_Avatar_, directed by James Cameron

ewoks are great.

on rye

http://cinemablend.com/images/reviews/2043/_12597769362620.jpg

I like the ewoks, but they seem to be almost universally hated.

http://cinemablend.com/images/reviews/2043/_12597769364819.jpg

"Tell me of your homewor--"

"I already DID."

Meanwhile on the set of CSI: Pandora:

http://cinemablend.com/images/reviews/2043/_12597769365518.jpg

"Tsu'tey"

see this is why I sometimes hate fantasy

http://cinemablend.com/images/reviews/2043/_12597769362620.jpg

A mishap in the teleporter spliced together Marilyn Manson's backing band, a couple of Thundercats, and the Blue Man group and sent them to Skull Island

Star Trek's future has the Beastie Boys, Avatar's got Harleys:

http://cinemablend.com/images/reviews/2043/_12597769352808.jpg

Okay this one, all you need's the actual caption:

http://cinemablend.com/images/reviews/2043/_12597769358046.jpg

"epic battle" is just like "romantic comedy" for me now

http://cinemablend.com/images/reviews/2043/_12573815464295.jpg

this looks like the precursor to an anime pr0n scene

xp: Ned the first thing that came to mind with that pic was "... and pull your knees in tiiiight"

Hahahah nice.

Why is Sam Worthington? He seems like a big charisma vacuum.

Why is movie

JAKE SULLY

A mishap in the teleporter spliced together Marilyn Manson's backing band, a couple of Thundercats, and the Blue Man group and sent them to Skull Island

― tectonic p (latebloomer), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 20:48 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^^sounds like a great film i'd enjoy and pay to see, unlike avatar

OMG Michele Rodriguez is in this...she is my personal stamp of C-grade entertainment that works in spite of itself ever since "Blue Crush."

U know, they should have made the aliens disgusting jellyfish creatures who live in clouds of methane. Wouldn't that be awesome?

See, look, tails!

http://cinemablend.com/images/reviews/2043/_12597769368975.jpg

Plus rocks and hair.

So I assume Giovanni Ribisi:Avatar::Paul Reiser:Aliens.

"So Sigourney, your motivation in this scene is--"

"Yeah, thanks, got it."

"He Poos Blue"

Maybe there's some secret scene at the end and Arnie comes in in Terminator drag and kills everyone.

U know, they should have made the aliens disgusting jellyfish creatures who live in clouds of methane. Wouldn't that be awesome?

Cameron would still be adamant that they had to have breasts

Ender's Nowhere Near as Interesting War

I wish this was the theme song:

http://www.hulu.com/watch/102975/saturday-night-live-what-up-with-that

Which makes me wonder why the hell he didn't just get Paul Reiser. I imagine he's just sitting at home watching Food Network or something.

Imagine how awesome this movie would be if they replaced Sam Worthington with Kenan Thompson.

Isn't Paul Reiser now bald and fat? From what I recall, that pretty much precludes him from ever being in a James Cameron movie again.

this really looks like Aliens and Titanic's secret deformed lovechild that was hidden away for ten years then finally was allowed to see daylight

they should have made the aliens disgusting jellyfish creatures who live in clouds of methane

U really shouldn't talk about Andy Sturmer that way.

Paul Reiser in 2005:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/ff/Paulreiser05.jpg/200px-Paulreiser05.jpg

For the 'unusual details' thread:

Atlanta (Centers on a man and a woman who meet at a funeral and can't seem to stay away from each other)

http://www.aceshowbiz.com/images/news/00028241.jpg
http://www.topnews.in/files/Robert-Pattinson_1.jpg

James Horner is not out to unground the film

Paul Reiser had an inexplicable cameo in Funny People; why didn't Apatow ask him to reprise Burke?

xpost is it me or is there a slight similarity in the proportions / width of the eyes / between Jake-tard and Pattinson?

Hahah how appropriate:

'Avatar' to close Dubai film festival

Maybe this whole thing is a plot just to wrap this decade up in one convenient place and sink it in the bottom of the ocean.

You know, the game cover image is ten thousand times better than the actual stills because this really DOES look like a cover of a game from 1986 or something:

http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/gamelife/2009/11/avatar_game_box_350.jpg

All I ask schadenfreude-wise is that this movie make less (at least in the US) than Alvin & The Chipmunks 2: The Squeakel.

James Cameron's JOUST: THE MOVIE

...actually why hasn't that been done yet? Seems a logical choice these days.

http://img.youtube.com/vi/f8KUB-Ufric/0.jpg

“Yes,” Cameron said flatly. “They have to have tails.”

surely it should be The Squeakening

'Munkment Day

Revenge of the Alvin

Tailiens