Who is the biggest Captain-Save-A-Cyber-Ho on ILX?

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most unfun, gear

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:10 (eighteen years ago) link

ah so the first big story will be a five pager on the return of the Pumpkins

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:11 (eighteen years ago) link

jess, i like you, i've always thought your anger was funny, but seriously, this is the most human and nice i've ever seen you

― JAXON (jaxon), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:11 (eighteen years ago) link

are you ok?

― JAXON (jaxon), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:12 (eighteen years ago) link

congrats jess! thats rad.

ned could be the listings editor.

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:12 (eighteen years ago) link

or is this what not hating your job can do for a person?

― JAXON (jaxon), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:12 (eighteen years ago) link

SOMEONE GIVE JOREL A JOB!

― JAXON (jaxon), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:12 (eighteen years ago) link

― vahid (vahid), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:14 (eighteen years ago) link

haha i am still a pretty bitter guy!

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:16 (eighteen years ago) link

I AM JUST TRYING TO EXTEND THE OLIVE BRANCH

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:17 (eighteen years ago) link

i would be much nicer if i had gainful, meaningful employment, yes. or at least i think so. it's been so long since i had a job like that it's hard to remember what it would be like, to like a job.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:20 (eighteen years ago) link

stence i thought you were working for mlb?

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:23 (eighteen years ago) link

Jess: you working for City Paper?

― The Original Jimmy Mod: Waiting for the return of the Lohan's titties (The Famo, Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:37 (eighteen years ago) link

yes

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:39 (eighteen years ago) link

i think i mentioned this before but seriously try to get them to bring back that comic strip week in review page they used to have. also you should get jamal lewis to review the young jeezy album.

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:41 (eighteen years ago) link

they have a lot of comics! i think they take comics very seriously there

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:42 (eighteen years ago) link

i got fired in june, and it was temp anyway.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:58 (eighteen years ago) link

hi jess!

― The last honest gentleman (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 03:01 (eighteen years ago) link

no no no - this!

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 03:02 (eighteen years ago) link

I know Ade ISN'T Ethan, but are they brothers or something?

― The last honest gentleman (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 03:04 (eighteen years ago) link

haha OMG

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 03:12 (eighteen years ago) link

LUANN: Gunther lays some bling-bling on Bernice. "But I don't have anything to give you," she says as she starts opening the box Wednesday. "You do," Gunther replies, "you just don't know it yet." Big pimpin' Gunther!

orffle

― amon (eman), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 03:15 (eighteen years ago) link

blount i am making it my life's mission to get this reinstated

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 03:19 (eighteen years ago) link

Wednesday, Marmaduke scares off a parcel-delivery man.

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 03:19 (eighteen years ago) link

like 80% of my mark trail appreciation is due to that column

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 03:21 (eighteen years ago) link

did you ever read that article ian mackaye wrote on mark trail?

― amon (eman), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 03:23 (eighteen years ago) link

MARMADUKE: Saturday, Marmaduke cowers in the bed because he fears the wind.

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 03:25 (eighteen years ago) link

HAHA!

EVERYBODY JUST PAUSE!

CAPTAIN-SAVE-A-HO IS A QUOTE FROM THE LATEST REALWORLD!!!

adrian, i kiss you

― JAXON (jaxon), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 03:27 (eighteen years ago) link

i just crave-a-ho, y'know?

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 03:27 (eighteen years ago) link

(xp) old shit

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 03:28 (eighteen years ago) link

OKAY WHO IS GOING TO GET JOREL A JOB AND BE A CAPTAIN-SAVE-A-BRO ?!?!??

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 03:32 (eighteen years ago) link

probably my britishes ho.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 03:33 (eighteen years ago) link

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― amon (eman), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 03:40 (eighteen years ago) link

that's "working lady"

― The last honest gentleman (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 03:40 (eighteen years ago) link

Take the Chickenhead Test

― amon (eman), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 03:41 (eighteen years ago) link

who is captain save-a-bro, then?

― ian quiche-lorraine (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 03:53 (eighteen years ago) link

cutty, obviously.

― The last honest gentleman (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 03:54 (eighteen years ago) link

Who is the biggest Captain-Stomp-A-Ho?

― internet comedy novice (Matt Chesnut), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 03:56 (eighteen years ago) link

Sgt. Clock-A-Ho

― amon (eman), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 03:58 (eighteen years ago) link

captain shave-a-ho

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 04:00 (eighteen years ago) link

captain sail-a-boat

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 04:02 (eighteen years ago) link

Jeezup Hosedown

― amon (eman), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 04:03 (eighteen years ago) link

captain haley joel

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 04:08 (eighteen years ago) link

cap-in-ass-of-billy-joel

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 04:20 (eighteen years ago) link

Jes: If you ever meet a photographer named Michelle Gienow tell her I'm her biggest fan!

― The Original Jimmy Mod: Waiting for the return of the Lohan's titties (The Famo, Wednesday, 31 August 2005 04:39 (eighteen years ago) link

jess when CAN we start bugging you?

(also, as to thread title something in my head screams "ronan" but i have no idea why)

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 05:47 (eighteen years ago) link

jimmy mod, you studying photography? you have stuff online? i remember that really nicely lit shot of yrself and wondered what your other stuff looked like

― JAXON (jaxon), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 05:54 (eighteen years ago) link

i did freelance for CP (not a writer, don't worry) and had a negative experience with the person i dealt with. kick em in the nuts hard if you get the chance.

but congrats. Lee G. seems like a cool guy.

― amon (eman), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 11:33 (eighteen years ago) link

jimmy mod, you studying photography? you have stuff online? i remember that really nicely lit shot of yrself and wondered what your other stuff looked like

-- JAXON (jaso...), August 31st, 2005.

I do a lot of stuff; I work in TV, mostly, and my photo work these days consists of me exploiting my access to various situations (inc. backstage @ Fashion Week in NYC and Ribbie Kinevl's reality show and the Toronto Film Festival next week). I also fuck around with this and that and I am handy with all the requisite tools (I electrocuted myself the first time I plugged in a set of strobes, so maybe that's my problem). I've done some assisting and like it enough, but prefer documentary...

These are probably too big for ILX, but you get the idea...

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y155/rgin/DSC_0229.jpg
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y155/rgin/geometry.jpg
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y155/rgin/legs.jpg
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y155/rgin/MPLS0352.jpg

― The Original Jimmy Mod: Waiting for the return of the Lohan's titties (The Famo, Wednesday, 31 August 2005 15:34 (eighteen years ago) link

nice pix. what do you do on tv? where are you? the little wings on robbie are great.

― JAXON (jaxon), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 16:49 (eighteen years ago) link

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