― Dan (Hold Onto That Feeling) Perry (Dan Perry), Sunday, 29 January 2006 01:30 (fourteen years ago) link
― Dan (Hahaha Oops) Perry (Dan Perry), Sunday, 29 January 2006 21:39 (fourteen years ago) link
― jeffrey (johnson), Monday, 30 January 2006 20:38 (fourteen years ago) link
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 01:01 (fourteen years ago) link
Actually I need to interact with my new guild more, they seem to be much cooler than my old one.
― Dan (Stop Soloing Everything, Dan) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 14:23 (fourteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 14:30 (fourteen years ago) link
I wouldn't want to start over because a) I'd have no gold; b) I'd have to grind up through the 30s again and that SUCKED.
― Dan (Stranglethorn Vale, You Are NOT A Treat) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 14:49 (fourteen years ago) link
― jeffrey (johnson), Friday, 3 February 2006 22:09 (fourteen years ago) link
― Dan (I AM UBER) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 3 February 2006 22:13 (fourteen years ago) link
― kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 3 February 2006 22:13 (fourteen years ago) link
― Milhouse is not a meme. But 'Milhouse is not a meme' IS a meme. (Adrian Langston, Saturday, 4 February 2006 03:09 (fourteen years ago) link
― jeffrey (johnson), Thursday, 9 February 2006 22:59 (fourteen years ago) link
― Will M. (Will M.), Friday, 10 February 2006 13:02 (fourteen years ago) link
ADE! If I roll a character on Dunemaul, should I go Horde or Alliance?
― Dan (Self-Sabotaging Valentine's Day) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 10 February 2006 14:18 (fourteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 10 February 2006 14:44 (fourteen years ago) link
― TOMBOT, Friday, 10 February 2006 15:31 (fourteen years ago) link
― Dan (LEEEEEEEEEROY JENKINS!) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 10 February 2006 23:38 (fourteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Saturday, 11 February 2006 20:48 (fourteen years ago) link
― Milhouse is not a meme. But 'Milhouse is not a meme' IS a meme. (Adrian Langston, Sunday, 12 February 2006 00:39 (fourteen years ago) link
― jeffrey (johnson), Friday, 17 February 2006 18:28 (fourteen years ago) link
Ade, I will be rolling a toon on Dunemaul sometime next week! I will then completely neglect that toon so that I can push towards 60 with my toon on Deathwing.
― Dan (Just Being Honest Here) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 17 February 2006 20:44 (fourteen years ago) link
― Milhouse is not a meme. But 'Milhouse is not a meme' IS a meme. (Adrian Langston, Sunday, 19 February 2006 23:42 (fourteen years ago) link
I stayed up till 4am so i could hit level 40. It was a glorious day but i'm still 26 gold off a mount. TRUESHOT AURA though, now everybody loves me.
― jeffreyistired@work (johnson), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 14:31 (thirteen years ago) link
My warrior is at 57 right now. I'm a little annoyed because I have to kill something like 300 firbolgs before I can turn in any quests at Timbermaw Hold and that grind will severely impact my ability to hop into higher-level instance runs so that I can start collecting the Valor armor set. I would do it tonight but I've got a stupid band rehearsal, argh.
― Dan (Grr Stupid Real Life) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 14:51 (thirteen years ago) link
Oh, and HEY ADE
If you see a lowbie (ie,
― Dan (Level 10 And Rising) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 27 February 2006 14:00 (thirteen years ago) link
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 27 February 2006 14:11 (thirteen years ago) link
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 27 February 2006 19:48 (thirteen years ago) link
I have a lvl 10 undead mage named Gaetar on Dunemaul. FIN
― Dan (Stupid Angle Bracket) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 27 February 2006 20:37 (thirteen years ago) link
Someday i'm gonna call up my boyfriend (long-distance) who is currently hoarding the account and force him to sell it, and hand over the money. ;)
― Britta Jensen (Attirb), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 17:11 (thirteen years ago) link
Before this stupid game I probably hadn't played a game for more than 50 hours, ever. I think I've logged 800 in this thing. At least 60 of those were over the past 8-9 days.
I have SO MUCH FREE TIME NOW.
― Will M. (Will M.), Monday, 6 March 2006 09:12 (thirteen years ago) link
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 10:29 (thirteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 14:06 (thirteen years ago) link
Just my two cents. I'll probably still subscribe 'til I make it to 60 though.
