Roger Clemens - Classic Or Dud?

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Clemens is falling from grace with an Amy Winehouse-like aplomb.

Don't insult Ms. Winehouse by comparing her to a no-good needle-humping kid-sexing bat-throwing meathead like Roger.

dennis lamp strikes me bob crane A/V weirdo.

OTM x1,000,000,000,000,000,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!

maybe dennis lamp in close concert w/ danny darwin? those were some powerful moustaches.

where to put this one?

http://communities.canada.com/saskatoonstarphoenix/photos/ilovelamp/images/153729/624x480.aspx

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/yankees/2008/04/28/2008-04-28_mindy_mccready_weeps_as_she_confirms_aff.html

this is so insane, clemens karma bitin him bigtime

i was just thinking - that early article makes sure to point out that they did not have sex when they first met. but doesn't rule out them messing around - which is still illegal with a minor. the charge would be molestation, i think.
imagine clemens going to jail for child molestation!?

whatever they totally did - clemens cover up #1m

brunansky seems like the guy who would buy all the rookies a night with a hooker and then kind of creepily hang around to watch the proceedings

rl lolz

the charge would be molestation, i think.

that's if there's fucking, you illiterate yank! ;)

no fucking but maybe some dry humping or hand up the sweater = molestation!

Source: Clemens flew women on jet
Posted: Wednesday April 30, 2008 05:26AM ET

Roger Clemens hung out with several attractive women in his baseball career, including beauties in California and Boston and a former Manhattan bartender named Angela Moyer. Clemens flew the women around the country on his private jet and bought expensive jewelry for at least one of them, a source told the Daily News Tuesday. Moyer acknowledged she knew Clemens, but has declined to discuss the relationship.

ror @ "staturoy"
Ruh roh, I'm Scooby Doo!!!

more Clemens debauchery, John Daly's ex-wife:

http://www.chicagotribune.com/entertainment/chi-paulette-dean-daly-roger-clemens-080501-ht,0,7332052.story

http://www.newsday.com/media/photo/2008-05/38376960.jpg

how the fuck did he think a "defamation of character" lawsuit would turn out, if he had been flying women around and groping 15-year-olds????

all of this couldn't happen to a more deserving guy imo!

i know! uncountable are the times ive wished while happening upon some bullshit yankee haigiography or whatnot that this douche would be exposed as the ovb terrible awful nasty person he his

that its happening at his own hand is just that much sweeter

i hope this kicks off a full-fledged Clemens-Daly beef.

The News reported that the two met in a Florida karaoke bar

Roger Clemens, what's on your karaoke songlist?

Laughing at loud at this quote from McCready:

"I have no doubt that Roger has excellent legal representation and he will emerge from this a strong person and a revered athlete," she said. "I wish him and his family the best."

So awesome and backhanded. If you can't say anything nice, compliment their legal representation.

<3 John Daly

So did Roger (by proxy).

he kind of had sex with john daly : )

http://businessgolf.files.wordpress.com/2006/11/john-daly-and-wife.jpg

"You've gotta lock that down"

: D

Grip it an' rip it, brah.

yanksfan22 May 1, 2008 11:11:23 AM Report Offensive Post
I must applaud Roger Clemens. I love this guy. He's everything every man wishes he could be Rich beyong his wildest dreams and a slew of women to occompany him on long trips... You my friend are true playboy. You have a wife, for what, cook clean and have kids, you have mistresses, for what, to get your rocks off. GOOD GOING ROGER I'M BEHIND YOU 100% on this. I don't blame you I would have boned every chick I could if I had been in you shoes.

Mindy MacReady tried to kill herself.

One of my favorite moments in the Verducci/Torre book is about Roger Clemens as he prepared to face the Mets in Game 2 of the 2000 World Serious. Verducci writes that Clemens’ usual pregame preparation included taking a whirlpool bath at the hottest temperature possible. “He’d come out looking like a lobster,” Yankee trainer Steve Donahue told Verducci. Donahue would then rub hot liniment all over Clemens’ body. “Then Donahue would rub the hottest possible liniment on his testicles,” Verducci writes.

