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― cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 11 March 2004 00:31 (twenty years ago) link

I keep on adding "if you love hip hop" to the thread title.

blount I thought just porn stars did the band-around-the-sack thing

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 11 March 2004 00:33 (twenty years ago) link

seriously though, if anyone really wants to see mine, just send an email to d o n u t b i z i t c h (at) h o t m a i l (dot) c o m and i'll send a pic back. don't care if you're anonymous or not. it's just a dick.

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 11 March 2004 00:34 (twenty years ago) link

(keep in mind i'm getting my wisdom teeth out tomorrow morning, so i may not get to the, haha, "mounds" of requests right away)

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 11 March 2004 00:35 (twenty years ago) link

Almond Joy's got nuts--Mounds don't

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Thursday, 11 March 2004 00:37 (twenty years ago) link

let show you baby i'm a talented boy

― cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 11 March 2004 00:38 (twenty years ago) link

my dick smells like cinnamon and if you suck on it long enough there's gold inside - come here i'll show you!

― cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 11 March 2004 00:39 (twenty years ago) link

i once wrote a paper on the penis in contempary art, i used lots of freud.

― anthony, Thursday, 11 March 2004 00:43 (twenty years ago) link

ipsofacto's penis sculpture to thread!

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 11 March 2004 00:45 (twenty years ago) link

C'mon folks, if you all don't start posting pics of your dicks, how will I be able to photoshop them into a bag? There's the bigger picture to think of here.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Thursday, 11 March 2004 00:49 (twenty years ago) link

ouch.

― andy, Thursday, 11 March 2004 00:56 (twenty years ago) link

honestly, I'm still trying to figure out how to describe mine, and whether or not that gets me off the hook for the breasts thread.

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Thursday, 11 March 2004 01:14 (twenty years ago) link

"your fireman is very magical;
if you rub his helmet, he spits in your eye."

― Kingfish Cowboy (Kingfish), Thursday, 11 March 2004 01:15 (twenty years ago) link

Where I come from, length, circumference, circumcision status, and any notable landmarks is the proper way to describe one's penis.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 11 March 2004 01:16 (twenty years ago) link

To quote my friend Laura who yelled it out a car window on a roadtrip while passing several construction workers: SHOW US YOUR DICKS!

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 11 March 2004 01:16 (twenty years ago) link

Did they?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 11 March 2004 01:17 (twenty years ago) link

how about this: ringed, wrinkly, medium-sized, friendly, underemployed.

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Thursday, 11 March 2004 01:17 (twenty years ago) link

holy shit did I just describe RUE MCCLANAHAN?

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Thursday, 11 March 2004 01:17 (twenty years ago) link

I don't know, I was driving!

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 11 March 2004 01:17 (twenty years ago) link

Yes you did.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 11 March 2004 01:18 (twenty years ago) link

that was a pretty good x-post luna

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Thursday, 11 March 2004 01:18 (twenty years ago) link

I didn't really have a great need to describe myself, but I felt it would help expiate all my bad karma on ILX from today. I feel clean now.

Funny how making everyone else feel sick does that for me.

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Thursday, 11 March 2004 01:19 (twenty years ago) link

if you want to see mine you can email your mom for the pics

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 11 March 2004 01:19 (twenty years ago) link

Yeah I thought it was too, sug. Wondertwin powers...

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 11 March 2004 01:20 (twenty years ago) link

ACTIVATE!

form of...oh never mind

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Thursday, 11 March 2004 01:21 (twenty years ago) link

(I couldn't think of anything good)

(Well, I could, but I let it go)

(Well I didn't, but I'm out of batteries)

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 11 March 2004 01:21 (twenty years ago) link

I keep reading:

holy shit did I just describe RUE MCCLANAHAN?

I don't know, I was driving!

because I really, really want to see the movie that clips that exchange for the trailer.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 11 March 2004 01:22 (twenty years ago) link

I like the idea the twins can't decide on something and they just become random lumps of coagulated matter.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 11 March 2004 01:22 (twenty years ago) link

Sorry for saying "clip" and "exchange" and "Rue McClanahan" on a wiener thread.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 11 March 2004 01:22 (twenty years ago) link

I'm NOT sorry for totally breaking this thread. Nick and Matos both actually described their wieners, but it was mine that ended everything. Thank you, and good night.

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Thursday, 11 March 2004 01:33 (twenty years ago) link

would it be too crass and derivative to start a WOMEN:SHOW US YOUR PUSSIES thread?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 11 March 2004 03:10 (twenty years ago) link

Yes.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 11 March 2004 03:12 (twenty years ago) link

Appraise Your Genitals

My answer is there.

― LC, Thursday, 11 March 2004 03:14 (twenty years ago) link

Uh, DB, where is it then?

― Ask For Janice (thatgirl), Thursday, 11 March 2004 03:21 (twenty years ago) link

don't blame me. blame the hoster who offered. i sent the pics. surely he will be back and host n' post em. (and surely the thread title will then have a new disclaimer to go with it, too... wudge wudge nink nink!)

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 11 March 2004 03:26 (twenty years ago) link

Tuomas to thread.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 11 March 2004 03:34 (twenty years ago) link

alright then... these were for a friend for her art project/installment last year. she's in o.c. i never got to see the installment, unfortunately, and it was part of a very large montage of photos of both men and women's privates. (thank you, hoster)

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― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 11 March 2004 03:45 (twenty years ago) link

DB wins.

― Ask For Janice (thatgirl), Thursday, 11 March 2004 03:55 (twenty years ago) link

I'm afraid my genitals are nowhere near as interesting as the ones DB posted. Sorry, humanity.

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Thursday, 11 March 2004 04:31 (twenty years ago) link

I can't, it's covered in mustard.

― Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Thursday, 11 March 2004 04:35 (twenty years ago) link

them penises are all cicumsised. how come?

― :|, Thursday, 11 March 2004 04:36 (twenty years ago) link

Let us be the judge Matos! Come on, whip it out!

― Ask For Janice (thatgirl), Thursday, 11 March 2004 04:51 (twenty years ago) link

Mine looks like number 2

― LC, Thursday, 11 March 2004 05:12 (twenty years ago) link

I mean the second one donut posted, not like a piece of shit.

― LC, Thursday, 11 March 2004 05:13 (twenty years ago) link

any other pierced heads here?

― hector (hector), Thursday, 11 March 2004 05:16 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.shaverfamily.org/photos/butter_small.jpg

― BUTTERBROT, Thursday, 11 March 2004 05:38 (twenty years ago) link

SHIT THAT OUT!!

― BUTTERBROT, Thursday, 11 March 2004 05:44 (twenty years ago) link

is that vanila ice? yum.

― :|, Thursday, 11 March 2004 05:55 (twenty years ago) link

I heard the great thing about being a moyel is you get to keep the tips! Badabing, etc.

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Thursday, 11 March 2004 06:00 (twenty years ago) link

I think maybe I... won't click. Maybe. Yes, I think that would be best.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 11 March 2004 08:37 (twenty years ago) link

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