Chad Javon Ocho Cinco

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I'm in tears , hearing about Tiger reminds me when my mom sat me down and told me Santa Clause wasn't real, cmon Tiger you're my idol

Meatcat (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 17:57 (ten years ago) link

ocho cinco became a man today

NEW YORK DESERVED MANGINI (brownie), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 18:03 (ten years ago) link

On a conference call with Minnesota Vikings reporters, Ochocinco said he’ll try to find and blow the Vikings’ horn if he scores a touchdown in Sunday’s game.

“Man, I’m going to have some purple fun. I’m so excited for this week,” he said.

Later, Ochocinco was asked if he’s ever been threatened with a suspension by the league.

“Come on now. What are you going to suspend me for? Having fun? I’m not that bad,” he said. “‘Breaking news: Chad Ochocinco suspended for too many celebrations.’ How would that sound? I’m not hurting anybody. I’m very respectful with everybody I play against.”;_ylt=AoRMtFvWDwwH0hguQE64vw1DubYF?slug=ap-bengals-ochocincofine&prov=ap&type=lgns

you are wrong I'm bone thugs in harmon (omar little), Thursday, 10 December 2009 07:27 (ten years ago) link

dear baby jesus -- this is what I ant for xmas

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 10 December 2009 13:36 (ten years ago) link

ochocinco vs RAGNAR will be super awesome TV

eight woofers in the trunk sb'n down the block (M@tt He1ges0n), Thursday, 10 December 2009 19:59 (ten years ago) link

I hear there's a lot hate on the kid this morning on how I play the game -all websites and news stations that don't like it Child please

about 3 hours ago from MOTOBLUR

you are wrong I'm bone thugs in harmon (omar little), Thursday, 10 December 2009 20:19 (ten years ago) link

# - Coming soon-child please day care centers

about 7 hours ago from TwitPic

you are wrong I'm bone thugs in harmon (omar little), Thursday, 10 December 2009 20:19 (ten years ago) link

he may be legally changing his name again...this time to chad hachi go. that's right. japanese.

MikeJonze, Thursday, 10 December 2009 22:05 (ten years ago) link

I remember in training camp me and Chris trying to do this dance on you tube -Crazy Guy Dancing In Church-we laughed at this for months

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you are wrong I'm bone thugs in harmon (omar little), Friday, 18 December 2009 22:03 (ten years ago) link

Chad Ochocinco

I know I'm not crazy but in most leagues I got people 15 points<-- you can't tell me Slim wasn't with me yesterday.

pantalols (omar little), Monday, 21 December 2009 19:42 (ten years ago) link

this dude needs to stop making me tear up

horseshoe, Monday, 21 December 2009 19:44 (ten years ago) link

Ocho via facebook - If you've played with me online I would like to apoligize for all the headshots in COD,touchdowns on MADDEN and the dunks in 2k10-I'm great.

bnw, Tuesday, 22 December 2009 05:11 (ten years ago) link

Chad Ochocinco Can you imagine if I got an unlimited friends list , we can all be friends and I can beat everybody's ass<--that sounds awesome

Chad Ochocinco Do you think the folks at Microsoft will make me an unlimited friends list, everybody needs to experience my greatness at Call of Duty!

Chad Ochocinco I am on call of duty on X box now. Invite me ESTABAN 85

pantalols (omar little), Tuesday, 22 December 2009 23:38 (ten years ago) link

that explains the cape. i am gonna try to add him!

bnw, Tuesday, 22 December 2009 23:43 (ten years ago) link

Chad Ochocinco I forgot to tell y'all I was in the movie AVATAR. I was one of the blue characters in the movie, look close and you'll spot me.

bnw, Monday, 28 December 2009 23:51 (ten years ago) link

''Darrelle Revis couldn't cover me in a brown paper bag on a corner of a Manhattan street inside a phone booth,'' Ochocinco said after asking if everyone had their recorders on. ''It's impossible.''

lazy cold meat and chocolate seasonal mentality (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 21:04 (ten years ago) link


Fetchboy, Wednesday, 30 December 2009 21:28 (ten years ago) link

@Revis24 we have a clown ladies and gentlemen and his name is @OGOchoCinco. the admission is 50cents to enjoy his rabbit pulled out of a hat(boring).

real bears playing hockey (polyphonic), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 23:55 (ten years ago) link

@Revis24 good morning world. i just woke up from this crazy dream. @OGOchoCinco came to Revis Island and disappeared.

