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Good, fluffy pillows

― Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Thursday, 11 September 2003 18:17 (twenty years ago) link

hours of sleep

― phil-two (phil-two), Thursday, 11 September 2003 18:18 (twenty years ago) link

Orgasms.

(Oh come on, you were all thinking it)

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 11 September 2003 18:18 (twenty years ago) link

threads

― Sarah MCLUsky (coco), Thursday, 11 September 2003 18:18 (twenty years ago) link

orgasms

(haha..... cross post, honest!!)

― C J (C J), Thursday, 11 September 2003 18:19 (twenty years ago) link

clowns in a volkswagen.

you guys with the best x-post evah!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 11 September 2003 18:20 (twenty years ago) link

Breasts.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 September 2003 18:27 (twenty years ago) link

I'd like to change my answer to "Sweaters".

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 September 2003 18:28 (twenty years ago) link

Dan likes sows in sweaters ;-)

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 11 September 2003 18:31 (twenty years ago) link

Shoes.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 11 September 2003 18:35 (twenty years ago) link

water balloons when you're on top of a building.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 11 September 2003 18:36 (twenty years ago) link

socks

― Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Thursday, 11 September 2003 18:37 (twenty years ago) link

nice jeans

― phil-two (phil-two), Thursday, 11 September 2003 18:38 (twenty years ago) link

cats

and, of course, orgasms, cds, panties, etc.

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Thursday, 11 September 2003 18:38 (twenty years ago) link

people who love you.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 11 September 2003 18:38 (twenty years ago) link

I'd like to change my answer to "Sweaters".

And here, I was about to give you props for admitting your pervy tendencies. Wuss;>

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 11 September 2003 18:40 (twenty years ago) link

kisses on your ear.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 11 September 2003 18:41 (twenty years ago) link

big empty boxes in a house where a toddler lives.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 11 September 2003 18:41 (twenty years ago) link

hotwheels!

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 11 September 2003 18:42 (twenty years ago) link

fantasies

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 11 September 2003 18:43 (twenty years ago) link

Marbles

― Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Thursday, 11 September 2003 18:44 (twenty years ago) link

Fingers.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 September 2003 18:48 (twenty years ago) link

aw, I like the people who love you answer...

pens
shoes
socks
paper towels

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Thursday, 11 September 2003 18:48 (twenty years ago) link

Dan is correct in changing his answer. If you had too many breasts, you would choke on them. But what a way to go...

― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 11 September 2003 18:52 (twenty years ago) link

Regrets

― Nicolars (Nicole), Thursday, 11 September 2003 18:57 (twenty years ago) link

Plastic frogs.

You never know when a well placed plastic frog will come in handy.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 11 September 2003 18:59 (twenty years ago) link

pork chops!

― phil-two (phil-two), Thursday, 11 September 2003 19:02 (twenty years ago) link

Dreams.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 September 2003 19:05 (twenty years ago) link

midgets in a Terry Gilliam movie.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 11 September 2003 19:06 (twenty years ago) link

hopes

stamps in your passport

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 11 September 2003 19:07 (twenty years ago) link

groupies in the back seat of a limo.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 11 September 2003 19:44 (twenty years ago) link

Catchphrases.
Members of Blazin' Squad

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 11 September 2003 20:10 (twenty years ago) link

postcards, friends, books

― isadora (isadora), Thursday, 11 September 2003 20:24 (twenty years ago) link

TV channels
things that interest you
good restaurants in your area
laughs
funky beats n' basslines

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 11 September 2003 20:29 (twenty years ago) link

free hours, days, weeks.

― nickn (nickn), Thursday, 11 September 2003 20:45 (twenty years ago) link

pictures of the California Zephyr

― smoky topaz (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 11 September 2003 20:47 (twenty years ago) link

Choco Tacos.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 September 2003 20:52 (twenty years ago) link

Benjamins

― Aaron A., Thursday, 11 September 2003 20:54 (twenty years ago) link

You can never have too many...

... hours in the day.
... friends.
... great places to go to.
... statements of sympathy and comfort during hard times.
... reassurances during periods of self-doubt.
... smiles bestowed upon you.
... opportunities to show people you care.

― Just Deanna (Dee the Lurker), Thursday, 11 September 2003 21:35 (twenty years ago) link

bags of peanut MMs
tubs of cherry Twizzlers

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 11 September 2003 22:18 (twenty years ago) link

Chickenbears.

Jars of Nutella.

Long weekends.

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 11 September 2003 22:20 (twenty years ago) link

Nichole, you can expect me around 9ish.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 11 September 2003 22:23 (twenty years ago) link

Moments when you're so immersed in something funny or interesting that you forget any unpleasantness in your life.

Peanut BUTTER M&Ms.

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Thursday, 11 September 2003 22:29 (twenty years ago) link

Breasts.

louise borgeois' art to thread!

crimplene dresses.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Thursday, 11 September 2003 22:44 (twenty years ago) link

Nichole, you can expect me around 9ish.

