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Dan (Hold Onto That Feeling) Perry (Dan Perry), Sunday, 29 January 2006 01:30 (fourteen years ago) link

I logged onto my warrior on Friday just in time to see a gigantic exodus from the guild I'd joined! Apparently there was a gigantic amount of bitching and arguing going on in the website forum (which I never read) that led to the original founders of the guild deciding to disband the entire thing.

Dan (Hahaha Oops) Perry (Dan Perry), Sunday, 29 January 2006 21:39 (fourteen years ago) link

Haha, my guild had a huge big fight that caused someone to leave over an argument about paladins being awful. I hope i never turn into that person.

jeffrey (johnson), Monday, 30 January 2006 20:38 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah, I had a guild break up during one of my months off because the bossman was just being a paranoid loon, who responded to some people leaving by addding more and more, until the guild that was 80 turned into 200, mostly jackasses.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 01:01 (fourteen years ago) link

My coworker and I are considering jumping to a low population server and starting our own guild. I kind of don't want to do all of the attendant scheduling/websiting/foruming that people now associate with guilds, though.

Actually I need to interact with my new guild more, they seem to be much cooler than my old one.

Dan (Stop Soloing Everything, Dan) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 14:23 (fourteen years ago) link

Can you move characters between servers?

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 14:30 (fourteen years ago) link

Sometimes they will open up character transfer from crowded servers to low population servers; recently they've blocked new character creation on my server for accounts who don't already have accounts there, so I'm guessing character transfer is only a few weeks away.

I wouldn't want to start over because a) I'd have no gold; b) I'd have to grind up through the 30s again and that SUCKED.

Dan (Stranglethorn Vale, You Are NOT A Treat) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 14:49 (fourteen years ago) link

i miss sitting playing this all day long.

jeffrey (johnson), Friday, 3 February 2006 22:09 (fourteen years ago) link

After tonight, my warrior will be level 56. I will finally be able to wear the entire Imperial Plate armor set that I've had stockpiled since level 51. WOOT.

Dan (I AM UBER) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 3 February 2006 22:13 (fourteen years ago) link

Only do this if your guild name is entertaining and sophomoric enough

kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 3 February 2006 22:13 (fourteen years ago) link

Dan cum2Dunemaul we will luv u

Milhouse is not a meme. But 'Milhouse is not a meme' IS a meme. (Adrian Langston, Saturday, 4 February 2006 03:09 (fourteen years ago) link

thank god for the time consumer that is WoW.

jeffrey (johnson), Thursday, 9 February 2006 22:59 (fourteen years ago) link

Our former guild leader's wife left him because he spent too much time at the box. Last I checked, he had 150 days or so logged on his main character. That's like eight or ten hours a day every day since release. On average. Then we kicked him out of leadership for being a tyrant. So he left the guild I hope he doesn't kill himself :(

Will M. (Will M.), Friday, 10 February 2006 13:02 (fourteen years ago) link

Woah. Okay, no starting a guild for me then.

ADE! If I roll a character on Dunemaul, should I go Horde or Alliance?

Dan (Self-Sabotaging Valentine's Day) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 10 February 2006 14:18 (fourteen years ago) link

"Honey, I love you, but I GOTTA get a Dire Maul run in."

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 10 February 2006 14:44 (fourteen years ago) link

WoW is the new Golf

TOMBOT, Friday, 10 February 2006 15:31 (fourteen years ago) link

Oldie but goodie: "Just go level, dude."

David R. (popshots75`), Saturday, 11 February 2006 20:48 (fourteen years ago) link

HORDE! we're all horde. the population balance is pretty good on this server too. the guild's just called CRYPT.

Milhouse is not a meme. But 'Milhouse is not a meme' IS a meme. (Adrian Langston, Sunday, 12 February 2006 00:39 (fourteen years ago) link

So close to level 40 with my orc hunter. Soon i will have a mount and life will be good.

jeffrey (johnson), Friday, 17 February 2006 18:28 (fourteen years ago) link


Ade, I will be rolling a toon on Dunemaul sometime next week! I will then completely neglect that toon so that I can push towards 60 with my toon on Deathwing.

Dan (Just Being Honest Here) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 17 February 2006 20:44 (fourteen years ago) link

It's ok dude, I keep promising to come back and then only end up playing like an hour a week.