@OGOchoCinco - Revis Island

kicker conspiracy (s. suisham ha ha) (daria-g), Thursday, 31 December 2009 01:30 (ten years ago) link

when is there gonna be a team/qb/coach that plays along with chad instead of getting all super-serious

Queef Latina (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 31 December 2009 05:00 (ten years ago) link

Revis Island is really small.

real bears playing hockey (polyphonic), Thursday, 31 December 2009 08:01 (ten years ago) link

Chad Ochocinco

NY Post took my joke a lil serious. Regis calling me out. Only if I could get Obama to get at me then I'm set.

A™ machine (sic) (omar little), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 16:19 (ten years ago) link

Chad Ochocinco said his left knee is feeling fine. He tested it out Monday -- not on the football field, though. "I had sex yesterday,'' the Bengals receiver said. "With some of the moves I did -- I should be fine."

real bears playing hockey (polyphonic), Thursday, 7 January 2010 02:12 (ten years ago) link

this guy

dome plow (gbx), Thursday, 7 January 2010 02:15 (ten years ago) link

Scott Hatteberg, Ray Durham (good OBP for a 2B, but diminished defensive ability), Erubiel Durazo, ...

real bears playing hockey (polyphonic), Thursday, 7 January 2010 02:18 (ten years ago) link

Hmm no idea how that happened! Sorry!

real bears playing hockey (polyphonic), Thursday, 7 January 2010 02:19 (ten years ago) link

wait a second...what year is this?

A™ machine (sic) (omar little), Thursday, 7 January 2010 02:23 (ten years ago) link

Chad Ochocinco

Why is Tiger Woods in sex rehab scrolling at the bottom of ESPN-if this is news all men need 2 join him in there-WTF its just sex not murder

A™ machine (sic) (omar little), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 20:20 (ten years ago) link

truth bomb

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 20:29 (ten years ago) link

i just downloaded the ochocinco app for iphone, it is free

Tips From Ocho:
I am the 4th largest media market in the US- its NY, LOS ANGELES, CHICAGO, then OCHO CINCO

kicker conspiracy (n. kaeding ha ha) (daria-g), Wednesday, 20 January 2010 05:57 (ten years ago) link

Chad Ochocinco OCNN NEWS: If anyone finds or knows the where abouts on TONY ROMO please contact me at (305) 746-OCNN

max, Thursday, 28 January 2010 00:58 (ten years ago) link

hahaha -- apparently he's the sideline reporter for the nfl network's coverage of the pro bowl practices

waka shame (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 28 January 2010 02:04 (ten years ago) link

Chris Cooley is in South Florida this week, working as a special news correspondent for the Ochocinco News Network.

(Ochocinco) has enlisted the help of Cooley, Ray Rice and Darnell Dockett this week. The four players will Tweet, provide updates for the OCNN Facebook page and shoot video updates for the OCNN site -- All four will likely post Super Bowl-related entries to their personal blogs, as well.

OCNN has a spot reserved along Radio Row at the Super Bowl Media Center and will be out in force during Media Day on Tuesday, interviewing Super Bowl participants. All four players were at the Media Center on Monday afternoon, shooting promos for the fledging "news network."

kicker conspiracy (b. favre ha ha) (daria-g), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 05:42 (ten years ago) link

The NFL commissioner traditionally holds a question-and-answer session with reporters during the week. Ochocinco plans to be in the media contingent and hopes to get called.

What would he ask Goodell?

"I'm not sure right now," he said. "When that time comes, I'll be prepared for him. Trust me, I have a lot of questions for him."

