretching a dude's mouth out and pulling their skeleton out through it, leaving a pile of skin?!?! what the fuck?!?! de-spine-i-tation seems tame in comparison!!!

Will M., Wednesday, 12 March 2008 15:44 (sixteen years ago) link

Will, how long have you been in MTL? It used to be an arcade PARADISE. There were six great ones on St. Catherine that I can remember. Now it's just the one, I think, on the north side by Drummond that has all those weird horseracing games and stuff.

antexit, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 16:04 (sixteen years ago) link

i used to be able to play HARD DRIVIN' at the dolphin in romford :(

DG, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 16:15 (sixteen years ago) link

i've only been here for like two years. i missed the golden age for sure. but then again i've never really looked for places, an old coworker brought me there once...

Will M., Wednesday, 12 March 2008 16:19 (sixteen years ago) link

which MK had the Afghani guy who could drop through the bottom of the screen? that's the last one I played. it was fun. yep!

Garrett Martin, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 17:39 (sixteen years ago) link

Afghani guy?! i have no idea what you mean! was it 3d polygons?

Will M., Wednesday, 12 March 2008 18:08 (sixteen years ago) link

Also wasn't this one of Kano's powers?

HI DERE, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 18:45 (sixteen years ago) link

apparently his name was Kabal. and apparently he wasn't necessarily Afghani, but from a dusty land, and perhaps even a desert. maybe he was Bedouin?

Garrett Martin, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 18:55 (sixteen years ago) link

Couldn't one of the robots in 3 drop through the floor too? forward forward lowkick or something?

antexit, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 18:58 (sixteen years ago) link

Arcades died when home systems were able to meet and more or less surpass cabinet quality graphics/sound/design.

forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 19:04 (sixteen years ago) link

Now, the only stuff that works to keep arcades alive are "event" games, like where you go skiing... for realz! Dance Dance/Beatmania used to keep it alive, but now that people have shown a wii/guitarhero willingness to buy peripherals, that well is mostly dry too. It's down to kiddie bullshit (whackamole, skee ball, treasure claw) and retro stylee arcades to carry the torch.

forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 19:06 (sixteen years ago) link

Kabal was the MK3 character I'd always play as...he looked like a tusken raider from Star Wars

latebloomer, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 19:51 (sixteen years ago) link

with long hair

latebloomer, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 19:52 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.mkdeception.com/downloads/MKD_wp21_800x600.jpg

forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 20:00 (sixteen years ago) link

oh lol I have never seen that guy before in my life

HI DERE, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 20:07 (sixteen years ago) link

he was my guy in MK3. which I only bought due to loneliness and depression.

Garrett Martin, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 20:11 (sixteen years ago) link

i wasn't allowed to have it or play it due to overparenting. but i bought allll the magazines for 1-3!!!

Will M., Wednesday, 12 March 2008 22:09 (sixteen years ago) link

oh god I was in college for I and II, I old

HI DERE, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 22:10 (sixteen years ago) link

nothing wrong with that! means you got to play them when they were cool. if games were ever "cool" anyway

Will M., Wednesday, 12 March 2008 22:18 (sixteen years ago) link

MK2 had cool death moves and level design but actually sucked shit to an amazing extent when you were actually playing it

I mean, can run through SF2 from time to time and enjoy it but MK's just like a series of awkwardly blocked punches and annoying shouting noises

Deadly Alliance was good

That mong guy that's shit, Thursday, 13 March 2008 12:15 (sixteen years ago) link

MK2 had cool death moves and level design but actually sucked shit to an amazing extent when you were actually playing it

RONG

latebloomer, Friday, 14 March 2008 07:39 (sixteen years ago) link

lol wtf @ ~2:30

Leee, Saturday, 15 March 2008 18:53 (sixteen years ago) link

Definitely MK3. On top of having a fat cop and losing the cool ninjas in favor of dumb robots, they toned down the oriental flavor massively. The coolest thing about MK was that it was the closest to a Big Trouble in Little China fighting came you could get. MK3 just had no style.

The background were sometimes cool though. I think Ultimate MK3 was a step back in the right direction. But yeah, the cop thing really seals the deal.

Also, those fatalities, you can tell they really just didn't give a shit in MK3, reusing the same explosions-of-blood and exploding-guts animations over and over again.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 2 September 2012 21:21 (eleven years ago) link

so many femurs

This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 2 September 2012 21:25 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah otm. 2011 MK was a great return to form though!

latebloomer, Monday, 3 September 2012 22:52 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

'90s HOT: A picture thread.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 8 October 2012 13:58 (eleven years ago) link

you guys are crazy, fatcop was the coolest thing about MK3

frogbs, Monday, 8 October 2012 14:12 (eleven years ago) link

five years pass...

Drake's new album Scorpion just makes me think of this and for that alone I am thankful

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBrwIMYV3-A

frogbs, Thursday, 19 July 2018 21:09 (five years ago) link

nine months pass...

