thread for tombot to update every time he gets a bit of a drink on and suddenly realizes the entire human race would be better off dead

oh god
fuck the lot of yall

it's a beautiful morning here, tom!

earlier tonight i realized that "bottom" is an anagram of "tombot"

just now i realised that "drongos" is very nearly an anagram of "jordan s".

too bad my name isnt gordon s.

dear fucking whatever prophet did you even imagine this? no you didn't

the lot! the lot of you! the lot of you abrahamic prophets were a bunch of fucking sad incompetents given far, far, far too much grace by your age

we're all fucking doomed and not a one of you helped

shitwads

I'd slap you silly if I had a time machine
as it is I'll reserve my right to be the 110,024,784th person to point out that you were all full of shit to begin with

oof
a bit drunk here
thanks ITR
word out
g'night

and estela is an anagram of "teasel" which is a plant whose flower-head is used to brush billiards tables

i wonder if estela's hairstyle could be put to similar purposes

FUCKERS

also an anagram for "le otm boot"

for what that is worth. night tom. go team drunk!

looool @ "le otm boot"

as an aside, if there actually was a "team drunk", i would like to think that ITR would be the biggest sponsorship patch on their stylish silver jumpsuit

that was a very post-modern anagram, because it was presented to us BY A BECK CLONE

you have some fancy computer program that does these things for you, dont you

i mean here i am with my quill pen and bottle of ink and a copy of websters and youre off over there with your magical anagram turing machine.

jerk

"just got offed" contains the letters g t f o and s t f u

hahahahaha

yeah well the letter left are "joed" and whatchu gonna do with that my slippery sealet

rhymes with choad

just saying

ACE ONE, BLKBYC

j for jagger
d for didn't
o for owned
e for estela

i am left speechless

speechless by seatle

xD

^^grinning pirate emoticon

i thot it were mor lmao than pirata

ALso: i am drunk, so this appropriate thread

can we not bring pirates into this, please

i am probably going to call jordan s. gordon s. from now on.

I’m tired and emotional and sometimes we should be allowed to use words like our cousins do across the pond.

― El Tomboto, Thursday, May 24, 2018 10:45 PM

Haha yes very good

I forgot to bump this last night

we don't want bumps, we want updates

update

look at how many women were posting here 10 years ago just to talk about flavored vodkas and hangovers

we've really failed on every front

The old ilx had the best women

Some i would even date

Ya i said it

:(

oh man if I ever get an iphone I'm going to have to retire as a hardman, just for the sake of peace and liberty

― El Tomboto, Friday, April 4, 2008 4:43 AM (twelve years ago) bookmarkflaglink

I canna wait to get idiotically Bloody Mary'd w/ tombot next monf

― Dr Morbius, Friday, April 4, 2008 9:19 AM (twelve years ago) bookmarkflaglink