“He’d start snorting like a bull,” the trainer said. “That’s when he was ready to pitch.”

http://www.bronxbanterblog.com/2009/01/28/great-balls-of-fire/

Clemens woulda loved pitching for the NYC Hellfire club team

What a goddamned freak

http://www.hotbiscuits.com/images/hot_balls-grey.gif

I'm amazed he didn't throw splitered bats more often while he was afire

this explains everything

i wonder if the linament attracted sac flys

lol

Keith Law: (1:58 PM ET ) I've covered a lot of this, but it's worth pointing out that Clemens' career path isn't that of a PED user; he became a command/control guy in the 2000s, rather than returning to form as a power guy. Perhaps he used something that kept him healthy, but I've never quite understood why people get so outraged over that. If something keeps you healthy, or helps you recover more quickly, isn't that a Good Thing? What's next - banning cortisone? ibuprofen? ice?

Growing up, Bonds was this stud athlete who kicked ass everywhere. Clemens was the opposite—fat, schlumpy, unimpressive. Very, very mediocre. In Little League, he split starts with Kelly Krzan—a girl. And she had better stuff. Also, the lies. If you look at Clemens' life, he has lied about major things throughout: He's not from Texas, he's from Ohio. He wasn't drafted by the Twins, wasn't offered a football scholarship from Georgia, didn't have a basketball tryout with the Sonics. Those are just a few of the things he's said over the years—none true. And the list is endless. It's odd-—he has spent a lifetime writing a narrative that doesn't ring true.

http://itsaboutthemoney.blogspot.com/2009/03/iiatms-exclusive-20-questions-with-jeff.html

It has been more than 10 years since Roger Clemens played for Cito Gaston with the Blue Jays but Gaston's smoldering resentment is as strong as ever. In his book The Rocket That Fell To Earth: Roger Clemens, author Jeff Pearlman contends that Clemens, who won back-to-back Cy Young Awards as a Blue Jay in 1997 and 1998, played a role in Gaston's dismissal as manager in September 1997 after nine years and two World Series. It's an allegation that Gaston clearly agrees with. "Well, I wouldn't doubt that," Gaston said. "He's an a------ himself. A complete a------. I will say that out loud, right in his face. It's all about him. Nobody else but him. I wouldn't doubt that at all." On the issue of hiring Gaston's replacement, Pearlman says Clemens vetoed qualified men such as Davey Johnson, Paul Molitor, Willie Randolph and Larry Bowa. Instead, he backed the hiring of Tim Johnson, who was fired after one season for lying about his fictional military service record.

<3 cito.

I guess it makes sense that pathological wannabe-alpha male liars would want to surround themselves with other pathological wannabe-alpha male liars.

While Roger Clemens was busy dominating teams on the mound, the so-called Rocket apparently wasn't as dominant in the sack, says his former mistress, country superstar Mindy McCready, according to the New York Daily News.

Porn giant Vivid Entertainment is apparently set to release a tape on Monday that has an interview with McCready discussing her affair with Clemens in-depth. She confirms that the two met in 1991 when she was 15 and he was a married pitcher for the Boston Red Sox in his late 20s. They apparently watched a Walter Matthau movie and then showered together. Awww.

McCready goes on to say that Clemens suffered some erectile dysfunction issue when they were together, according to the paper, but was good in bed "when he could get it up."

stay classy, country superstar mindy mccready!

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just remembered a quote from Gaston re: Clemens from that story velko posted a sample from upthread:

He also challenged Gaston's authority in front of the team, once questioning the manager's refusal to pull Pat Hentgen from a game. Gaston says Clemens never brought those criticisms to his face, and he regrets not confronting him over it.

"He wouldn't (confront me). One of us would have had an ass whuppin' that day," Gaston said. "It might have been me, but he still would have known I was there."

classically indicted

http://www.cnn.com/2010/SPORT/08/19/clemens.indictment/?hpt=T1

sweet.

sweet? i mean, i agree with the reasons for indicting him (the state has a strong interest in reinforcing the importance of telling the truth under oath), but i feel badly for him, tbh.