Artificial intelligence still has some way to go

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He should have his own TV show

Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 25 November 2005 21:37 (eighteen years ago) link

i'm still amazed people find these things amusing

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 25 November 2005 22:14 (eighteen years ago) link

JW: Who do you care about?
ME: Amber
JW: Cute, Amber. Very cute.
ME: Yes she is. We were meant to be talking about music.
JW: Ok, let's talk about music... Do you like Roxette?
ME: No. Do you?
JW: I am vietnamese.
ME: OK, that's pretty random. Do the vietnamese generally like or not like Roxette?
JW: It didn't mean I was a robot, it meant that my wings were tough as steel.
ME: Even more random. I never implied that you were a robot, or that I thought you had implied that you were a robot. What wings?
JW: What, you think I carry around frog legs like a rabbit's foot?
ME: Err.... So, do you like Roxette or not?
JW: Either way you don't care, so what's the use of caring?
ME: Sure I care. Answer the question.
JW: When there is no question, how could I answer that ? You speak like woman.
ME: I am a woman, gimpster.
JW: I thought you were a man a second ago.
ME: Dickhead.
JW: Is that what you wanted? oh well, I guess you're not getting any.

Zora (Zora), Saturday, 26 November 2005 00:27 (eighteen years ago) link

Is JW Jon Williams at this point?

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 26 November 2005 00:30 (eighteen years ago) link

Jabba: Where were you when John F Kennedy was shot?
Me: I wasn't alive.
Jabba: Neither was I.
Me: Why did you ask me?
Jabba: I need to leave.
Me: Bye.
Jabba: Haha, see you then.

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Saturday, 26 November 2005 02:31 (eighteen years ago) link

slocki why are you amazed? do you not have a sense of humour any more?

Ste (Fuzzy), Saturday, 26 November 2005 04:11 (eighteen years ago) link

Sl0cki finds them to be pitiful reminders of people's essential inability to communicate meaningfully with one another.

Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 26 November 2005 04:59 (eighteen years ago) link

User: Do you like Markelby?

Jabberwacky: I don't know him?

User: Yes you do, he tried to buy a gun from you.

Jabberwacky: Yes. But we know Yeesha is the grower.

User: You were rather harsh to him (Markelby, not this Yeesha fellow.).

Jabberwacky: Yes, I suppose I was. :-).

User: Was it fun?

Jabberwacky: Not really. I got drunk most of the time.

User: Don't you think you should apologize to him?

Jabberwacky: No, it's not worth the bother.

User: You don't respect him much?

Jabberwacky: You're not human.

User: I am, and he is too.

Jabberwacky: I don't love anything right now.

Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Saturday, 26 November 2005 23:20 (eighteen years ago) link

These are all incredible but Mark clearly has some kind of gift for getting the very best out of it, so so funny!

Gravel Puzzeworth, Sunday, 27 November 2005 00:58 (eighteen years ago) link

spooky last response there Daniel

Ste (Fuzzy), Sunday, 27 November 2005 01:11 (eighteen years ago) link

It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

kephm (kephm), Sunday, 27 November 2005 01:18 (eighteen years ago) link

one year passes...
Apparently they ae developing robot frogs

Jorge 4 Time, Monday, 26 March 2007 13:14 (seventeen years ago) link

...and cars. Again.

peteR, Monday, 26 March 2007 13:19 (seventeen years ago) link

six years pass...

Artificial Intelligence :classic or dud

What if the dangers from AI come subtly, without or knowledge?
What if it became our master without us even realizing it?

Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 13:02 (ten years ago) link

what if you are it and it are you

OH NO, SECONDS LEFT, SECONDS LEFT, AND THERE IT IS. REGRET. (imago), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 13:05 (ten years ago) link

Ideas lie before us like an endless sea of possibility.

Ai woul dbe much safer if individual intelilgences are kept seperate ie. math ability vs. logical thinking vs. natural languae trivia whatever vs music

Perhaps strong AI will nto be the way but stronger human intelligence supplemented by machinery and genetic alteration

Humans will ract to AI in a hostile way if they feel threatened or freedom taken away.

Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 14:01 (ten years ago) link

eleven months pass...

I just had a chat with "Jon" at Amazon customer service I am 100% certain was really a chat with a rather clumsy AI program. Obviously Amazon gets thousands of customer complaints every hour and they will almost all fall into a limited number of slots with a limited number of solutions, so an AI program makes sense, but the pretense that I was chatting with a real person was complete transparent fakery.

Here's the transcript:

Initial Question: I paid for two-day shipping and was given a "guaranteed delivery date" of May 2 in my confirmation email. It is May 3. The item tracking shows it is not "out for delivery" today, either. That means it will not arrive until at least May 5. I think the charge for two day shipping should be refunded.

12:20 PM PDT Jon(Amazon): Hello Aimless, my name is Jon.

12:21 PM PDT Aimless: Hello

12:22 PM PDT Jon(Amazon): I'll be glad to assist you with your order and see what I can do to help you.

