here's a pats thread for everyone to talk about patritos shit because nobody else cares

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"is the patriots dynasty OVER?"

LET'S HOPE SO.

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 13 December 2009 18:01 (fourteen years ago) link

adalius thomas benched for the game & possibly never playing another down for NE

10 yards for tripping o_O (daria-g), Sunday, 13 December 2009 19:18 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah what is that about? is belichick mad at him?

horseshoe, Sunday, 13 December 2009 19:19 (fourteen years ago) link

i can't believe pat patriot is showing his face at this game. the NFL fines ochocinco for giving out christmas gifts in the end zone, but HE'S allowed to show up? fuck this league.

everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Sunday, 13 December 2009 19:23 (fourteen years ago) link

i think several guys are pat patriot so it's probably not the same dude? nfl is totally ridic about fining ochocinco, though, agreed.

horseshoe, Sunday, 13 December 2009 19:24 (fourteen years ago) link

i choose to believe that it was literally pat patriot who was arrested.

everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Sunday, 13 December 2009 22:29 (fourteen years ago) link

re: thomas, belichick had some issue with him earlier this season, which led to him being deactivated for a game (bmore i think). the media didn't find out what it was, though. then mid through last week four guys were sent home for the day, for being late to the 8am meeting (moss, thomas, guyton, burgess). speculation was, it was prob a cover for sending a message to some people belichick was having an issue with..

so thomas, next day, talks to the media in the locker room and is kind of a dick about it, saying look i called saying i was late, we're not in kindergarten here, i went home and put my feet up and watched some film, whatever.

10 yards for tripping o_O (daria-g), Sunday, 13 December 2009 23:19 (fourteen years ago) link

yea that sound byte of thomas sayin 'we're not in kindergarten, etc' was $

johnny crunch, Monday, 14 December 2009 00:19 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

pats message board has an excellent thread of classic pats in ms paint. i am stealing 2 for u

http://i45.tinypic.com/2nv87xk.jpg
http://i46.tinypic.com/ke7vir.jpg

kicker conspiracy (j. feely ha ha) (daria-g), Monday, 25 January 2010 00:46 (fourteen years ago) link

four weeks pass...

r.i.p. mosi tatupu

mookieproof, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 19:01 (fourteen years ago) link

on the same day david patten returned from the dead. the circle of life goes on.

aarrissi-a-roni, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 19:32 (fourteen years ago) link

three months pass...

am i wrong to think mankins is coming out of this looking like the asshole?

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 15 June 2010 02:36 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah if he thinks he is as good as jahri evans (quite possibly the best guard in the game) he is an asshole

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 15 June 2010 02:55 (thirteen years ago) link

The way the Patriots treat free agents, I don't blame him for trying to get every penny he can.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 07:04 (thirteen years ago) link

you mean the way they offer free agents the money the organization thinks they're worth rather than what the player thinks, or have they been torturing free agents in a dungeon somewhere and i just haven't heard about it?

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 15 June 2010 10:48 (thirteen years ago) link

The Patriots are unsentimental when it comes to deciding how much a player is worth. It is a smart way for them to do business, but I don't see how Mankins trying to get the best contract he can is any different. It's not his job to help the team cut costs by sacrificing money from his contract (assuming he could get more elsewhere, which I think he could). And honestly, he's a pretty good player. He might not be Evans but he's certainly one of the best at his position.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 16:19 (thirteen years ago) link

i hope u searched for 'patritos' when reviving this

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 15 June 2010 16:22 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah i guess it's just boring the way mankins is taking his case to the media--like, dude, you were bad last year and they still offered you 30-something million. ::shrug::

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 15 June 2010 18:25 (thirteen years ago) link

The Patriots' last offer, which has has been on the table for "a significant period of time", was a five-year deal worth approximately $7 million per season and would place the two-time Pro Bowler comfortably among the top five paid guards in the NFL, according to a league source.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 15 June 2010 18:34 (thirteen years ago) link

with joe "jellybean" bryant! (not pictured)

call all destroyer, Friday, 18 June 2010 17:47 (thirteen years ago) link

lesbiansthatlooklikejustinbieber.com

everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Friday, 18 June 2010 17:48 (thirteen years ago) link

no argument here

call all destroyer, Friday, 18 June 2010 17:48 (thirteen years ago) link

why does Tom Brady have Bieber hair

xp: ha

HI DERE, Friday, 18 June 2010 17:48 (thirteen years ago) link

it looks like someone put a wig on his head from walgreen's novelty aisle or something, and he's forgotten it's on his head.

everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Friday, 18 June 2010 17:53 (thirteen years ago) link

lol schef i was idly thinking of copying and pasting that pic myself; glad you're so on top of things <3

horseshoe, Friday, 18 June 2010 22:56 (thirteen years ago) link

justin bieber/little lord bardleroy mix, imo

horseshoe, Friday, 18 June 2010 22:56 (thirteen years ago) link

two months pass...

you...you don't need an o-line to win games, right? or a d-line? or lbs? or cbs? right? right?? cos i'm thinking, if you do need any of those things, maybe it is going to be a long ol' 16 games for los patritos :(

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 1 September 2010 00:48 (thirteen years ago) link

no doubt. mankins won't be playing at all, i'm guessing? and they just lost leigh bodden for the season.

but i don't know what to think about any team, except packers and saints will be good.

wears suburban hang-ups on her sleeve like some kind of corporate logo (daria-g), Wednesday, 1 September 2010 23:16 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

that was a fuckin big deal for ne imo. difference between 9 wins and a crappy division record and 10 wins and a decent division record.

MAX NOT FOR MOD (Roberto Spiralli), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 04:07 (thirteen years ago) link

deion branch 2 patritos?
http://sports.espn.go.com/boston/nfl/news/story?id=5661743

am0n, Friday, 8 October 2010 16:21 (thirteen years ago) link

not a branch fan but he could def help for a 5th rounder or something

call all destroyer, Friday, 8 October 2010 16:30 (thirteen years ago) link

branch trade sounds like another thrown away low round pick, which is becoming a habit of late.

MAX NOT FOR MOD (Roberto Spiralli), Friday, 8 October 2010 16:52 (thirteen years ago) link

you don't need picks when you can just pick up DANNY FUCKING WOODHEAD as a free agent.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 8 October 2010 22:09 (thirteen years ago) link

gave up more to get branch than they received for moss???

WWW
TTT
FFF

MAX NOT FOR MOD (Roberto Spiralli), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 02:47 (thirteen years ago) link

Everything about this season is bizarre.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 12 October 2010 02:49 (thirteen years ago) link

I WAS MISINFORMED

nm

4th still too much. we

MAX NOT FOR MOD (Roberto Spiralli), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 02:50 (thirteen years ago) link

4th rounder is a fair price for Branch, probably a deal.

Moss would have had more value if he wasn't demanding a contract extension, and if he wasn't a risk of being problematic if traded to a franchise he wasn't happy with.

I've been pretty darn happy with every Pats move since the Seymour deal.

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 12 October 2010 05:20 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

fascinating retrospective of P. Manning vs the Patriots:
http://hockeyfightproductions.blogspot.com/2010/11/welcome-back-you-big-headed-bastard.html

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 22 November 2010 23:39 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

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STEELS: this will be a great game if it happens. NE not gonna put up 39pts again but i'd be pretty confident they'd manage to score more than pburgh
RAVES: seems to me like people are forgetting that these dudes aren't actually very good this year
JETES: no way these clowns win a playoff game at foxbo
CHEEVS: i think this would have to be the championship game to happen, so unlikely, but i would be v worried because of the alumnus factor cf. recent losses to denver/mcdaniels and browns/mangini teams neither of which were anything like as good as this KC team
IND/JAK: fending off the peyty comeback this year broke that hoodoo/jags are str8 dump/pats win vs either of these. but the south winner loses to the north wildcard anyhow.

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 27 December 2010 03:48 (thirteen years ago) link

pats points allowed: 306
jets points allowed: 297

call all destroyer, Monday, 27 December 2010 05:01 (thirteen years ago) link

is a spiralli not concerned about what the ravens did in foxboro last year?

