Golden Girls: Classic or Dud?

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That tranny funeral episode really is a good one.

Eric H., Tuesday, 22 July 2008 18:16 (fifteen years ago) link

People do realize the jokes that have appeared here so far are rewrites of SCREWBALL COMEDY lines from the '30s, right?

So how many of her GG castmates were in fact older than EEG? Betty White for sure I think.

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:00 (fifteen years ago) link

Bea Arthur as well. Rue McClanahan about 10 years younger (just looked this up to prove my husband wrong about Estelle Getty being the youngest)

ailsa, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:02 (fifteen years ago) link

People do realize the jokes that have appeared here so far are rewrites of SCREWBALL COMEDY lines from the '30s, right?

-- Dr Morbius, Tuesday, July 22, 2008 7:00 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

you've made this same post at least 300 times but that didn't stop you from doing it again

n/a, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:03 (fifteen years ago) link

it was a friendly zing at EH, so stfu

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:04 (fifteen years ago) link

People do realize the jokes that have appeared here so far are rewrites of SCREWBALL COMEDY lines from the '30s, right?

i don't fucking care

Surmounter, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:05 (fifteen years ago) link

also, a lot of it is about the performers.

Surmounter, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:06 (fifteen years ago) link

I understand that, Sur.

dorothy : "hi blanche"
blanche : "eat dirt and die, trash"

With lines like that, it'd have to be...

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:08 (fifteen years ago) link

not sure what that means, but i love the line.

Surmounter, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:08 (fifteen years ago) link

Morbz only likes NEW jokes lolz

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:10 (fifteen years ago) link

like that shirt you've got on! BA DUM

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:11 (fifteen years ago) link

I just think Dody Goodman got shafted in the Crazy Old TV Mom Deathstakes.

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:12 (fifteen years ago) link

Very sad. But, based on reports of her health over the last few years, a blessing.

B.L.A.M., Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:14 (fifteen years ago) link

argh i know.

Surmounter, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:15 (fifteen years ago) link

Yeah, her brain's been being eaten by disease for at least the last 7 or 8 years.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:15 (fifteen years ago) link

Any doubt that the mincing, unmarried 60-something man in my office is gay was put to rest when he came over to my cubicle just now giggling about some Sophia Petrillo zinger he'd just read in an online obit.

jaymc, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:16 (fifteen years ago) link

mincing??????

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:18 (fifteen years ago) link

i'm still wondering who's gonna be the first d-bag to follow ilx tradition and piss on her still warm grave.

chicago kevin, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:18 (fifteen years ago) link

i thought it was put to rest when he sucked you off in the men's room?

chicago kevin, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:19 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mincing

jaymc, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:19 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah i know what it means, just surprised that you used it like that

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:20 (fifteen years ago) link

Why?

jaymc, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:20 (fifteen years ago) link

mincing love it 5 up, 5 down hate it

Two people find a dead body. One puts their mouth over the penis, and the other elbow drops on the dead persons stomach.

uhm. ok.

chicago kevin, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:21 (fifteen years ago) link

it's just such a weird verb

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:22 (fifteen years ago) link

adjective

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:22 (fifteen years ago) link

whatever

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:22 (fifteen years ago) link

It's an economical way of summing up all of the various campy and/or dainty gestures he makes.

jaymc, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:24 (fifteen years ago) link

I went to a mince meet at the swish chalet

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:24 (fifteen years ago) link

my girlfriend's going to dress up in her sophia wig and eat lasagne in estelle's honor tonight.

Surmounter, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:35 (fifteen years ago) link

It was only a matter of time.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:38 (fifteen years ago) link

I will tell my mom to shoot in Estelle's honor.

http://www.nbcuniversalstore.com/img/product/resized/00005858-436328_400.jpg

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:39 (fifteen years ago) link

i loved that movie when i was a kid!!

Surmounter, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:40 (fifteen years ago) link

I can see Morbs using Sly's expression around his mom.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:41 (fifteen years ago) link

my girlfriend's going to dress up in her sophia wig and eat lasagne in estelle's honor tonight.

cosplay + worlds worst euphemism in one post.

chicago kevin, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:43 (fifteen years ago) link

:-(

ENBB, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:43 (fifteen years ago) link

really, she was just barely old enough to be Stallone's mother

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:44 (fifteen years ago) link

dope show, got me thru some bad times

blueski, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:45 (fifteen years ago) link

cosplay + worlds worst euphemism in one post.

-- chicago kevin, Tuesday, July 22, 2008 7:43 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

whaaaaat

Surmounter, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:46 (fifteen years ago) link

(btw my mom will be 80 in about a week, and i've kept a couple 25-year-old refrigerator notes from her, I should transcribe them here, by popular demand.)

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:47 (fifteen years ago) link

please do

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:47 (fifteen years ago) link

ogeez PLEASE

Surmounter, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:47 (fifteen years ago) link

I just want to make sure everyone got similar notes.

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:48 (fifteen years ago) link

my ex-roomie's ex-gf used to write small "I hope you have a great day!" in the lunches she prepared us. She was living rent free in our home, eating our food, and stealing our cigarettes - but the lunches/notes were nice.

Finefinemusic, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:49 (fifteen years ago) link

I was just watching this show last night. It's actually pretty funny. I just remember seeing it on as a kid while waiting for the Gary Shandling Show, understanding jokes from neither show. But I liked Shandling's style.

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:51 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm really sad...I grew up watching Golden Girls reruns; Sophia was always my favorite (though the entire cast is brilliant). RIP x 10000000000000000

Tape Store, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:55 (fifteen years ago) link

this shit is on like three or four times a day on the Lifetime channel kids

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:56 (fifteen years ago) link

why am i not surprised you have the Lifetime channel's line up memorized.

chicago kevin, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 20:00 (fifteen years ago) link

I was home with my baby daughter for 7 weeks.

Lifetime channel is awesome ftw

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 20:01 (fifteen years ago) link

I didn't realize she had Lewy body dementia. My granddad died of that in 2004. :(

Pancakes Hackman, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 20:04 (fifteen years ago) link

Quote from one of her sons on the BBC report:

"She was loved throughout the world in six continents," said Carl in a statement, "and if they loved sitcoms in Antarctica she would have been loved on seven continents."

Funniest thing I've read all day.

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 20:15 (fifteen years ago) link


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