Who Wants to Marry A Totally Broke Dude?

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― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Friday, 9 May 2003 14:37 (twenty years ago) link

they take so damn long, though. And you have to be all careful to get the temperature right.
But, you can't drink coffee and smoke in the shower.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 9 May 2003 14:37 (twenty years ago) link

What's an Esplanade? Is that anything like that new SUV, the Escarole?

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Friday, 9 May 2003 14:40 (twenty years ago) link

isn't the Esplanade the Cadillac SUV?

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 9 May 2003 14:42 (twenty years ago) link

That's an EsCalade, no?

I only know that from watching Cribs, btw!

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Friday, 9 May 2003 14:46 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.limobuses.com/vehicles/escalade.gif

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Friday, 9 May 2003 14:48 (twenty years ago) link

yes. you are sooo right. I thought Esplanade was it, because doesn't that mean a walkway? And isn't that ironic?

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 9 May 2003 15:04 (twenty years ago) link

es·pla·nade ( P ) Pronunciation Key (spl-näd, -nd)
n.

A flat open stretch of pavement or grass, especially one designed as a promenade along a shore.

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Friday, 9 May 2003 15:06 (twenty years ago) link

thank you

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 9 May 2003 15:09 (twenty years ago) link

yeah we gots an esplanade is Boston.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 9 May 2003 15:10 (twenty years ago) link

and you walk on it.
which is why it would be funny if an anti-pedestrian machine was named that.

it would be like naming a pick-up truck the Crosswalk.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 9 May 2003 15:11 (twenty years ago) link

So, had any luck, Horace?

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Monday, 12 May 2003 16:12 (twenty years ago) link

can't talk, on honeymoon

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 12 May 2003 16:59 (twenty years ago) link

You went without me?

― Jodi (Celerina), Monday, 12 May 2003 17:26 (twenty years ago) link

uh...
Oh my God! Who is this woman in bed with me? I was sure it was you! At least she reminded me of you. In that she's a women. Oh crap.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 12 May 2003 17:27 (twenty years ago) link

How do you plan to sweet talk your way out of this one, lover boy?

― Jodi (Celerina), Monday, 12 May 2003 17:39 (twenty years ago) link

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― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 12 May 2003 17:43 (twenty years ago) link

Awwww, how can you resist?

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Monday, 12 May 2003 17:50 (twenty years ago) link

Aw, smoochypants, all is forgiven. Come on home. Rest your giant feet on the coffee table and watch the clay-mation Conan O'Brien with me.

― Jodi (Celerina), Monday, 12 May 2003 17:55 (twenty years ago) link

(sigh) I do love you.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 12 May 2003 17:57 (twenty years ago) link

SUCCESS!!!

― Bryan (Bryan), Monday, 12 May 2003 18:15 (twenty years ago) link

seven months pass...

http://personals.fark.com/profile.aspx?bookmark=nfAKIIpg8s4%3d

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Monday, 5 January 2004 22:07 (twenty years ago) link

Now With 40% Less Money!

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 14:55 (twenty years ago) link

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