Milhouse is not a meme. But 'Milhouse is not a meme' IS a meme. (Adrian Langston, Sunday, 19 February 2006 23:42 (fourteen years ago) link


I stayed up till 4am so i could hit level 40. It was a glorious day but i'm still 26 gold off a mount. TRUESHOT AURA though, now everybody loves me.

jeffreyistired@work (johnson), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 14:31 (thirteen years ago) link


My warrior is at 57 right now. I'm a little annoyed because I have to kill something like 300 firbolgs before I can turn in any quests at Timbermaw Hold and that grind will severely impact my ability to hop into higher-level instance runs so that I can start collecting the Valor armor set. I would do it tonight but I've got a stupid band rehearsal, argh.

Dan (Grr Stupid Real Life) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 14:51 (thirteen years ago) link

I stepped into Stratholme for the first time last night as part of a 5-man group. Holy shit, talk about your nightmare crowd control scenarios; I see why you'd need/want to do that as a raid group.

Oh, and HEY ADE

If you see a lowbie (ie,

Dan (Level 10 And Rising) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 27 February 2006 14:00 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh yeah, doing any of them for the first time as a 5-man is suicide. Scholomance is even better for crowd control, every raid I've been in has died on the first room (and generally been fine afterwards).

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 27 February 2006 14:11 (thirteen years ago) link

I just told my girlfriend that I was considering getting WoW and she told me in no uncertain terms that if I did, we were over.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 27 February 2006 19:48 (thirteen years ago) link

GODDAMMIT I hate the HTML checker.

I have a lvl 10 undead mage named Gaetar on Dunemaul. FIN

Dan (Stupid Angle Bracket) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 27 February 2006 20:37 (thirteen years ago) link

meh, don't play it, it's not good for you :'( I think i'd be pissed too, cept for the fact of the 60 rogue (undead female) , 60 warrior (night elf female) and 58 mage (undead Male) >_<
I had to quit. -_-

Someday i'm gonna call up my boyfriend (long-distance) who is currently hoarding the account and force him to sell it, and hand over the money. ;)

Britta Jensen (Attirb), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 17:11 (thirteen years ago) link

This game ruins lives, I'm convinced of it. I had to go on sabbatical starting yesterday after yelling into Ventrilo that my guildmates were "fucking useless" and that "we won't beat the anubisath warriors if we don't change our strats."

Before this stupid game I probably hadn't played a game for more than 50 hours, ever. I think I've logged 800 in this thing. At least 60 of those were over the past 8-9 days.


Will M. (Will M.), Monday, 6 March 2006 09:12 (thirteen years ago) link

For a minute I thought you were conversing using Teamspeak while at work, which seems like the worst idea ever.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 10:29 (thirteen years ago) link

Will's vignette is the primary reason why I'm not going to get sucked into this dystopia of grind and spec.

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 14:06 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm at level 31 and I'm getting that "why do I bother" feel - I didn't join a guild (I play too irregularly), I'm sick of quests ("Collect 15 centaur ears" - why? There'll just be 15 new Centaurs milling around when I'm done), and I love the battlegrounds, but going to a capital city, getting in a queue, milling around, finally getting bored and going back to somewhere that I can grind to the next level and then JUST as the bird lands getting called up for the battle - and then the battle lasts all of five minutes, either because nobody showed up to play the Horde side at Arathi or everybody showed up to slaughter us in Warsong Gulch - and I'm stuck at the dumb capital again, is getting tiring.

Just my two cents. I'll probably still subscribe 'til I make it to 60 though.

save the robot (save the robot), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 14:26 (thirteen years ago) link

This is the funniest thing I've seen since CRYING IN THE CLUB.

Milhouse is not a meme. But 'Milhouse is not a meme' IS a meme. (Adrian Langston, Thursday, 9 March 2006 20:09 (thirteen years ago) link


Dan (Awesome) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 10 March 2006 02:00 (thirteen years ago) link

M@tt H spotted this:

kingfish da notorious teletabby (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 10 March 2006 06:10 (thirteen years ago) link


Dan ("Look, What's Taking So Long?") Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 10 March 2006 13:15 (thirteen years ago) link

On a completely unrelated topic but surprisingly similar in nerdiness and ROFL-itude:

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?


bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.


BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something


J-Dogg: I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch.
Partner: mmmm, okay.
J-Dogg: I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll.
Partner: Yeah I like it rough.
J-Dogg: I smack you thick booty.
Partner: Oh yeah, that feels good j.
J-Dogg: Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh.
J-Dogg: I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm.
Partner: you like that?
J-Dogg: I peel some bananas.
Partner: Oh, what are you gonna do with those?
J-Dogg: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark.
Partner: Peanuts?
J-Dogg: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh.
Partner: What are you talking about?
J-Dogg: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats.
Partner: This is stupid.
J-Dogg: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer.
J-Dogg: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold?
J-Dogg: Yeeaahhhh.
Partner: /ignore
J-Dogg: Its cool stone cold she was a bitch anyway.
J-Dogg: We get on harleys and ride into the sunset.


Partner6: So you're really a 18 yr old girl right?
J-Dogg: Yeah, J for Julie.
Partner6: So whats with the "Dogg"
J-Dogg: Uh, It's cause I'm into the latina gangs and shit. You know, rollin with tha homies and shit.
Partner6: Oh, uh ok thats cool. So you ever seen a gun?
J-Dogg: Yeah like I got 6 guns.
Partner6: Thats cool, so you wanna see my gun?
J-Dogg: hehe, of course baby.
Partner6: I pull off my pants and show you my "gun".
J-Dogg: Ohh, it's so big.
Partner6: Yeah, what you want to do?
J-Dogg: Umm, i guess stroke it or something.
Partner6: It likes that.
J-Dogg: aight.
Partner6: Keep talking to me baby...
J-Dogg: I kiss you on the mouth, hard, but then gently.
Partner6: Mmmm, daddy like.
J-Dogg: I unzip my pants...
Partner6: Yes, show me what you got.
J-Dogg: I pull out my schlong, and rub it on your breasts...
Partner6: WTF?!
J-Dogg: Oh shit, I meant, your schlong! your schlong!
Partner6: I've had it with you queers trying to cyber me, I only fuck women...
J-Dogg: Shit just don't shoot me man, I wasn't serious about the guns I have, I'm unarmed!
Partner6: You dipshit.
J-Dogg: I whimper to myself...
J-Dogg: please don't shoot me Mr.


J-Dogg: Wanna cyber?
Partner7: Sure, you into vegetables?
J-Dogg: What like gardening an shit?
Partner7: Yeah, something like that.
J-Dogg: Nuthin turns me on more, check this out
J-Dogg: You bend over to harvest your radishes.
Partner7: is that it?
J-Dogg: You water your tomato patch.
J-Dogg: Are you ready for my fresh produce?
Partner7: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
J-Dogg: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily.
J-Dogg: I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains.
Partner7: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.
J-Dogg: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
J-Dogg: Damn baby your right, this shit is HOT.
Partner7: ...
J-Dogg: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.
Partner7: What the fuck is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
J-Dogg: Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch.
Partner7: whatever.


J-dogg:Hey Kate, I saw you on the hs chatroom
J-dogg:Your pretty funny
DirtyKate:I don't remember you.. but thanx
J-dogg:Wanna cyber?
DirtyKate:OK, but don't tell anybody ;-)
DirtyKate:Who are you?
J-dogg:I graduated two years ago. I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot. Right now I'm going to Auburn
J-dogg:And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my new Sebring
DirtyKate:You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
J-dogg:Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
DirtyKate: Haha! OK
DirtyKate:Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
J-dogg:Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
DirtyKate:I want everything, baby!
J-dogg:Is this a delivery?
DirtyKate:So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
J-dogg:Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
DirtyKate:Jdogg, I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
J-dogg:You can't hurry good pizza.
J-dogg:I'm on my way now though
DirtyKate:So you're at my front door now.
J-dogg:How did you know?
J-dogg:I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
J-dogg:Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
DirtyKate:Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
J-dogg:So you're still in the bathroom?
DirtyKate:Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
J-dogg:I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
DirtyKate:What the fuck?
DirtyKate:You perverted piece of shit


