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haha I came over to this board to post that to the lol thread, except I was going to include Surmounter's "for real?" response.

Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 23:55 (sixteen years ago) link

you don't have to defend the word retard to me.

esp. while jordan sargent's here.

-- hstencil, Wednesday, September 5, 2007 9:32 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

jergïns, Thursday, 6 September 2007 06:02 (sixteen years ago) link

haha I came over to this board to post that to the lol thread, except I was going to include Surmounter's "for real?" response.

OTM

HI DERE, Thursday, 6 September 2007 12:57 (sixteen years ago) link

you don't have to defend the word retard to me.

esp. while jordan sargent's here.

-- hstencil, Wednesday, September 5, 2007 9:32 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

nice

and what, Thursday, 6 September 2007 15:40 (sixteen years ago) link

you people are *mental*

-- Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, July 23, 2003 9:31 PM (4 years ago)

gff, Thursday, 6 September 2007 16:23 (sixteen years ago) link

But what the hell does pretention sound like?

do a search for "just got offed"

-- max, Thursday, September 6, 2007 6:48 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

deej, Friday, 7 September 2007 00:06 (sixteen years ago) link

lol

latebloomer, Friday, 7 September 2007 00:11 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm generally suspicious about accusations of pretension, and I think it sometimes says more about the accuser than the accused. But sometimes it's valid. Pretentious can just mean unearned showiness or ostentatiousness. It can also refer to something that seems affected, as if the artist is putting on airs or pretending to be an authority about something they are not. Some people want art to be honest, and pretention sounds like dishonesty mixed with vanity.

-- St3ve Go1db3rg, Thursday, September 6, 2007 11:51 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

i know a guy that sounds like that

-- lfam, Friday, September 7, 2007 12:26 AM (47 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

That pretension thread should be up to about 100% gold zing level by tomorrow.

John Justen, Friday, 7 September 2007 01:18 (sixteen years ago) link

haha I just came here to post Goldberg/lfam

Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 7 September 2007 01:47 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm just mildly intrigued by how someone can tell me to calm down whilst simultaneously giving their own (wildly inaccurate and unfair) character assassination. You seem to have set yourself against a certain type, and for the purposes of convenience have made me adhere to that type come hell or high water. I don't aim to bring pleasure here, I aim to let off steam and air my opinions so that others might contend them. Instead of contending, you've aimed cheap shots ('Oxbridge whimsy' indeed, o thou frightful nincompoop) at the speaker. If I was trying to patronise you, I'd do it so much better, my dear fellow. You'd barely notice.

Anyway, I'm off for a bit. Lurk away.

-- Just got offed, Thursday, June 14, 2007 8:27 AM (2 months ago) Bookmark Link

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You suck.

-- caek, Thursday, June 14, 2007 8:28 AM (2 months ago) Bookmark Link

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Friday, 7 September 2007 10:03 (sixteen years ago) link

LOLZ

Trayce, Friday, 7 September 2007 10:07 (sixteen years ago) link

10/10

am0n, Friday, 7 September 2007 13:34 (sixteen years ago) link

what have you got to be smug about Just got offed it's not like you even guessed the mother might be involved?

-- RJG, Friday, September 7, 2007 5:00 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Well, I guessed very early on that the whole search campaign (and media circus) would be futile. If these allegations are true, they're futile in a particularly ironic manner.

-- Just got offed, Friday, September 7, 2007 5:07 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

people guessed quite early on about you

-- RJG, Friday, September 7, 2007 5:10 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

stevie, Friday, 7 September 2007 16:27 (sixteen years ago) link

amazing

-- and what, Friday, September 7, 2007 3:49 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

you should forward it around your office

-- the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, September 7, 2007 3:50 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

deej, Friday, 7 September 2007 21:13 (sixteen years ago) link

Rename thread "amon and the IRE retards discovering Something Awful Forum jokes".

-- King Boy Pato, Saturday, September 8, 2007 5:20 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 8 September 2007 20:25 (sixteen years ago) link

et tu crute

am0n, Saturday, 8 September 2007 22:33 (sixteen years ago) link

Rename post "amon and the IRE retards discovering Lou1s J@gger jokes".

Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 8 September 2007 22:36 (sixteen years ago) link

did something weird to my hand last night, cant remember what.

-- jhøshea, Tuesday, September 11, 2007 9:18 AM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

MOVE ON

-- Dr Morbius, Tuesday, September 11, 2007 9:20 AM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

jhøshea, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 13:39 (sixteen years ago) link

It seems to me that it all boils down to if any action in someone's past is forgivable, as long as the feeling is right. On a strictly emotional level, it is probably so, but since when did emotions become the be-all end-all arbitrator for what is right? I would like to think that I would have the will-power to end a relationship in a split second if it turned out my amorata had indulged in prostitution, bestiality, etc., prior to our teaming up - howsoever my feelings told me not to. And I expect nothing less from the people to whom I lend my trust. I guess that what I'm saying is that frivolous forgiving can lead you morally astray.