('_') (omar little), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 14:44 (ten years ago) link

OGOchoCinco Getting ready for this shoot with GQ, this should be interesting,how many black men have graced the cover of GQ?
about 2 hours ago from Swift

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 10 February 2010 18:39 (ten years ago) link

read from bottom up:

Chad Ochocinco KATANA RESTAURANT in Hollywood has agreed to accomidate 45 people for dinner tomorrow night at 10 oclock,
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Chad Ochocinco Mr. Chows has really hurt my feelings, just when i thought i made it i get crushed by the most popular restaurant in Los Angeles!!!!
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Chad Ochocinco Damit people we need another venue that can handle all of us in short notice? hurrry up
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Chad Ochocinco OGOchoCinco: Mr. Chows just informed ud that they cant accomodate 45 people in such short notice, what do we do now folks?
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Chad Ochocinco Again reservations are for 9 oclock, first 45 people we gonna have a nice dinner, this isnt a joke wear running shoes please!!!
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Chad Ochocinco OCNN NEWS - First 45 people at Mr. Chows in BEVERLY HILLS, reservations r 9 pm tonight, please wear running shoes, we aint paying da bill
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Chad Ochocinco I can see them throwing me and my fans out of Mr. Chows tonight, cmon LA folk where the hell y'all at, let's stir it up n BEVERLY HILLS
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Chad Ochocinco My pumper nickle satin blue looking a$$ is still filming, folks in LA where y'all want to eat dinner at, reeboks treat? M&M or NELLY'S

max, Thursday, 18 February 2010 03:34 (ten years ago) link

i would jump at teh chance to go an ocho fap tbh

J0rdan S., Thursday, 18 February 2010 03:54 (ten years ago) link

Chad Ochocinco I want to create "girl you trippin" and "boy you trippin" t-shirts - i need ideas for the sayings for each gender, any ideas people?

Chad Ochocinco mens example - front of t-shirt says YOU WANT JOINT BANK ACCOUNTS back of t-shirt says GIRL YOU TRIPPIN

Chad Ochocinco womens example-front of t-shirt YOU WANT ME TO SPEND THE NIGHT BUT YOU STAY WITH YO MOMA back of t-shirt BOY YOU TRPPIN

Chad Ochocinco You want me to co-sign for a car GIRL YOU TRIPPIN

('_') (omar little), Monday, 22 February 2010 17:50 (ten years ago) link

i think i would buy

/b/ OK (J0rdan S.), Monday, 22 February 2010 18:12 (ten years ago) link

OCNN Great people who follow me on twitter, don't believe rumors unless OCNN reports, OCNN NEWS- where the news is given n child please fashion

daria-g, Monday, 1 March 2010 21:04 (ten years ago) link

forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 06:23 (ten years ago) link

oh damn

we call him black Nev coz he's black & his names Neville (HI DERE), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:08 (ten years ago) link

a lil too defensive

iatee, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:08 (ten years ago) link

@OGOchoCinco Can someone in MEXICO get me in touch or direct me to CARLOS SLIMM or somebody that knows him, thank you, OCHO CINCO INC.

Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Friday, 12 March 2010 03:03 (ten years ago) link


he's on kimmel tonight i'm pretty sure

hitler runoff (J0rdan S.), Friday, 12 March 2010 03:04 (ten years ago) link

Ocho Cinco must inspire the greatest volume of terrible articles written about anyone - I mean holy shit is this bad:

You've heard of hanging chads? This was a Chad that wouldn't stop hanging.

You've heard of hanging chads? This was a Chad that wouldn't stop hanging.

You've heard of hanging chads? This was a Chad that wouldn't stop hanging.

frogbs, Friday, 12 August 2011 18:25 (eight years ago) link

well, that is from rick reilly

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 18:29 (eight years ago) link

yeah, but you couldn't even write a parody of Reilly that was as bad as this.

frogbs, Friday, 12 August 2011 19:18 (eight years ago) link

Let's not post Rick Reilly columns in ILNFL, thank you

polyphonic, Friday, 12 August 2011 19:24 (eight years ago) link

Look, you never know when he's going to have something big on his mind. I wonder what his take on Tim Tebow is? Will he mix fact, opinion, and a *dash* of humor?

frogbs, Friday, 12 August 2011 19:26 (eight years ago) link

Let's not post Rick Reilly columns in ILNFL, thank you

― polyphonic, Friday, August 12, 2011 3:24 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

speaking of -- do we have any ilnfl mods? will omar be back for the season? i assume schef will pop back up, but that only leaves us w/ one mod

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 19:31 (eight years ago) link

i'm about.

