Jesus Fucking Christ: evangelical bigwig opposed gay marriage "because it takes the dirt and danger out of clandestine sex with rent-a-men"

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Which would last this guy, like, how long?

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:18 (seventeen years ago) link

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=65374563

― and what (ooo), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:19 (seventeen years ago) link

excellent find.

Movies Napoleon Dynamite

oh and like this is a big fucking surprise

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:21 (seventeen years ago) link

"Which would last this guy, like, how long?"

Depends. Probably last a serious user a week if they only used it themselves. If he was sharing it with a bunch of folks, maybe as little time as a long weekend.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:23 (seventeen years ago) link

very dissapointed Pastor Ted's myspace has disabled comments.

― researching ur life (grady), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Who I'd like to meet:

Jesus... after I die.

― researching ur life (grady), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Ross Parsley

― geoff (gcannon), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Ross's comments are NOT disabled...and he has music! His own!

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=57573578

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:36 (seventeen years ago) link

scary amount of dudes have him as a friend & unironically list him as one of their heroes

― and what (ooo), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Of that I have no doubt, sadly.

Talking to reporters outside his house Friday, Haggard denied the sex allegations but said that he did buy meth from the man because he was curious.

Wasn't that a King of the Hill episode?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:39 (seventeen years ago) link

I mean, I guess it should be obvious, but the only way to categorize hot, hot sex between two or more anonymous, muscular studs in a sleazy bathhouse as a "temptation" is if you find it... well... tempting.

Especially when the weak-willed perverts who shamelessly embrace their degenerate lifestyle are allowed to rub it in your face like that. With their Halloween parades. Because that's the day of witchcraft.

― hearditonthexico (rogermexico), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:40 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm particulary charmed that he admits to receiving a massage from the studly rent-boy, "but no sex!"

― hearditonthexico (rogermexico), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Haha well he admits to buying speed, "but not using it" so at least he's consistent.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:50 (seventeen years ago) link

'Didn't inhale' takes on an entirely new meaning.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Wasn't it Gladstone who said he went and talked to prostitutes each weekend?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Here we go:

In July 1839 he married Catherine. The two maintained a 'rescue' home for prostitutes and Gladstone would, famously, trawl London streets at night, trying to persuade prostitutes to start a new life.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:51 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm still not sure how people don't anticipate this kind of PR drain-circling --

ESCORT: We had sex and did meth.
HAGGARD: That man is lying. I don't even know him.
ESCORT: No really, we had sex and did meth.
HAGGARD: Oh, him. He's just my masseur! That's all!
ESCORT: No, we had sex and did meth.
HAGGARD: Oh right, meth. I forgot, I bought some once, just to look at it.
ESCORT: No, we had sex and did meth.
HAGGARD: Oh, you mean sexual intercourse!

(etc.)

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:52 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha. BBC with teh snarky scare-quote action.

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:53 (seventeen years ago) link

From all of their accounts, though, Ned, Gladstone really did just try to make them reform.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Leave to a politician to do better than a priest.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:55 (seventeen years ago) link

fuck the evil away

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:56 (seventeen years ago) link

these denials are SO convincing

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:56 (seventeen years ago) link

fuck the evil away

G. Boccaccio to thread!

"I see now the truth of what the good folk in Capsa told me, that serving God is a delight; for I never remember doing anything that gave me as much joy and pleasure as this putting the Devil in Hell. So I think the people who spend their time otherwise than in serving God must be very foolish."

― hearditonthexico (rogermexico), Friday, 3 November 2006 22:01 (seventeen years ago) link

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c90/gradygillan/TED.gif

― researching ur life (grady), Friday, 3 November 2006 22:29 (seventeen years ago) link

treo stylus?

― geoff (gcannon), Friday, 3 November 2006 22:39 (seventeen years ago) link

november surprise

― deej.. (deej..), Friday, 3 November 2006 22:41 (seventeen years ago) link

toothpick

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 3 November 2006 22:41 (seventeen years ago) link

meth straw

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 3 November 2006 23:18 (seventeen years ago) link

urethra tickler

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 3 November 2006 23:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Voice mails indicate serial drug-buying and thowing-away?
"Hi Mike, this is Art. Hey, I was just calling to see if we could get any more. Either $100 or $200 supply,"

― Mike Dixn (Mike Dixon), Friday, 3 November 2006 23:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, Ed Schultz was having big fun with this today on his show, with even a local law-enforcement-type called in and said, in effect, "$200 is not for first-time use; $200 is a party."

