how many clementines have you eaten so far today?

clementime, y'all!

no clementines. sad.

doesn't matter if they look nast. the clementine is a high percentage fruit.

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2 today, 8 this week so far. 2 clementines in the morning is a great breakfast snack.

Okay now up to 2. Fasten your seatbelts, it's gonna be a bumpy night.

5, kind of a dry batch tho >:(

high percentage of fruit in clementine

we have a disappointing crate. why is citrus so goddamn UNRELIABLE

(trying not to make tiger woods joke)

Taking down my first of the day.

we have a disappointing crate.

ya maybe its too early

yah got a super dry batch myself

it can be a low percentage fruit

i have eaten one!

got A++ batch at trader joe's last week

think i got a good batch here, first 3 i had were xtra juicy

i got some oranges that are good, i think each one counts as 4 clementines so 4

nope doesn't count

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None but I've got two big and two small satsuma tangerines waiting on my counter.

which will probably dry out before I eat them.

dawg just eat them all right now

i ate 12

1 iirc

3 mangosteens

3 nectarines

and a fucking pear

2 cuties, probably 3 more later cause i got a hankering

I am eating a satsuma RIGHT NOW.

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it's that time of year again (eastern hemisphere)

none, plenty recently tho

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livebloggin

e-z peelin'

sampled one from a 5 lb bag two days ago. it was yellow, watery and sour. maybe a few more weeks until they're really in season in so cal.

have yall noticed they have them year round now, like not always, but sometimes

about 6-7?

I have noticed the year-round clementine bullshit. We started buying them in the middle of summer and the were cheap and plentiful and fucking good. After a month though, Safeway was trying to pass off these bruised, bitter fruits for like $9 a box. Someone made a stupid deal somewhere along the line.

Anyway, I checked the clementines yesterday. The fruits looked better, but there were only a few of them rattling around in the box, once again for $9. It wasn't so long ago boxes of clementines were so full that one or two fruits would dislodge themselves from the netting and roll around on the floor of your car on the way home from the grocery store. R.I.P. America.

2. not quite ripe yet

re: downfall of america - mine came in a plastic bag in a cardboard box this time??

Oh, ffs.

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I once ate one while sick and threw up shortly after...that is the magical memory even the sight of them conjures for me. Food poisoning in an America's Best Value Inn in Holbrook, AZ, where the tiles were just laid on the floor without grout & they shifted around when you walked on them.

Wait...I was thinking madeleines. Sorry. Food with women's names, you can see my confusion, perhaps.

wait....you were hallucinating your were proust

No, iirc he smells things.

in the little known eigth volumn of ...temps perdus.., swann finally obtains a purgative cathexis in the form of an all night madeleine binge at a motel in holbrook, az

perdus

Remembrance of Stomach Contents Past

in search of lost clementimes