J-Dogg: I see you in line at the supermarket. Our eyes meet.
Partner8: Who the fuck are you?
J-Dogg: I mouth the words to you, as if in slow motion:
J-Dogg: Fuck me, Fuck me.
J-Dogg: My wishes are like poetry in your eyes. We want this moment to last forever.
Partner8: OMFG are you trying to cyber me?
J-Dogg: We are like two dancers, for whom the music never stops. I Kiss the top of your hand. You are taken aback by the bulge that forms in your thigh.
Partner8: Is that like cancer?
J-Dogg: If cancer is our love, then I hope you don't have the technology of chemotherapy.
Partner8: Good one romeo.
J-Dogg: You grab the bulge that you feel. you tihink it must be taking over your mind, theres nothing else you can think of. My tubesteak to you is like a beautiful japanese haiku.
The salmon swim at night.
Towards your room.
The snow and the moon.
Partner8: that was never a haiku.
J-Dogg: To your light bulb I am the Thomas Edison of your sex. Withought my light you would be lost in a sea of darkness.
Partner8: That made even less sense than your "haiku"
J-Dogg: So you ready to fuck then?
Partner8: You unbutton my pants, spew your load at the sight of my underwear, and your spent.
J-Dogg: ...
Partner8: ?
J-Dogg: I'm spent.


Jdogg:whats goin on
QT-Pie:Nothing. Who are you?
Jdogg:Jdogg. Wanna cyber?
QT-Pie:what does that mean?
Jdogg:what are you wearing?
QT-Pie:T-shirt. Jeans.
Jdogg:Garter belt?
Jdogg:Are we gonna cyber or not?
QT-Pie: uh, okay.
Jdogg:Sweet, I start by rubbing your ass all around. You love this.
Jdogg: You're wet already. I can smell your pussy stink from here.
QT-Pie: WHAT?!
Jdogg: I execute standing position 12 from the Kama Sutra. Passion fills the room. Your head is close to the ceiling fan.
Jdogg:You leave everything to jdogg.
Jdogg:I am completely inside of you. You are my dick puppet. I put on a little play.
QT-Pie:This is weird. I should go.
Jdogg: I drop you on the ground, and lay a stripe down your back.
QT-Pie: A stripe?
Jdogg: I need a sandwich.
QT-Pie: You're a freak.
Jdogg: I was great. You loved it.

My apologies for the length. Sexy pun intended, alriiiight.

Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Friday, 10 March 2006 13:38 (thirteen years ago) link


save the robot (save the robot), Friday, 10 March 2006 21:18 (thirteen years ago) link

Those first two = COMEDY GOLD

Dan (Hahaha) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 10 March 2006 21:23 (thirteen years ago) link

should i change my name to "Mighty Fuck of the Beyondness"?

kingfish da notorious teletabby (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 10 March 2006 21:42 (thirteen years ago) link


Dan (Boo On The Rolls, Though) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 13 March 2006 05:17 (thirteen years ago) link

Live side or dead side? I did dead about a dozen times before I found a party that wanted to go kick the Scarlet Crusade.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 13 March 2006 10:16 (thirteen years ago) link

Also enjoy it while you can - in order to make those dungeons less of a grind (and get raids working away on the high-level instances), the quality of drops in Stratholme, Scholomance and the Blackrocks are going to go up, but the level cap is going down: Strat, Scholo and Blackrock Depths will be capped at 5-man, and Blackrock Spire will be capped at 10-man.

This is from the patchnotes for 1.10 which is out on the test realms now. Just above the line about all exp for quests you do at lvl 60 being converted into gold, which will cause hell if it's applied retroactively, and cause hell if it's not.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 13 March 2006 10:27 (thirteen years ago) link

Doing the dead side right now; just did my first complete Baron run last night and got ABSOLUTELY NOTHING thanks the the terrible rolls.

Well actually I did get a Traveler's Backpack but at the end of the day I'm feeling kind of "WOAH A SIXTEEN SLOT BAG BIG FUCKING DEAL".

Dan (I Wanted That Polearm) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 13 March 2006 12:38 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, I had a billion of them by the time I started finding them.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 13 March 2006 13:06 (thirteen years ago) link

This is my first one (I am King Solo Grinder Who Doth Not Leverage His Guild) but I was hoping for a weapon.

I did get one of the epic trinket trade-in deck cards to drop off a random firbolg the other day; that made me happy!

Dan (This Week: BRD/LBRS/UBRS) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 13 March 2006 17:53 (thirteen years ago) link

level 49 orc hunter now, how time flies.

jeffrey (johnson), Monday, 13 March 2006 18:12 (thirteen years ago) link


Did a 10-man Scholomance last night! The Valor helm dropped but I didn't get it. :(

Dan (Wah) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 15:32 (thirteen years ago) link

what Dan can look forward to:

kingfish da notorious teletabby (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 16 March 2006 06:59 (thirteen years ago) link

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