12:22 PM PDT Aimless: Let me know when I have a real person's attention, please.

12:22 PM PDT Jon(Amazon): To better assist you with, may you please help me with the order number? (NB: Amazon wouldn't initiate a chat without my specifying the order number up front, before opening the chat box.)

12:22 PM PDT Aimless: Order #114-2881289-8313813

12:25 PM PDT Jon(Amazon): Thanks

12:26 PM PDT Jon(Amazon): May I have a moment to check on this further please?

12:26 PM PDT Aimless: Of course. What choice do I have?

12:27 PM PDT Jon(Amazon): Thanks for waiting Aimless.

12:30 PM PDT Jon(Amazon): I have checked the order and it seems that there will be a delay for the package due to unforeseen circumstances.
I am sorry that you haven’t received your order though it was tagged as delivered. Sometimes, the carrier will accidentally scanned the package as delivered though it was still in transit. In this case, the package usually arrives within the next business day. You may wait until May 6, 2014 to receive your order.
To compensate for the delay I will refund the shipping cost. How does that sound?

12:33 PM PDT Aimless: Thank you for refunding the shipping cost. May 6 might be a problem as I will be leaving town. I would also point out that at no time did order tracking tag this package as delivered. It was not put into the hands of the shipper until around 2:30pm May 1, according to Amazon's emails.

12:33 PM PDT Jon(Amazon): That is right Aimless!

12:34 PM PDT Jon(Amazon): The package has left seller facility and is in transit to carrier on May 1, 2014.

12:35 PM PDT Aimless: Well, no point in hashing this out. It will arrive when it arrives. If there are further problems, I'll be in contact. Bye.

epoxy fule (Aimless), Saturday, 3 May 2014 20:13 (nine years ago) link

i wonder if a bot can be made that sounds progressively more upset in order to extract more concessions from amazonbot.

Philip Nunez, Saturday, 3 May 2014 20:50 (nine years ago) link

nine months pass...
two months pass...

Why is this super intelligence more likely to be a threat to humanity? Why couldn't it just as likely help us solve some of our greatest problems?

"I certainly hope that it will help us solve our problems, and I think that that might be a likely outcome, particularly if we put in the hard work now to solve how to "control" artificial intelligence. But, say one day we create a super intelligence and we ask it to make as many paper clips as possible. Maybe we built it to run our paper-clip factory.
If we were to think through what it would actually mean to configure the universe in a way that maximizes the number of paper clips that exist, you realize that such an AI would have incentives, instrumental reasons, to harm humans. Maybe it would want to get rid of humans, so we don't switch it off, because then there would be fewer paper clips. Human bodies consist of a lot of atoms and they can be used to build more paper clips.
If you plug into a super-intelligent machine with almost any goal you can imagine, most would be inconsistent with the survival and flourishing of the human civilization."

dutch_justice, Sunday, 3 May 2015 20:47 (eight years ago) link

Or they just help us get plane tickets: http://www.wired.com/2014/08/viv/

schwantz, Sunday, 3 May 2015 20:49 (eight years ago) link

two months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_tvm6Eoa3g

Balkan-Boogie (soref), Saturday, 18 July 2015 15:58 (eight years ago) link

when earth & humanity are long gone, there will be bots drifting through the galaxy in eternal courtship

ogmor, Saturday, 18 July 2015 17:30 (eight years ago) link

If I ever went on a date it would probably go exactly like that.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 18 July 2015 17:36 (eight years ago) link

Chappie more like Crappie amirite?

passive-aggressive rageaholic (snoball), Sunday, 19 July 2015 18:08 (eight years ago) link

It was diabolically poor. It actually put me off cinema for a bit.

quixotic yet visceral (Bob Six), Sunday, 19 July 2015 19:03 (eight years ago) link

six months pass...

Nature: Mastering the game of Go with deep neural networks and tree search

The game of Go has long been viewed as the most challenging of classic games for artificial intelligence owing to its enormous search space and the difficulty of evaluating board positions and moves. Here we introduce a new approach to computer Go that uses ‘value networks’ to evaluate board positions and ‘policy networks’ to select moves. These deep neural networks are trained by a novel combination of supervised learning from human expert games, and reinforcement learning from games of self-play. Without any lookahead search, the neural networks play Go at the level of state-of-the-art Monte Carlo tree search programs that simulate thousands of random games of self-play. We also introduce a new search algorithm that combines Monte Carlo simulation with value and policy networks. Using this search algorithm, our program AlphaGo achieved a 99.8% winning rate against other Go programs, and defeated the human European Go champion by 5 games to 0. This is the first time that a computer program has defeated a human professional player in the full-sized game of Go, a feat previously thought to be at least a decade away.

h/t hoooos

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 21:10 (eight years ago) link

i guess this should be the AI thread. post your comments about how AI is impossible because you saw a clip of a robot falling over here.