BIG SANTA aka the sleighdriver (J0rdan S.), Monday, 27 December 2010 05:24 (thirteen years ago) link

i'm not a flacco backer at all but i think the ravens are pretty damn solid on offense

the pats offense is interesting tho cuz i feel like it really puts an emphasis on how well you can pass cover & de-emphasizes the ability to stop the run (why the pats o killed the steelers) & rush the passer

ravens CBs are pretty shaky right?

BIG SANTA aka the sleighdriver (J0rdan S.), Monday, 27 December 2010 05:27 (thirteen years ago) link

i really feel like the chiefs could make a run to the afc title game a la the jets last year -- idk if their defense is necessarily good enough but any team that can run the ball as well as they do has a chance to win two games in the playoffs

BIG SANTA aka the sleighdriver (J0rdan S.), Monday, 27 December 2010 05:28 (thirteen years ago) link

if i was a pats fan i'd still be the most concerned about the colts since the games have just been crazily close in the past two years

BIG SANTA aka the sleighdriver (J0rdan S.), Monday, 27 December 2010 05:30 (thirteen years ago) link

is a spiralli not concerned about what the ravens did in foxboro last year?

― BIG SANTA aka the sleighdriver (J0rdan S.), Monday, December 27, 2010 12:24 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

afaic this game never happened

call all destroyer, Monday, 27 December 2010 05:32 (thirteen years ago) link

colts still def the scariest

call all destroyer, Monday, 27 December 2010 05:32 (thirteen years ago) link

actually the more i think about it the more i like the chiefs -- amazing running game, cassell has been judicious w/ the ball this year, dwayne bowe is a legit #1 wr

BIG SANTA aka the sleighdriver (J0rdan S.), Monday, 27 December 2010 05:36 (thirteen years ago) link

the question marks next to KC are #1 how they deal with the playoffs, which is basically a new experience for nearly all concerned, and #2 the fact that they had the easiest regular season schedule, including just one real playoff team (real=excluding the nfc west). if i have it right they would have to go thru the jets and the north winner to get to the champs game. would love it, can't see it.

maybe i am underestimating baltimore but they haven't really looked too convincing when i have seen them this year. they suffered from crappy offensive playcalling earlier in the season, with too much on flacco and rice hardly in games. it looks like they are doing better now but i don't think they are an O that inspires fear. if NE can keep the ball a little and not have their defense on the field for 40 minutes they will contain them. this is obv the key to the pats' season in general. the good news is that they have mostly been doing a great job of making teams fear being passed on and moving the ball on the ground with that pair of reject backs. and baltimore are sufficiently scared of being passed on.

overall, my thinking is, in any given game if the pats play well they will definitely beat any of these teams with 2 exceptions: pburgh is the only D that could make the NE O look bad even if they play well, and indy is the only team that can keep scoring points regardless of how well NE play. but i maintain that if they make it the colts lose their first game anyway.

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 27 December 2010 13:14 (thirteen years ago) link

pats w/ brady are 6-1 i believe vs pitt? he picks apart that d so i would think theyd have to really give him some new, unexpected looks/schemes

im not the biggest ravens or flacco backer either but flacco has impressed me in the last few wks and id give balt the best odds at winning in ne

johnny crunch, Monday, 27 December 2010 14:20 (thirteen years ago) link

Am I tripping or are they looking weirdly good this evening? Damien Harris is kicking serious ass.

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Monday, 16 November 2020 02:59 (three years ago) link

yeah, i haven't seen a ton of them this year but they are looking pretty good. the offense is still a little bit scotch tape and bubblegum outside of harris but if anyone can make that work they can.

call all destroyer, Monday, 16 November 2020 03:08 (three years ago) link

Don't think it will happen, but it would be hilarious for the Pats to win out and still win the division over Miami and Buffalo.

Schadenfreude is the best thing about NFL.

The Ravens still not being able to beat the Pats, when on paper the better club is still pretty hilarious.

It would be even funnier for the Pats end up in the playoffs at like 8-8 and somehow take out the Steelers (AGAIN).

earlnash, Monday, 16 November 2020 04:41 (three years ago) link

Or better to upset the Steelers then beat the Colts (AGAIN).