Right on. I expect my men to be on time.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 11 September 2003 22:48 (twenty years ago) link

hours of practice for anything
good memories
dark chocolates
conspiracy theories

― Maria (Maria), Thursday, 11 September 2003 22:59 (twenty years ago) link

guitar pedals
LPs

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Thursday, 11 September 2003 23:01 (twenty years ago) link

massages

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Friday, 12 September 2003 01:56 (twenty years ago) link

papers to grade

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

― Texas, Biyatch! (thatgirl), Friday, 12 September 2003 02:02 (twenty years ago) link

You need to farm those out to ILE, Sam.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 12 September 2003 02:04 (twenty years ago) link

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finger cones (i have two bags in my desk)

elastic bands (for making into ball and/or flicking at co-workers)

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Friday, 12 September 2003 10:26 (twenty years ago) link

I've got the superb eric haze dunks on! Yay me! (cheers james, i love u!) they roxor!

You can never have too many.....snuggles

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 12 September 2003 10:28 (twenty years ago) link

Prince Paul-voiced interludes on your CD.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 12 September 2003 14:35 (twenty years ago) link

movies starring oragutans opposite Clint Eastwood.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 12 September 2003 14:54 (twenty years ago) link

nature preserves

― oops (Oops), Friday, 12 September 2003 14:55 (twenty years ago) link

Local variables.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 12 September 2003 15:13 (twenty years ago) link

hugs
sex toys

― caitlin (caitlin), Friday, 12 September 2003 15:16 (twenty years ago) link

Sex toys that "hug"?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 12 September 2003 15:22 (twenty years ago) link

mmmm, that could be fun!

― caitlin (caitlin), Friday, 12 September 2003 15:42 (twenty years ago) link

If such a thing does not already exist, someone should invent one quickly.

― C J (C J), Friday, 12 September 2003 15:43 (twenty years ago) link

Rainy days
Doughnuts

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 12 September 2003 15:45 (twenty years ago) link

When i said that 'mmmmmm' there, I was thinking in terms of 'sex toys that hug so tight you can't move at all.' mmmmmmmmm.

― caitlin (caitlin), Friday, 12 September 2003 15:48 (twenty years ago) link

Isn't that what rope does?

― C J (C J), Friday, 12 September 2003 15:49 (twenty years ago) link

Or a giant dildo with arms?

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 12 September 2003 15:50 (twenty years ago) link

And kung fu grip?

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 12 September 2003 15:51 (twenty years ago) link

Ok, then. You can never have too much rope, as long as you also have a hott person to tie you up with it :-)
You can *of course* never have too many giant dildos. I thought that was a given!

― caitlin (caitlin), Friday, 12 September 2003 15:51 (twenty years ago) link

A giant dildo with arms and a kung-fu grip has conjoured up a vaguely unsettling image in my mind now.

― C J (C J), Friday, 12 September 2003 15:52 (twenty years ago) link

Chuck Norris?

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 12 September 2003 15:53 (twenty years ago) link

Now that goes far beyond vaguely unsettling...

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Friday, 12 September 2003 15:56 (twenty years ago) link

Just a warning - always clean Chuck Norris well after insertion, and never use him for anal penetration.

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 12 September 2003 15:57 (twenty years ago) link

I won't ask where the batteries go.

― C J (C J), Friday, 12 September 2003 15:59 (twenty years ago) link

skeins of yarn

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 12 September 2003 16:26 (twenty years ago) link

Yarns made of skin.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 12 September 2003 16:56 (twenty years ago) link

..... from the special "Knit Your Own Girlfriend" kit

― C J (C J), Friday, 12 September 2003 17:00 (twenty years ago) link

Yarn-specific lotion sold separately.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 12 September 2003 18:12 (twenty years ago) link

testicles

― Octothorpe (Octothorpe), Friday, 12 September 2003 20:19 (twenty years ago) link

Plectrums
Used Tenners
Recipe ideas

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 12 September 2003 20:22 (twenty years ago) link

trees
choes
sushi
blood red sunflowers
trips to the museum
benches in a park

― kephm, Friday, 12 September 2003 20:41 (twenty years ago) link

Echoes even

10packs of cheap B grade movies
rolls of film
headphones

― kephm, Friday, 12 September 2003 20:42 (twenty years ago) link

collar stays

― dan (dan), Friday, 12 September 2003 21:11 (twenty years ago) link

sick days

― Texas, Biyatch! (thatgirl), Friday, 12 September 2003 21:29 (twenty years ago) link

Stella Doro Swiss Fudge Cookies

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 12 September 2003 21:30 (twenty years ago) link

pandas

― felicity (felicity), Saturday, 13 September 2003 01:25 (twenty years ago) link

flying monkeys

― Nellie (nellskies), Saturday, 13 September 2003 04:00 (twenty years ago) link

Ohhhhh, Alex, those are soooo good.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Saturday, 13 September 2003 04:40 (twenty years ago) link

mental health days.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Saturday, 13 September 2003 05:46 (twenty years ago) link

Men who find you ridiculously attractive but don't act upon in - it saves me on taxi fares.

― Lara (Lara), Sunday, 14 September 2003 12:37 (twenty years ago) link

pretty damn teppishly

sounds straight out of Wodehouse's Jeeves and Wooster!

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 14 September 2003 22:46 (twenty years ago) link

thirteen years pass...

misread

tentacles
― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 11 September 2003 17:58 (thirteen years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

balls
― Aaron A., Thursday, 11 September 2003 18:02 (thirteen years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― loudmouth darraghmac ween (darraghmac), Monday, 19 December 2016 00:11 (seven years ago) link

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