Ultimate Warrior has an opinion

(hehe, I kind of thought that after I posted it)

They come back and Matt Striker does his Ultimate Warrior impression. It's pretty bad, as he reads the following statement, which is also posted on WWE.com (with a few bits of "poetic license" taken, going as far to pause mid-promo and say "I need more steroids, my arms are getting too small!")...

"Warrior" says he won't give Todd back his DVD unless he gives him $47, no $57. He says he stays in shape through "steroids... lots and lots of steroids." He talks about the One Warrior Nation and cries about flushing his career down the toilet. He admits to being from Queens, NY, NOT "Parts Unknown." "Queens is VERY, VERY KNOWN."

They are in SO MUCH TROUBLE.

Hah! Vince McMahon is totally at his best when he's being really petty.

Plus: Matt Striker push! Man, the Sandman parody he does is the rofflez.

i believe u more than anyone else and i also know that the things shown in this dvd are not true as u cannot do this as u r true warrior , i know that hhh,vince and others r jealous of u and bret heart.

The "Self Destruction" dvd is classic, if not solely for the section about his promo style. Jericho calls his interviews "quizzical" and Christian does a killer Warrior impression.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P39b7v1wzfg

Shit, we had a Warrior googler? This could've made "Oink Invites" look like a bag of puke

googling doesn't make the world work

I watched that Self-Destruction of the Ultimate Warrior vid a few nights ago. Quite possibly (as someone who hasn't seen anything to do with wrestling for 15 years) the funniest thing I've ever seen.

I WILL NOW TAKE QUESTIONS REGARDING MY CAREER AND MY VENGEANCE AGAINST WORLD WRESTLING ENTERTAINMENT

QUESTIONS THAT SHOW INSUFFICIENT UNDERSTANDING OF THE POWER OF DESTRUCITY WILL BE DISREGARDED

GOOD LUCK

this isn't going to work

So Warrior, did you kill Kerry Von Erich for stealing your boot tassles gimmick?

I know it was you. He was so high on coke he couldn't even pick up the gun, let alone shoot himself with it.

And admit it, you killed Dino Bravo too, didn't you?

I HAD NOTHING BUT PITY FOR THAT ONE LEGGED RUNT - THERE WAS A POINT IN APRIL 1997 WHERE I HELD A PILLOW OVER FRITZ VON ERICH?S FACE BUT I DECIDED TO BE THE BETTER MAN

DINO BRAVO DIED BECAUSE THERE WAS INSUFFICIENT DESTRUCITY IN HIS SYSTEM TO RECOVER FROM REPEATED GUNSHOTN WOUNDS