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Layna wins. (then dear haikunym)

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Sunday, 9 November 2003 10:58 (twenty years ago) link

What do I win???? (A new, extra-sparkly one I hope I hope!)

― Layna Andersen (Layna Andersen), Sunday, 9 November 2003 11:21 (twenty years ago) link

i'm surprised a mockery "places to put your vagina" thread hasn't popped up

― Vic (Vic), Sunday, 9 November 2003 12:24 (twenty years ago) link

"in the kitchen where it belongs"

― nate detritus is only PRETENDING to be misogynist, settle down (natedetritus), Sunday, 9 November 2003 14:38 (twenty years ago) link

In a pop song (esp. if your name is Momus).

― Kim (Kim), Sunday, 9 November 2003 17:28 (twenty years ago) link

nobody noticed that I miscounted the number of Foo Fighters in that pic.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 9 November 2003 17:38 (twenty years ago) link

unless you feel one of them has an extra place to put your penis that the others don't.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 9 November 2003 17:42 (twenty years ago) link

duh, in their deliciously wacky videos

― cinniblount (James Blount), Sunday, 9 November 2003 18:10 (twenty years ago) link

where NOT to put your penis, sometimes:

http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=3777048

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 10 November 2003 02:00 (twenty years ago) link

Another place to not put it.

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 10 November 2003 02:10 (twenty years ago) link

What, exactly, is the clinical term for "Fear of Staple-guns?"

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Monday, 10 November 2003 02:16 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.foxvalleyferret.com/haha.jpg

― penelope (penelope), Monday, 10 November 2003 02:31 (twenty years ago) link

in a well-greased speaker cone

― Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Monday, 10 November 2003 06:57 (twenty years ago) link

microhouse?

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Monday, 10 November 2003 07:16 (twenty years ago) link

Am I alone in not wanting to follow links while at work in a thread with a title like this?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 10 November 2003 13:52 (twenty years ago) link

Nope

― smee (smee), Monday, 10 November 2003 13:53 (twenty years ago) link

Box of dry spaghetti.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Monday, 10 November 2003 13:54 (twenty years ago) link

tub of wet spaghetti

(oh so squishy)

― Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Monday, 10 November 2003 13:56 (twenty years ago) link

armpit

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Monday, 10 November 2003 14:01 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.k12.de.us/concord/faculty/profiles/wilsonj/blowhole.jpg

― blowhole (nickalicious), Monday, 10 November 2003 14:09 (twenty years ago) link

On the dresser so Method Man can bang that shit with a spiked bat BLAGOW!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 10 November 2003 14:10 (twenty years ago) link

Nice Wu reference. Definate ouch though.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Monday, 10 November 2003 14:11 (twenty years ago) link

To Blowhole: http://www.dolphinsex.org/

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Monday, 10 November 2003 18:56 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.artnet.com/Magazine/features/higgins/Images/higgins4-11-1.jpg

― penelope (penelope), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 14:58 (twenty years ago) link

jabba looks pretty constipated there.

― Chris Hungus (Chris V), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 15:39 (twenty years ago) link

ten months pass...

revive¡

130: in the collective unconscious

― dysøn (dyson), Saturday, 11 September 2004 15:25 (nineteen years ago) link

ahh my legacy...

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 11 September 2004 17:48 (nineteen years ago) link

sometimes, when i'm at work, i think i might be on ilx to often.
then you go and tell me about threads like this and i think again.

― dysøn (dyson), Saturday, 11 September 2004 20:47 (nineteen years ago) link

131. through the number zero: 0
132. the letter 'o'

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 12 September 2004 14:13 (nineteen years ago) link

133. the golf course

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 12 September 2004 14:15 (nineteen years ago) link

134. http://www.photoslave.com/journal/journal_images/wallsocket.jpg

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 12 September 2004 14:16 (nineteen years ago) link

134a. http://www.crumbmuseum.com/zap0.gif

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 12 September 2004 19:02 (nineteen years ago) link

134b. http://antic.shadowpuppet.net/images/doodles/BulbPlug.jpg

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Monday, 13 September 2004 05:16 (nineteen years ago) link

135. http://www.hugsetc.com/03/h/greatday/bagel.gif

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Monday, 13 September 2004 05:17 (nineteen years ago) link

136. http://www.ancestralcollections.co.uk/imagprod/medium/ess083.jpg

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Monday, 13 September 2004 05:19 (nineteen years ago) link

shouldn't you be posting a picture of a jewellery box here somewhere jeremy? or did i miss that?

― gem (trisk), Monday, 13 September 2004 05:20 (nineteen years ago) link

Owning of the century.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 13 September 2004 05:22 (nineteen years ago) link

Yesh....

137. http://i2.sell.com/0/165/5010/7/163/501748-m.jpg

and watch out for the fucking hinge, it pinches.

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Monday, 13 September 2004 05:24 (nineteen years ago) link

138. http://www.tardfest.com/uploader/userfiles/pax%20romana/Time_Big.jpg

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 13 September 2004 05:58 (nineteen years ago) link

139. ALSO DO NOT CLICK HERE, OKAY?

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Monday, 13 September 2004 06:07 (nineteen years ago) link

is she part cow?

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 13 September 2004 07:32 (nineteen years ago) link

she's certainly parted

― gem (trisk), Monday, 13 September 2004 07:36 (nineteen years ago) link

140. In an intern

― Nellie (nellskies), Monday, 13 September 2004 07:41 (nineteen years ago) link

141.

http://www.cs.cornell.edu/talc/images/popcorn.jpg

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 13 September 2004 07:44 (nineteen years ago) link

142. on the interweb
(or else)
143. behind the fridge

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Monday, 13 September 2004 07:52 (nineteen years ago) link

144. in escroe
145. behind door number 3

― oops (Oops), Monday, 13 September 2004 08:49 (nineteen years ago) link

154. holes with milk machines in them

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 13 September 2004 08:55 (nineteen years ago) link

in sweden (neutral)

― Nellie (nellskies), Monday, 13 September 2004 08:56 (nineteen years ago) link

155. a diarama

― oops (Oops), Monday, 13 September 2004 08:58 (nineteen years ago) link

156. A flea collar

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 13 September 2004 09:03 (nineteen years ago) link

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