― save the robot (save the robot), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 14:26 (thirteen years ago) link
― Milhouse is not a meme. But 'Milhouse is not a meme' IS a meme. (Adrian Langston, Thursday, 9 March 2006 20:09 (thirteen years ago) link
― Dan (Awesome) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 10 March 2006 02:00 (thirteen years ago) link
― kingfish da notorious teletabby (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 10 March 2006 06:10 (thirteen years ago) link
― Dan ("Look, What's Taking So Long?") Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 10 March 2006 13:15 (thirteen years ago) link
bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?BritneySpears14: Aight.bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.bloodninja: Me too baby.BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.BritneySpears14: Hey...bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.bloodninja: Baby?
bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.j_gurli3: thats it.bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.
BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.eminemBNJA: Oh ****BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.eminemBNJA: Oh ****eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something
J-Dogg: I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch.Partner: mmmm, okay.J-Dogg: I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll.Partner: Yeah I like it rough.J-Dogg: I smack you thick booty.Partner: Oh yeah, that feels good j.J-Dogg: Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh.J-Dogg: I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm.Partner: you like that?J-Dogg: I peel some bananas.Partner: Oh, what are you gonna do with those?J-Dogg: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark.Partner: Peanuts?J-Dogg: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh.Partner: What are you talking about?J-Dogg: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats.Partner: This is stupid.J-Dogg: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer.J-Dogg: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold?J-Dogg: Yeeaahhhh.Partner: /ignoreJ-Dogg: Its cool stone cold she was a bitch anyway.J-Dogg: We get on harleys and ride into the sunset.
Partner6: So you're really a 18 yr old girl right?J-Dogg: Yeah, J for Julie.Partner6: So whats with the "Dogg"J-Dogg: Uh, It's cause I'm into the latina gangs and shit. You know, rollin with tha homies and shit.Partner6: Oh, uh ok thats cool. So you ever seen a gun?J-Dogg: Yeah like I got 6 guns.Partner6: Thats cool, so you wanna see my gun?J-Dogg: hehe, of course baby.Partner6: I pull off my pants and show you my "gun".J-Dogg: Ohh, it's so big.Partner6: Yeah, what you want to do?J-Dogg: Umm, i guess stroke it or something.Partner6: It likes that.J-Dogg: aight.Partner6: Keep talking to me baby...J-Dogg: I kiss you on the mouth, hard, but then gently.Partner6: Mmmm, daddy like.J-Dogg: I unzip my pants...Partner6: Yes, show me what you got.J-Dogg: I pull out my schlong, and rub it on your breasts...Partner6: WTF?!J-Dogg: Oh shit, I meant, your schlong! your schlong!Partner6: I've had it with you queers trying to cyber me, I only fuck women...J-Dogg: Shit just don't shoot me man, I wasn't serious about the guns I have, I'm unarmed!Partner6: You dipshit.J-Dogg: I whimper to myself...J-Dogg: please don't shoot me Mr.
J-Dogg: Wanna cyber?Partner7: Sure, you into vegetables?J-Dogg: What like gardening an shit?Partner7: Yeah, something like that.J-Dogg: Nuthin turns me on more, check this outJ-Dogg: You bend over to harvest your radishes.(pause)Partner7: is that it?J-Dogg: You water your tomato patch.J-Dogg: Are you ready for my fresh produce?Partner7: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?(pause)J-Dogg: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily.J-Dogg: I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains.Partner7: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.J-Dogg: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.J-Dogg: Damn baby your right, this shit is HOT.Partner7: ...J-Dogg: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.Partner7: What the fuck is this madlibs? I'm outta here.J-Dogg: Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch.Partner7: whatever.
