The magic of a perfect bowel movement

one in the hands is worth two in the bush

DUH, I meant a turd in the hand is worth two in the bush

I wish my apt had one of those gravity johns so I didn't have to plunge the fuckin thing every time I go #2

seriously my gf got a brand new gravity crapper installed in her condo a while ago and that thing will probably swallow a rolled-up pair of wool socks without complaining. the shitcan in my basement one bedroom can barely handle one of my dinkleberries without predicating a work order

sounds like a shitty toilet!

i once left a guy in the toilet at college that actually bridged the drain on the toilet bowl, and simply would not be flushed. it just sat there.

roommates and i named it 'parker' and took turns pissing on it, cuz the stream acted like a saw doo u c

"a guy"

haha

have you ever made one so big you're like "whoa how did that fit inside me and how did it get out"

not that i have, just asking. out of curiosity.

constipation --> its horrific opposite --> constipation --> its horrific opposite

^side effects ride on my drug regimen; Happy New Year

I am certain that my institution has downgraded toilet paper brands in the past month, making every bowel movement "imperfect".

why do I have this thread bookmarked

confused as to why tp brand or quality has anything to do with the perfect bowel movement, after which (as we all know) only a one-square-wipe is required (and that only for reassurance)

lockdown has been good to me in some regards

- jaysus that shite was as good as a ride

― talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Wednesday, September 21, 2011 9:02 PM (eight years ago)

weve all had one cmon

just wondering if lockdown is being that good to you

the bishop wouldnt ask you that