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 3 November 2006 23:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Shultz also oddly hip enough to play Mike Jones "Cuttin'" before the commericals today.

― Mike Dixn (Mike Dixon), Saturday, 4 November 2006 00:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, some of his board-op/producer guys are with it. Even played a coupla Appleseed Cast songs a while back.

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Saturday, 4 November 2006 00:19 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.newlifegroups.com/images/Ted_Gayle_Haggard.jpg

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Saturday, 4 November 2006 00:26 (seventeen years ago) link

(1) what happened when Dawkins talked to Pastor Ted

(2) vid of the event

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Saturday, 4 November 2006 00:49 (seventeen years ago) link

that is some pretty terrifying footage.

― i am not a nugget (stevie), Saturday, 4 November 2006 17:28 (seventeen years ago) link

New Lifers, Pastor Ted writes with evident pride, “like the benefits, risks, and maybe above all, the excitement of a free-market society.” They like the stimulation of a new brand. “Have you ever switched your toothpaste brand, just for the fun of it?” Pastor Ted asks. Admit it, he insists. All the way home, you felt a “secret little thrill,” as excited questions ran through your mind: “Will it make my teeth whiter? My breath fresher?” This is the sensation Ted wants pastors to bring to the Christian experience.

― and what (ooo), Saturday, 4 November 2006 18:43 (seventeen years ago) link

If you replace toothpaste brand with "drug dealer," whiter with "more rotten," and fresher with "more stale," this makes a lot more sense.

― matlewis (matlewis), Saturday, 4 November 2006 18:54 (seventeen years ago) link

I just found out that Borat isn't playing anywhere in Hawaii, but Jesus Camp is. So it looks like Pastor Ted and I have a date tonite.

― researching ur life (grady), Saturday, 4 November 2006 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

that video is horrifying.

― milo z (mlp), Saturday, 4 November 2006 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/11/04/D8L6HB2G0.html

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 4 November 2006 22:47 (seventeen years ago) link

More here:

A letter of explanation and apology by Haggard as well as a word of encouragement from his wife will be read during services at New Life Church Sunday morning, the statement said.

"Our sermon today will be a little different..."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 4 November 2006 22:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Mike Jones is Grade-A man meat for a 59 year old hooker.

Now I have a deadline.

― Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Saturday, 4 November 2006 23:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Sorry to speed up that deadline, but I was corrected after making that statement. He's 49.

― researching ur life (grady), Sunday, 5 November 2006 01:04 (seventeen years ago) link

http://myspace-598.vo.llnwd.net/00516/89/53/516783598_l.jpg

"Now I'm in charge...heheh."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 5 November 2006 01:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Okay, a little disengenuous here, Mr. Jones:

Jones first learned of Haggard's firing in a telephone interview with The Denver Post.

"I hadn't heard," he said. "I'm sad. I didn't want to ruin his life or his family's life."

"I just said all that stuff because we were bros!"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 5 November 2006 01:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Eh I think it possible to be sad about the events and to not WANT to ruin the Haggard's/family's life while still feeling like you need to or should expose his hypocrisy.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Sunday, 5 November 2006 01:32 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah. i mean, i definitely feel bad for haggard. his life is ruined. that always sucks.

― gbx (skowly), Sunday, 5 November 2006 01:35 (seventeen years ago) link

I mean I am sad that the part our the culture which Haggard is such an active part of so ridiculously repressive that it feels justified that his "dirty" laundry is being aired in public. I mean I don't really want to give a shit about what this guy does in private and I don't think what he was/is doing SHOULD fuck up his life, but well he pretty much was asking for it ya know.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Sunday, 5 November 2006 01:40 (seventeen years ago) link

seriously though, what's next for him?

homosexuals anonymous?

or does he do some serious soul searching, embrace his sexuality, and start a new movement within the church, changing the face of religion in america?

naaaaahhhh....

― researching ur life (grady), Sunday, 5 November 2006 01:42 (seventeen years ago) link

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