J-dogg:Hey Kate, I saw you on the hs chatroomJ-dogg:Your pretty funnyDirtyKate:I don't remember you.. but thanxJ-dogg:Wanna cyber?DirtyKate:OK, but don't tell anybody ;-)DirtyKate:Who are you?J-dogg:I graduated two years ago. I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot. Right now I'm going to AuburnJ-dogg:And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my new SebringDirtyKate:You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..J-dogg:Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an orderDirtyKate: Haha! OKDirtyKate:Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.J-dogg:Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?DirtyKate:I want everything, baby!J-dogg:Is this a delivery?DirtyKate:Umm...YesDirtyKate:So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...J-dogg:Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.DirtyKate:Jdogg, I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!J-dogg:You can't hurry good pizza.J-dogg:I'm on my way now thoughDirtyKate:So you're at my front door now.J-dogg:How did you know?J-dogg:I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.J-dogg:Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza ovenDirtyKate:Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up babyJ-dogg:So you're still in the bathroom?DirtyKate:Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.J-dogg:I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....DirtyKate:What the fuck?DirtyKate:You perverted piece of shitDirtyKate:Fuck
J-Dogg: I see you in line at the supermarket. Our eyes meet.Partner8: Who the fuck are you?J-Dogg: I mouth the words to you, as if in slow motion:J-Dogg: Fuck me, Fuck me.J-Dogg: My wishes are like poetry in your eyes. We want this moment to last forever.Partner8: OMFG are you trying to cyber me?J-Dogg: We are like two dancers, for whom the music never stops. I Kiss the top of your hand. You are taken aback by the bulge that forms in your thigh.Partner8: Is that like cancer?J-Dogg: If cancer is our love, then I hope you don't have the technology of chemotherapy.Partner8: Good one romeo.J-Dogg: You grab the bulge that you feel. you tihink it must be taking over your mind, theres nothing else you can think of. My tubesteak to you is like a beautiful japanese haiku.The salmon swim at night.Towards your room.The snow and the moon.Partner8: that was never a haiku.J-Dogg: To your light bulb I am the Thomas Edison of your sex. Withought my light you would be lost in a sea of darkness.Partner8: That made even less sense than your "haiku"J-Dogg: So you ready to fuck then?Partner8: You unbutton my pants, spew your load at the sight of my underwear, and your spent.J-Dogg: ...Partner8: ?J-Dogg: I'm spent.
Jdogg:HeyQT-Pie:HeyJdogg:whats goin onQT-Pie:Nothing. Who are you?Jdogg:Jdogg. Wanna cyber?QT-Pie:what does that mean?Jdogg:what are you wearing?QT-Pie:T-shirt. Jeans.Jdogg:Garter belt?QT-Pie:Ummm...no.Jdogg:Are we gonna cyber or not?QT-Pie: uh, okay.Jdogg:Sweet, I start by rubbing your ass all around. You love this.Jdogg: You're wet already. I can smell your pussy stink from here.QT-Pie: WHAT?!Jdogg: I execute standing position 12 from the Kama Sutra. Passion fills the room. Your head is close to the ceiling fan.Jdogg:You leave everything to jdogg.Jdogg:I am completely inside of you. You are my dick puppet. I put on a little play.QT-Pie:This is weird. I should go.Jdogg: I drop you on the ground, and lay a stripe down your back.QT-Pie: A stripe?Jdogg: I need a sandwich.QT-Pie: You're a freak.Jdogg: I was great. You loved it.
My apologies for the length. Sexy pun intended, alriiiight.
― Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Friday, 10 March 2006 13:38 (thirteen years ago) link
― save the robot (save the robot), Friday, 10 March 2006 21:18 (thirteen years ago) link
― Dan (Hahaha) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 10 March 2006 21:23 (thirteen years ago) link
― kingfish da notorious teletabby (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 10 March 2006 21:42 (thirteen years ago) link
― Dan (Boo On The Rolls, Though) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 13 March 2006 05:17 (thirteen years ago) link
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 13 March 2006 10:16 (thirteen years ago) link
This is from the patchnotes for 1.10 which is out on the test realms now. Just above the line about all exp for quests you do at lvl 60 being converted into gold, which will cause hell if it's applied retroactively, and cause hell if it's not.
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 13 March 2006 10:27 (thirteen years ago) link
Well actually I did get a Traveler's Backpack but at the end of the day I'm feeling kind of "WOAH A SIXTEEN SLOT BAG BIG FUCKING DEAL".
― Dan (I Wanted That Polearm) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 13 March 2006 12:38 (thirteen years ago) link
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 13 March 2006 13:06 (thirteen years ago) link
I did get one of the epic trinket trade-in deck cards to drop off a random firbolg the other day; that made me happy!
― Dan (This Week: BRD/LBRS/UBRS) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 13 March 2006 17:53 (thirteen years ago) link
― jeffrey (johnson), Monday, 13 March 2006 18:12 (thirteen years ago) link
Did a 10-man Scholomance last night! The Valor helm dropped but I didn't get it. :(
― Dan (Wah) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 15:32 (thirteen years ago) link
― kingfish da notorious teletabby (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 16 March 2006 06:59 (thirteen years ago) link