-- Jeb, Tuesday, September 11, 2007 10:30 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

you sound like a scary old gentleman waving a stick

-- estela, Tuesday, September 11, 2007 10:37 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

bell_labs, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 22:40 (sixteen years ago) link

lol @ 'teaming up'

max, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 22:43 (sixteen years ago) link

is Jeb new?

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 22:45 (sixteen years ago) link

i wish my relationships were more like buddy comedies

max, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 22:45 (sixteen years ago) link

that's one of RJG's best

wanko ergo sum, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 22:46 (sixteen years ago) link

no

RJG, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 23:05 (sixteen years ago) link

ok you're right.

wanko ergo sum, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 23:38 (sixteen years ago) link

I don't think I believe in Jeb. He might be pretty hilarious if his creator takes him far enough though.

"amorata" = priceless.

Jon Lewis, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 00:13 (sixteen years ago) link

turn your sorrow into art somehow - channel the energy into something constructive

-- Maria :D, Thursday, September 13, 2007 2:57 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

yes! then i'm sure you'll bag wynona ryder!

-- nathalie, Thursday, September 13, 2007 2:59 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Thursday, 13 September 2007 18:37 (sixteen years ago) link

bell labs sloburn zing on this thread A++++

My elbow hurts because of over mouse useage at work or wrong mouse useage at work, what should I do?

John Justen, Friday, 14 September 2007 06:45 (sixteen years ago) link

lolololololool

gr8080, Friday, 14 September 2007 06:49 (sixteen years ago) link

haha

jergïns, Friday, 14 September 2007 07:17 (sixteen years ago) link

sorry am0n won that one tho

stop posting

-- am0n, Friday, September 14, 2007 8:39 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

deej, Friday, 14 September 2007 15:33 (sixteen years ago) link

Fuck all this talk about the Cosby Kids....do you have too much time on your hands???

-- Tera Williams, Monday, April 15, 2002 1:00 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Link

hey, you googled it hot stuff.

-- jess, Monday, April 15, 2002 1:00 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Link

stevie, Sunday, 16 September 2007 21:23 (sixteen years ago) link

Wow google has been around for like almost 10 years right?

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 16 September 2007 21:55 (sixteen years ago) link

The domain google.com was registered on September 15, 1997,[9] and the company was incorporated as Google Inc. on September 7, 1998 at a friend's garage in Menlo Park, California.

Curt1s is coming to Zwinktopia !, Sunday, 16 September 2007 22:09 (sixteen years ago) link

are we gonna be like this about zwinktopia in 10 years?

s1ocki, Sunday, 16 September 2007 23:09 (sixteen years ago) link

I remember talking about Google in a job interview in late 2000 and my future boss was all "Hmmm, tell me more about this 'Google.'"

jaymc, Monday, 17 September 2007 04:59 (sixteen years ago) link

wow, jaymc discovered google.

hstencil, Monday, 17 September 2007 05:29 (sixteen years ago) link

LOL. My dad actually told me about it and I was totally skeptical. I was like, "Whatever, Metacrawler works just fine."

jaymc, Monday, 17 September 2007 05:32 (sixteen years ago) link

discovered: google:: had no idea: anal cunt

hstencil, Monday, 17 September 2007 05:34 (sixteen years ago) link

In 2000, yes. Also the year that first Tara Jane O'Neil album came out.

jaymc, Monday, 17 September 2007 05:39 (sixteen years ago) link

everyday life is bewilderment dot ex el ess

Steve Shasta, Monday, 17 September 2007 05:42 (sixteen years ago) link

the blogger that broke google

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 17 September 2007 05:45 (sixteen years ago) link

Hey NRQ, guess how many people want to read your opinions on dance music? That's right, about as many as want to read Geir's opinions on grime.

-- Matt DC, Monday, September 17, 2007 10:48 AM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

^@^, Monday, 17 September 2007 11:02 (sixteen years ago) link

this thread urgently needs someone to tip a glass of wine over another ilX0r at a wake

-- DG, Monday, September 17, 2007 6:37 PM (43 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Dom Passantino, Monday, 17 September 2007 19:05 (sixteen years ago) link

Holy fuck!

kv_nol, Monday, 17 September 2007 19:11 (sixteen years ago) link

DG match point

sanskrit, Monday, 17 September 2007 19:28 (sixteen years ago) link

whut thred

chaki, Monday, 17 September 2007 19:38 (sixteen years ago) link

ho snap

HI DERE, Monday, 17 September 2007 20:35 (sixteen years ago) link

we have to travel back in time and assassinate me before i start ile

-- DG, Monday, September 17, 2007 9:00 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Link

ghost rider, Monday, 17 September 2007 20:50 (sixteen years ago) link

whut thred

A question so URGENT and KEY I *expect* EVERYONE to post an opinion

Dom Passantino, Monday, 17 September 2007 21:00 (sixteen years ago) link


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