I'm a nerd and nerdy things happened (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 13 August 2011 12:57 (eight years ago) link

ah, true

J0rdan S., Saturday, 13 August 2011 20:56 (eight years ago) link

five months pass...

@ochocinco Chad Ochocinco

@SpeakerBoehner Just read some of your tweets and you seem pretty angry kind sir. I can see you on tv but you're not smiling. Hope you're ok

9:40pm - 24 Jan 12

mookieproof, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 05:54 (eight years ago) link


@SpeakerBoehner Hello Mr. Boehner, hoping you are in better spirits today. If all else seems bad in life just remember I love you kind sir.


@ochocinco: Thanks & good luck in the @SuperBowl; we'll see you in the playoffs next year. Go #Bengals #WhoDey

seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Friday, 27 January 2012 01:52 (eight years ago) link


omar little, Friday, 27 January 2012 02:23 (eight years ago) link

85 Ideas

this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 January 2012 03:43 (eight years ago) link

@ochocinco: Thanks & good luck in the @SuperBowl


You're a notch, I'm a legend (Bill Magill), Friday, 27 January 2012 19:40 (eight years ago) link

six months pass...

Johnson and Lozada were heavily featured on the season premiere of "Hard Knocks," the HBO reality show that chronicles an NFL team through training camp. Johnson was reprimanded by coach Joe Philbin for the language he used in interviews. As he walked out of the Dolphins' training facility, Johnson told team officials, "I'm going to get arrested this weekend."

johnny crunch, Sunday, 12 August 2012 02:43 (seven years ago) link


I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 12 August 2012 04:16 (seven years ago) link

she was also prominently featured in that episode

I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 12 August 2012 04:17 (seven years ago) link

this shit is fucking depressing

i love chad, but fuck

tauheed & cambria (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 12 August 2012 08:31 (seven years ago) link

i kinda hope this was just a twitch accident that got out of control but who knows

I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 12 August 2012 14:34 (seven years ago) link

lol, dolphins just released him

WheatusVEVO (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 13 August 2012 00:38 (seven years ago) link


mookieproof, Monday, 13 August 2012 00:41 (seven years ago) link

sucks for him that al davis isn't still alive

frogbs, Monday, 13 August 2012 13:55 (seven years ago) link

You can get him and Travis Henry for cheap. They might be favorites for the 2007 Super Bowl.

One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Monday, 13 August 2012 14:23 (seven years ago) link

nine months pass...

This has GOT to be a new low

Johnson, known as Chad Ochocinco for his jersey number in Spanish during his playing days, had reached a deal with prosecutors calling for community service and counseling instead of jail. Broward County Circuit Judge Kathleen McHugh said she would tack on an additional three months' probation because Johnson had failed to meet with his probation officer during three previous months.
It was all set until Johnson, when asked by McHugh if he was satisfied with his lawyer Adam Swickle, gave the attorney a light swat on the rear -- as football players routinely do to each other on the field. The courtroom erupted in laughter and at that McHugh said she wouldn't accept the deal.

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 June 2013 22:06 (six years ago) link

cmon mayne

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 10 June 2013 22:57 (six years ago) link

four years pass...
one year passes...

FBI arrested my neighbor Roger before my morning jog, I’ve only seen shit like that in movies, crazy to start to my Friday

— Chad Johnson (@ochocinco) January 25, 2019

mookieproof, Friday, 25 January 2019 15:22 (one year ago) link


Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 25 January 2019 16:54 (one year ago) link


reggae mike love (polyphonic), Friday, 25 January 2019 18:45 (one year ago) link

Neighborhoods of the rich and wealthy are interesting in this way sometimes. If I remember correct, Eli and Peyton Manning grew up next to Ann Rice down in New Orleans.

earlnash, Saturday, 26 January 2019 20:04 (one year ago) link

three weeks pass...


— Chad Johnson (@ochocinco) February 20, 2019

omar little, Wednesday, 20 February 2019 07:57 (one year ago) link

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