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c'mon fax me that shit biyotch so I can fax it to the biyotches that are waiting for it so I can get the fuck out of here fax it FAX IT FAAAX IIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!
That runs through my head every day at work.

Why oh why did I let myself eat chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream right before bed? Now I feel like Paul (I mean, like a walrus)...

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 26 August 2003 12:28 (twenty years ago) link

Am I a narcissist because I have this song I recorded last night running through my head and because I think it's a really fucking good pop song?
Am I a bad person because I'm actually kind of glad that my band basically isn't practicing at all in September because it allows me to spend more time at home recording my own stuff and hangin with Sarah and watching Law & Order instead of making the two-hour round trip to our practice space?

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 26 August 2003 13:00 (twenty years ago) link

Ha ha, Nick, I have my new song stuck in my head too along with its gibberish lyrics!

― Sarah MCLusky (coco), Tuesday, 26 August 2003 13:04 (twenty years ago) link

* Do Nick and Sarah spend their actual time together in silence because they've said all they have to say to each other on the interweb?

* Should I go buy some ice cream?

* Will ice cream make me fat(ter)?

― Mark C (Mark C), Tuesday, 26 August 2003 14:53 (twenty years ago) link

We talk to each other about ILX when we're at home.

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 26 August 2003 15:05 (twenty years ago) link

I'm young, I'm wild and I'm free
I got the magic power of the music in me

― Bryan (Bryan), Tuesday, 26 August 2003 15:13 (twenty years ago) link

answer the phone, you asshat. christ I hate you more with every day that passes - you know I have to call you every day at this time, why the fuck do you never pick up the goddamned phone? it's your passive/aggressive way of telling me to go fuck myself, isn't it? what hasn't penetrated your thick fucking skull, however, is that you need me or you don't get paid. answer the phone, craphead or guess who isn't getting a check on Friday?

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 26 August 2003 16:10 (twenty years ago) link

fuck the gop and its democracy-hating ways. fuck their radical theocrat agenda dressed up in the overpriced coat of compassionate conservatism (hork hork) fuck fuck fuck!

― maura (maura), Tuesday, 26 August 2003 16:15 (twenty years ago) link

I should really try harder for an intimidating-bitch type of look so people stop asking me for directions.

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Tuesday, 26 August 2003 16:42 (twenty years ago) link

I am very happy to have learnt the words "gop" and "scrod" tonight.

― Mark C (Mark C), Tuesday, 26 August 2003 16:46 (twenty years ago) link

i want ice cream.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 26 August 2003 17:12 (twenty years ago) link

Awww, jam out, luna.

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Tuesday, 26 August 2003 17:38 (twenty years ago) link

I just want it to be good again

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 05:11 (twenty years ago) link

ugggggh that pocorn was a bad idea but i am still hungy i wish i had pretzels i wish the long game would give me drugs again i love my m*a*s*h soundtrack i need to buy milk i am sleepy

― rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 05:30 (twenty years ago) link

Kingfish we need to go get some ice cream, man...

― The Man they call Dan (The Man they call Dan), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 05:42 (twenty years ago) link

Baseball game tonight!

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 13:39 (twenty years ago) link

I'm thinking HEY THERE FANCYPANTS/PLAY THE SONGS THAT MAKE US DANCE/PLAY THE TUNES THAT MAKE THE LADIES SWOOOOOOOON...

Good lord get out of my head Ween song!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 13:46 (twenty years ago) link

A song for all the lonley hearts....

it's okay Nick, I've had give me that Z
O
L-O-F-T
stuck in my head for weeks...

― The Man they call Dan (The Man they call Dan), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 16:54 (twenty years ago) link

brandy, you're a fine girl
what a good wife you would be
but my life, my love and my ladyyyyy
is the sea

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 16:56 (twenty years ago) link

GET THIS SONG OUT OF MY HEAD!

