Explain to me this whole "Kingdom Hearts" thing

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― sleep (sleep), Sunday, 16 April 2006 06:29 (eighteen years ago) link

the shoes aint big enough

― kingfish ubermensch dishwasher sundae (kingfish 2.0), Sunday, 16 April 2006 08:23 (eighteen years ago) link

I like to think those two in the photo bumped into eachother and said "Shit, well one of us is going to have to change."

― melton mowbray's APOCALYPTO! (adr), Sunday, 16 April 2006 13:22 (eighteen years ago) link

They fight with giant keys in this game? Oh, this is terrible.

― Laura H. (laurah), Sunday, 16 April 2006 13:40 (eighteen years ago) link

so wrong.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 16 April 2006 19:27 (eighteen years ago) link

wronger and weirder than anything found here even:

video game mashups (that you would like to see)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 16 April 2006 21:46 (eighteen years ago) link

He shits here, he shits there.

Who would you cosplay as?

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Monday, 17 April 2006 00:14 (eighteen years ago) link

that picture above is fugly
i agree the shoes should be bigger
the hair should be spieker
where do people come up with these ideas of fighting with a giant key
they could have made it that u just have a sword and when the time comes to seal a keyhole he just takes out the key
but i like the key idea every game cant just be the same

I like to think those two in the photo bumped into eachother and said "Shit, well one of us is going to have to change."

that would be funny

Who would you cosplay as?

i dont know
every1 looks fugly
wats the point? wat do u do when u go to these things
do u sit down hav a cuppa tea and talk about shit?

and wats with the drunk guys in the back

i hate whinnie the pooh

― **//**FaRmEr Fi**//** (FaRmEr Fi), Monday, 17 April 2006 22:37 (eighteen years ago) link

http://static.flickr.com/1/1182461_f2fb1e2ebe_m.jpg

― JimD (JimD), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 01:27 (eighteen years ago) link

wtf is that
oh its pooh

fugly just fugly

whoa who put this kool background on

i mean i hav to put up with pooh every time i play that game i dont deserve to be puttin up with him now
how come thats a girl
it is a girl isnt it?

― **//**FaRmEr Fi**//** (FaRmEr Fi), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 03:47 (eighteen years ago) link

so via channel flipping I discovered that Haley Joel Osment did the voice for Sora in this series, and also then from IMDB that he has basically done nothing BUT voiceover work since A.I. (a good thing) (also he is tall and hanson-looking now, wtf why do I have to be saddled with such information while I'm failing Systems Engineering I)

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 13:06 (eighteen years ago) link

And apparently Lance Bass was the voice of Sephiroth?!

http://www.photo-celebrity.com/albums/L/lancebass/normal_1.jpg

― Laura H. (laurah), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 13:32 (eighteen years ago) link

rofl

― sleep (sleep), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 21:40 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah didnt u know that sora was as Haley Joel Osment ?
the sixth sense is like the best movie ever i would never get tired of it
who is that in the picture???
like i played kh all day then i decided to play another but the other games i had were shit and boring so i went back to kh
ill never get tired off it

― **//**FaRmEr Fi**//** (FaRmEr Fi), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 05:45 (seventeen years ago) link

http://xs77.xs.to/pics/06163/animated-KH2.gif

ugh, i made the mistake of reading the slashdot article today

― JW (ex machina), Sunday, 30 April 2006 20:47 (seventeen years ago) link

wtf

― **//**FaRmEr Fi**//** (FaRmEr Fi), Monday, 1 May 2006 06:38 (seventeen years ago) link

i heard kh2 is comming out in november in australia
is it true?
cause i cant wait that long

― **//**FaRmEr Fi**//** (FaRmEr Fi), Monday, 1 May 2006 06:41 (seventeen years ago) link

No, they're not releasing it there.

― JW (ex machina), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:58 (seventeen years ago) link

WHAT!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OVER MY DEAD BOODY THEY ARNT
ill never get it then
r u sure?

― **//**FaRmEr Fi**//** (FaRmEr Fi), Monday, 8 May 2006 07:03 (seventeen years ago) link

eight months pass...

This is the worst game I have ever played. Fact. Fucking gamespot and they're recommendations. I was coming home from work, picked up a PS2 to replace the old lump and this was recommended as being similar to I "heart" Katamri Damacy. The story, the controls, the insufferable background music THAT I CAN'T TURN OFF... It's just shit. At least now I can play Vice City.

― Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 15:58 (seventeen years ago) link

lol

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 18:08 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm glad I'm not the only person who hates it.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Lance Bass was the voice of Sephiroth

hahaha I don't know why but this is the best fact basically ever.

― baron kickass von awesomehausen (nickalicious), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

is it really, dude?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 20:29 (seventeen years ago) link

lolz

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 21:17 (seventeen years ago) link

I want it that way.

― baron kickass von awesomehausen (nickalicious), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 21:30 (seventeen years ago) link

WRONG GROUP SPANKY

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:18 (seventeen years ago) link

OKAY I HEREBY DECREE THAT, FROM THIS POST FORWARD, THE WORDS "Lance Bass" and "GROUP SPANKY" SHALL NEVER AGAIN APPEAR IN SUCH CLOSE PROXIMITY

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:23 (seventeen years ago) link

lolz

― webber (webber), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 01:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Sephiroth can lance my bass anyday. rowr.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 17 January 2007 04:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Just to get back to the main topic a bit here, guys, the "Kingdom Hearts thing" is easy to explain. It's 1 part furries, 1 part disney, 1 part anime, all parts perverted. This is a hentai game, whether u realize it or not. If you think this is game is good for children, you are wrong because it will merely encourage them to develop a furry fetish.

Sorry for that sad taste of reality.

― Blastochrist (blastocyst), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 08:34 (seventeen years ago) link

That is so frighteningly OTM.

I got home last night and thought: "Maybe I was wrong. Maybe I was just too tired." Thankfully I caught myself in time and spent the next hour or so learning where the armor and weapons are in the first part of Vice City. So much more satisfying. Fuck a perverted, woodwind fuelled anime gloop-fest! I mean come on: "Who knows how long we'll have together [before your parents come home]..."*

Also:
they're recommendations

Cringe x 1,000

*This might not be in the game...

― Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 09:11 (seventeen years ago) link

lulz

― SEACREST OUT OF IRAQ! (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 09:32 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha I just reread this whole thread

"I AM CURIOUS (TWEE)"

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 14:40 (seventeen years ago) link

that one's for the ages

― latebloomer aka freedom williams sr (latebloomer), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link

four years pass...

i thing k.h is the best vidio game. but i hate everyones shoes in it they are shitty and ugly.

― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Sunday, 23 January 2011 16:16 (thirteen years ago) link

i never beat this game... perhaps... i never will...

― David Warner (Princess TamTam), Sunday, 23 January 2011 16:34 (thirteen years ago) link

This has a few laughs: Kingdom Hearts: The Short and Honest Version

― Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Monday, 24 January 2011 01:01 (thirteen years ago) link

Lance Bass was the voice of Sephiroth

hahaha I don't know why but this is the best fact basically ever.

― baron kickass von awesomehausen (nickalicious), Tuesday, January 16, 2007 1:07 PM (4 years ago)

― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Monday, 24 January 2011 02:30 (thirteen years ago) link

haley joel osment was the protagonist iirc

― marios balls in 3d for 3ds (Princess TamTam), Monday, 24 January 2011 02:30 (thirteen years ago) link

I looked it up, and you're not "secondhand lion" (lying) (HJO career!).

― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Monday, 24 January 2011 02:31 (thirteen years ago) link

lmao thats probably the first ever secondhand lion pun in world history

― marios balls in 3d for 3ds (Princess TamTam), Monday, 24 January 2011 02:32 (thirteen years ago) link

i... own that on dvd btw

― marios balls in 3d for 3ds (Princess TamTam), Monday, 24 January 2011 02:32 (thirteen years ago) link

eight years pass...

kingdom hearts 3 it's so good

― adam, Monday, 4 February 2019 19:02 (five years ago) link

"Kingdom Hearts was awful. Plodding and dull with crappy controls. I can't imagine the new one will be any better.

― adam (adam), Saturday, November 19, 2005 7:12 PM (thirteen years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink"

this is a wrong opinion

― adam, Monday, 4 February 2019 19:02 (five years ago) link

sora has a phone now and all the loading screens are like instagram posts from various characters

― adam, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 16:31 (five years ago) link

I'm a sucker for Donkey, Has this been posted?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8o1ieehttdA

― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 01:06 (five years ago) link

p accurate summary actually

― ciderpress, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 01:12 (five years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LFCNyY4loE

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 8 February 2019 19:56 (five years ago) link

Heh:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMph2hAGj7k

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 14 February 2019 04:40 (five years ago) link

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