Glancing through the early user reviews and folks, so far it seems like the new one has gone wrong in two key ways: having maddeningly onerous lootbox unlocks, and having female characters that are wearing clothes

Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Tuesday, 23 April 2019 17:34 (four years ago) link

it’s what hr giger would have wanted

Campaign For Dean Gaffney To Be The New James Bond (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 23 April 2019 18:40 (four years ago) link

don't forget people are also mad at it for it making the controversial political statement of "slavery was bad"

ciderpress, Tuesday, 23 April 2019 18:47 (four years ago) link

i don't really follow MK these days but i think the chainsaw guy from Mandy would be a cool and fitting character for the series

these are not all of the possible side effects (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 23 April 2019 19:28 (four years ago) link

not just that slavery is bad, but that a storyline where time travel stops slavery from ever happening somehow promotes ‘white genocide’

ban videogames, honestly

Campaign For Dean Gaffney To Be The New James Bond (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 23 April 2019 19:43 (four years ago) link

Barry on HBO sometimes feels like a sub-zero/quan chi cutscene

Fictitious Business Name: (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 23 April 2019 19:55 (four years ago) link

and that's all of the mortal kombat i need rn

Fictitious Business Name: (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 23 April 2019 19:57 (four years ago) link

the last one I played was like 10 years ago. maybe Annihilation? either way I remember that mini-adventure game tacked onto it, I was fascinated with it because of how underdeveloped it was

frogbs, Wednesday, 24 April 2019 14:40 (four years ago) link

i could watch that alien-with-chainsaw gif all day

mh, Wednesday, 24 April 2019 15:14 (four years ago) link

i played mortal kombat mythologies sub zero a lot as a kid bc i was obsessed with the cut scenes (which are... real lol to me at this point in my life) and i thought it was such a cool idea (a mortal kombat platformer *should* be a cool thing!). however: fundamentally unplayable game

american bradass (BradNelson), Wednesday, 24 April 2019 15:40 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

MK11 at its core, has gone right!
The abominable, tedious unlock grind and always online games-as-a-service is godawful though.
I feel you could replace the term "MK11" here with so many games in 2019.
Female characters ARE a lot better in this one, though credit due to MKX for starting their trend of actually designing them decently

Still, it's MK - totally worth it for the goofy single player experience even if you can't/don't want to play with others. They've been a lot better than Capcom in at least delivering that. (Though I hate that so much is gated behind the online Towers. And the AI battles are such a waste of time as much as they were in Injustice 2.)

not just that slavery is bad, but that a storyline where time travel stops slavery from ever happening somehow promotes ‘white genocide’
wait what? was this even brought up in the game?

Nhex, Saturday, 11 May 2019 14:17 (four years ago) link

it's jax's ending apparently? it rules imo

american bradass (BradNelson), Saturday, 11 May 2019 14:22 (four years ago) link

bb i'm gonna check that out

Nhex, Sunday, 12 May 2019 00:05 (four years ago) link

ha it does indeed rule

"i'm not gonna wait a few centuries for people to get woke!"

Nhex, Saturday, 18 May 2019 20:08 (four years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xjlKNniLq8

Shang Tsung trailer. Sindel, Nightwolf, Spawn confirmed. The leaks with Ash and Terminator probably true. Gotta give to NRS, they do these trailers well.

Nhex, Saturday, 1 June 2019 17:34 (four years ago) link

one year passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBa_aHwCbC4
it's kind of exactly what you would've asked for if you had asked for it

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 18 February 2021 21:38 (three years ago) link

Why did so many people in this thread think the cop was fat, is this a Mandela effect thing

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Thursday, 18 February 2021 22:38 (three years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/9sJKfBM.jpg
He ain't 8-bit Mega Man, but....

Nhex, Thursday, 18 February 2021 23:25 (three years ago) link

I can't believe how many mortal kombat games there are. It's the same game, right?

Party With A Jagger Ban (dog latin), Friday, 19 February 2021 00:49 (three years ago) link

Well you could say that about street fighter, tekken, king of fighters…new versions are the same but different yknow

Canon in Deez (silby), Friday, 19 February 2021 00:51 (three years ago) link

They make a new Madden every year!

Canon in Deez (silby), Friday, 19 February 2021 00:52 (three years ago) link

Only one of those I've played are Streetfighter II. I used to like MK1 and 2 on the SNES. I getcha though, just impressed they've managed to do so many, topping them every few years like the FIFA games

Xp lol

Party With A Jagger Ban (dog latin), Friday, 19 February 2021 00:53 (three years ago) link

two months pass...

just watched mortal kombat (2021) and honestly couldn't have asked for anything more than what i got.

call all destroyer, Sunday, 25 April 2021 03:44 (two years ago) link

sold!

Draymond is "Mr Dumpy" (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 25 April 2021 03:45 (two years ago) link

it has:

2-3 really nicely staged and executed scenes
2-3 performances with enough charisma to carry the terrible dialog (though sadly not the lead guy who is basically one of derek zoolander's model friends enlisted to act)
3-4 moments that will make you go yesssssss if you have any affection at all for the games
1 very funny, subtle-enough callback to the gameplay of the first couple editions that should make you smile

as an object of IP care and feeding it does more than enough

call all destroyer, Sunday, 25 April 2021 03:59 (two years ago) link

so cheesy, total fan service. story very clunky, but as B-grade schlock, good!

Nhex, Monday, 26 April 2021 03:51 (two years ago) link

Sounds good to me. I am a fan of the very silly '95 movie and was worried this was going to be like a Zack Snyder take on the IP

feed me with your chips (zchyrs), Monday, 26 April 2021 13:00 (two years ago) link

yeah I just assumed that what this movie was gonna be so I didn't have much interest in seeing it. if it's ridiculous and stupid I might watch it after all.

frogbs, Monday, 26 April 2021 13:09 (two years ago) link

there are some funny moments but i was frequently bored. suffered from a lack of lambert. all the casting is terrible imo.

adam, Monday, 26 April 2021 15:34 (two years ago) link

Watched it last night. While it *was* stupid, it also wasn't very much fun outside of a handful of the fight scenes. I feel like this property would be better served Netflix Castlevania-style as an OTT gory animated series.

feed me with your chips (zchyrs), Tuesday, 27 April 2021 12:54 (two years ago) link


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