Ha!

earlnash, Monday, 16 November 2020 04:42 (three years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/En2FvyRXYAA8ZnY?format=jpg&name=large

lag∞n, Friday, 27 November 2020 17:03 (three years ago) link

Part and parcel(ls) for this thread

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Friday, 27 November 2020 17:18 (three years ago) link

four months pass...

happy retirement to julian edelman. one of the best.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 13 April 2021 02:33 (three years ago) link

one month passes...
three months pass...

heartbroken 💔 great man of God… lost for words - David Patten… 🙏 pic.twitter.com/DOMWJqjoBv

— Richard Seymour (@BigSey93) September 3, 2021

died in a motorcycle accident. absolute nails during the first couple brady years.

call all destroyer, Friday, 3 September 2021 18:41 (two years ago) link

:(

fact checking cuz, Friday, 3 September 2021 18:55 (two years ago) link

oh no :(

Duke Detain (Neanderthal), Friday, 3 September 2021 19:05 (two years ago) link

fuck

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Friday, 3 September 2021 20:31 (two years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh933lut-hU

patten catches 2 tds, throws for one, and runs for one. stick around for his interview.

call all destroyer, Sunday, 5 September 2021 02:15 (two years ago) link

bill belichick talks about long snappers and the history of specialization for 10 minutes. pretty captivating stuff when he gets rolling explaining the evolution of punt blocking strategy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oH8dfwep0c

call all destroyer, Saturday, 18 September 2021 01:58 (two years ago) link

starts at about 12:35

it is to laugh, like so, ha! (Aimless), Saturday, 18 September 2021 02:39 (two years ago) link

oh thanks, that was a timestamped link before the embed

call all destroyer, Saturday, 18 September 2021 02:46 (two years ago) link

that's an amazing off-the-cuff response

Brad C., Saturday, 18 September 2021 02:54 (two years ago) link

there's now a little self-awareness with the media where they know if they ask him a broad question about football strategy he will just go and go (in contrast to asking him anything specific about the current state of the team), and i think bill is in on the bit at this point, but i can't argue with the output. he's an encyclopedia and really good at explaining this stuff.

call all destroyer, Saturday, 18 September 2021 02:59 (two years ago) link

good breakdown

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0eqNPiXgmk

lag∞n, Friday, 1 October 2021 14:11 (two years ago) link

lol i remember hearing after the fact that off the record the patriots coaches were very, very, very confident that they were going to win that game.

call all destroyer, Friday, 1 October 2021 14:40 (two years ago) link

lmao got em

lag∞n, Friday, 1 October 2021 14:42 (two years ago) link

Everybody give Tom a hug

balance transfer eligible (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 4 October 2021 03:42 (two years ago) link

Thanks for beating us, Tommy

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Monday, 4 October 2021 04:40 (two years ago) link

Bill broke wide open in that presser

balance transfer eligible (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 4 October 2021 05:05 (two years ago) link

belichick going to have to unleash mac fulltime sooner than later if this keeps up

lag∞n, Sunday, 10 October 2021 20:06 (two years ago) link

one year passes...

quarterback controversy?

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 22 August 2023 13:25 (seven months ago) link

belichick screaming "do your job" at the bass player

lag∞n, Tuesday, 22 August 2023 13:42 (seven months ago) link

three months pass...

how did i not know this

I haven’t even mentioned how the [Patriots were] banned from home field Monday Night Football games from 1981 to 1995 because of a mass inebriation festival in which a man fell ill with a heart attack and some fans urinated on the EMTs while they were working on him and, after the game, some idiot had stolen a goal post and, on his way up Route 1, he hit some power lines and electrocuted himself.

mookieproof, Monday, 18 December 2023 20:46 (four months ago) link

jesus christ

lag∞n, Monday, 18 December 2023 21:08 (four months ago) link

if that's not great advertisement for 1980s football I don't know what is

Formica Jordan (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 December 2023 21:13 (four months ago) link

stolen a goal post and, on his way up Route 1, he hit some power lines and electrocuted himself

is he still available? sounds like he might be an upgrade from the patritos' current placekicking situation

fact checking cuz, Tuesday, 19 December 2023 01:22 (four months ago) link

tbf if you'd asked me 'which fanbase did this?' i'd have said

1. eagles
2. jets
3. patritos

mookieproof, Tuesday, 19 December 2023 02:22 (four months ago) link

no bills?

The Yellow Kid, Tuesday, 19 December 2023 04:41 (four months ago) link


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