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 16:56 (twenty years ago) link

oooh heaven is a place on earth

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 16:57 (twenty years ago) link

I fucking hate atheists.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 16:59 (twenty years ago) link

Well, more I fucking hate the fact that a lot of atheists can't see that they are exactly as smug, condescending and stupid as the religious people they mock, but whatever; the important part is the HATE.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 17:00 (twenty years ago) link

sittin here at midnight
all wrapped up in a bottle of wine
little we can do
we're gonna see it through somehow
so are you ready to go my lady

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 17:02 (twenty years ago) link

Generally those atheists are religious people, who'd rather think they aren't.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 17:05 (twenty years ago) link

Aetheistic dogma gets in the way of free thought just as much as theist dogma.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 17:09 (twenty years ago) link

Dan, why don't you just hate closedminded people? It's more accurate, and there are more of them to hate (because you can include religious fanatics and atheists together in a kaleidoscope of hate).

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 17:09 (twenty years ago) link

I'm not sure how they are exactly as smug, condescending and stupid as the religious people they mock implies that I like religious fanatics.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 17:13 (twenty years ago) link

CAAAAAAN YOOOOU FEEEEEEEL THEEEEE LOOOOOOOVE TOONIIIIIIIIIIGHT

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 17:16 (twenty years ago) link

I wasn't implying you like religious fanatics. I was just trying to make your hate more efficient.

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 17:17 (twenty years ago) link

Ooooooooooh baby, do you know what that's worth? Oooooooh heaven is a place on earth...

(THIS WILL BE HAPPENING ALL DAY)

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 17:18 (twenty years ago) link

I like my hate dirty and messy! My hate splashes over all like radioactive waste! BATHE IN MY HATE!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 17:21 (twenty years ago) link

jel has ruined/made my day

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 17:21 (twenty years ago) link

Mine too

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 17:25 (twenty years ago) link

im going home in three minutes.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 17:26 (twenty years ago) link

Try this instead:
"I'm walkin' on sunshine - woah woah woah - and don't it feel good! Hey!"

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 17:26 (twenty years ago) link

or try this one:

"...HACK the heads off little girls and
Put 'em on my wallllllllll...."

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 17:30 (twenty years ago) link

Dammit I just want to not have a song stuck in my head! I keep switching between Heaven = Place on Earth, Can YOu Feel the Love Tonight, the Dukes of Hazzard theme, and 3 different Ween songs. And now Walkin on Sunshine. My head's gonna pop.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 17:31 (twenty years ago) link

Fucking neediness.

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 17:39 (twenty years ago) link

Needing fuckyness.

(I worry about myself sometimes.)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 17:40 (twenty years ago) link

"Shot to the heart and you're to blame, darlin', you give love - a bad name!"

(POP!)

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 17:40 (twenty years ago) link

oh please god make it stopppppppppp

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 17:46 (twenty years ago) link

Pop Muzik (talk about) Pop Muzik!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 17:47 (twenty years ago) link

Tale as old as time...

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 17:58 (twenty years ago) link

When I was a very small boy
Very small boys talked to me

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 18:02 (twenty years ago) link

Why am I still arguing on the 10 Commandments thread?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 18:06 (twenty years ago) link

I wanna dance with somebody I wanna feel the heat with someboday. Oh I wanna dance with somebody. With somebody who loves me. (and my favorite part to sing..) Somebody ... OOH! Somebody... OOH!...

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 18:08 (twenty years ago) link

Ew. Can't we have a good Whitney song instead? For example:

It's not right but it's okay
I'm gonna make it anyway

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 18:12 (twenty years ago) link

Do the shake, do the shake, do the milkshake, the milkshake.

― rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 18:22 (twenty years ago) link

fuck fuck fuck it's not like I never considered it or wondered about, but clearly it's a ridiculous proposition and so i put it out of my head and then people have to go and remind me about it, hey why didn't you do this, it's not like i have all the choice in the world, you know? some things you just can't do anything about and this is one of those things, what's done is done and my hands are tied and so yeah, WHY WON'T THIS COMPLETELY UNRELATED FUCKTARD ANSWER THE PHONE?

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 18:38 (twenty years ago) link

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