Next Medium Things?

In the guise of a white panther - the evil XTRMNTR fatally wounds Momus who is then taken to the cathedral of sound, 'guarded' by the hermit Shields,who is still sleeping off a dodgy pie from '92.

Tricksta-MC Paul Barman, having lulled Emperor Albarn ( HISS!)into a false sense of smugass complacency calls in a favour:' Daniel-san, you owe me, automate the limey !' - the honourbound dj rebuilds Momus with an 8track cartridge of Kool Moe Dee and betamax porno .

Momus is carried to the peak of Mt. Fuji where the Powers That Be send the ALL MOTHER (Kym Marsh) to breathe life into your fallen hero and suckle he at her breast. Nourished, he awakes to a choir of castrato cyborgs and vows vengence -

' the pierrot pranksta,gangsta with a clavicord, come Daemon,fall beneath my poison sword ...'

...sequels are usually shit

I think I predicted Peaches with this one. She was around at this point, I guess, but I didn't know about it. Does that count? How do these other predictions look?

James predicted the Hives!

tim f. OTM.

Yankee Hotel Foxtrot?

Norah Jones?

"React"
"Addictive"
Greensleeves' Bollywood compilation

Predictions:
* Fusion of Hip Hop and Country and Western is waaaaay overdue
* A fusion of Emo and Nu-Metal is both strangely implausable AND inevitable.
* Lo-Fi stalwarts like GBV with processed vocals, while Britney goes vocally al dente. This will be the death knells for BOTH acts.
* Triumph the Insult Dogs "Songs in the Key of Poop" sells 3,000,000 copies, starts a new genre of obnoxious animal puppets. Damon Albarn is thus pushed back into the limelight.
* Country and Western flava Boy Bands.

Sterling was right here, too: See Amerie, Nivea, etc.

-- Lord Custos Omega (LordCusto...) (webmail), December 30th, 2002 5:57 PM.

* Big and Rich
* Somebody must have done this already
* " " " " " "
* Crazy Frog
* Can't be long now....