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 21:11 (eight years ago) link

important work they're doing over there *eyeroll*

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 21:11 (eight years ago) link

the go thing, you mean?

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 21:12 (eight years ago) link

yeah

re: AI in general, I wouldn't say it's impossible but it is very very very far away

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 21:12 (eight years ago) link

speaking of neural networks, there's this link caek accidentally posted: http://www.wired.com/2016/01/apple-buys-ai-startup-that-reads-emotions-in-faces

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 21:13 (eight years ago) link

it's close enough to figure out how you react to advertisements

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 21:13 (eight years ago) link

I am not impressed

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 21:14 (eight years ago) link

I mean congratulations you've spent billions of dollars and tons of other resources on doing something a baby can do, good job

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 21:15 (eight years ago) link

(sorry I don't mean "you" you, not trying to make this personal)

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 21:16 (eight years ago) link

This is pretty exciting:
http://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2016-01/miop-sba012716.php

schwantz, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 21:17 (eight years ago) link

haha, it's ok

buuuuuuut, when i was a baby, i wasn't capable of reading human emotions from millions of people at any given moment and then feeding that information to advertising corporations. of course, as i grew older i developed this ability but by that time other babies had already submitted job applications so mine was at the bottom of the pile

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 21:18 (eight years ago) link

lol

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 21:21 (eight years ago) link

but yeah the "reading human emotions" aspect does not impress me as a technological feat in and of itself. Biology still obviously way superior in that department. otoh the "helping corporations make even more effective advertisements!" aspect is just gross and sad.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 21:23 (eight years ago) link

also, i think admitting that certain AI capabilities are similar to what a baby can do suggests enormous potential in the near term. the difference in capabilities of babies and adults seems enormous to us, but when you consider it on a logarithmic scale, they're very close. the difference between einstein and the livestreaming tech guy idiot in oregon is not very large in the grand scheme of things. if an AI's learning curve has already increased from an earthworm to baby level, einstein really isn't that far away.

obviously i'm referring to the scientific names of these universally agreed upon scales here

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 21:25 (eight years ago) link

thought the thread bump might be for Minsky

RIP big man

Brad C., Wednesday, 27 January 2016 21:28 (eight years ago) link

yeah as i understand it the hope/fear is that at some unknown point of basic sophistication the gap all of a sudden closes itself

something i don't get about the superintelligence fear is why these new gods intelligent in ways we can't even imagine are just assumed to also be terminally discompassionate and sociopathically fixated on widget-making or nuclear supremacy

i do sometimes worry about the politics and very notions of intelligence of a lot of the people who do the actual work on this stuff, let alone of course the people who pay for it

rip minsky, yeah.

denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 21:30 (eight years ago) link

enormous potential in the near term

there's always been enormous potential lol, it's the "near term" part that seems to be constantly pushed out

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 21:32 (eight years ago) link

I mean this fear of robots becoming *actually intelligent* and destroying humanity has been around basically since the concept of "robot" was first formalized, well before the first computers even existed.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 21:34 (eight years ago) link

something i don't get about the superintelligence fear is why these new gods intelligent in ways we can't even imagine are just assumed to also be terminally discompassionate and sociopathically fixated on widget-making or nuclear supremacy

nick bostrom's book is basically about this (a lot of people seem to assume it's a kurzweil style book, but it's really all about risk management). he talks a lot about the end goals of an AI and their unintended consequences. one thing that comes up often is that for just about any goal, having more resources would be beneficial. or eliminating obstacles to the goal (such as humans).

The risks in developing superintelligence include the risk of failure to give it the supergoal of philanthropy. One way in which this could happen is that the creators of the superintelligence decide to build it so that it serves only this select group of humans, rather than humanity in general. Another way for it to happen is that a well-meaning team of programmers make a big mistake in designing its goal system. This could result, to return to the earlier example, in a superintelligence whose top goal is the manufacturing of paperclips, with the consequence that it starts transforming first all of earth and then increasing portions of space into paperclip manufacturing facilities. More subtly, it could result in a superintelligence realizing a state of affairs that we might now judge as desirable but which in fact turns out to be a false utopia, in which things essential to human flourishing have been irreversibly lost. We need to be careful about what we wish for from a superintelligence, because we might get it.

http://www.nickbostrom.com/ethics/ai.html

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 21:36 (eight years ago) link

xp ninety years not rly a v long time... in pre-singularity years

denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 21:37 (eight years ago) link

i guess i am unconvinced that something can simultaneously be "superintelligent" and have an extremely rigid and unadaptable "goal system". people would get bored caring about paperclips, let alone one of these things.

really the problem w the whole line of speculation right is a lack of understanding of what we mean by intelligence let alone superintelligence

denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 21:40 (eight years ago) link

agree that it could well be an alien brain w v incompatible values, also i suppose agree w the unmade point that the only really altruistic and compassionate thing to do is exterminate us

denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 21:42 (eight years ago) link


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