ABBBOTTTTTT
― electrical audio's sm57 (electricsound), Monday, 30 November 2009 22:59 (fourteen years ago) link
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
Oh FUCK NO. WAAHHT. Stupid little head-bigeared bastard!
― hulk would smash (Trayce), Monday, 30 November 2009 23:06 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i45.tinypic.com/23rtmw3.jpg
― electrical audio's sm57 (electricsound), Monday, 30 November 2009 23:07 (fourteen years ago) link
As one of my friends just posted elsewhere "liberals elect blow up doll as new leader"
― hulk would smash (Trayce), Monday, 30 November 2009 23:09 (fourteen years ago) link
He'll be at least as effective as William Hague wa...wait a minute.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 30 November 2009 23:46 (fourteen years ago) link
Anyway our Abbott would do a much better job than yours so let's send her over so she can tell the Liberals to go away and usher in better times.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 30 November 2009 23:47 (fourteen years ago) link
Huzzah! I'd vote that.
― hulk would smash (Trayce), Monday, 30 November 2009 23:48 (fourteen years ago) link
Holy shit. This is madness. Ah well, why worry, it's not as though I want the Liberals to get back in. Crazy-arse fascist numbnuts that they are.
― Attention please, a child has been lost in the tunnel of goats. (James Morrison), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 00:11 (fourteen years ago) link
From http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/12/01/2757994.htm
Then there's Tony Abbott - the great 'People Skills' himself, whose defiance of political orthodoxy is beginning to rival Mr Turnbull's own.What other leadership candidate would have had the magnificence, on Sunday, to ignore not just one, and not even two, but three central tenets of the political picture opportunity?"Don't wear silly hats" has been defied before."Don't wear budgie smugglers" has also been defied, though with tragic results for the former NSW Liberal leader Peter Debnam, whose photoshoot in the briefest of swimming costumes heralded his imminent failure at the polls in 2007."If you have an extremely hairy back, for God's sake keep your shirt on" is not so much an accepted political maxim as an article of common sense, but it is sage advice nonetheless.And yet: There was People Skills on Sunday, prancing about in the shallows wearing naught but a scrap of lycra, a lifesaver's cap and a fascinatingly goatish pelt.
What other leadership candidate would have had the magnificence, on Sunday, to ignore not just one, and not even two, but three central tenets of the political picture opportunity?
"Don't wear silly hats" has been defied before.
"Don't wear budgie smugglers" has also been defied, though with tragic results for the former NSW Liberal leader Peter Debnam, whose photoshoot in the briefest of swimming costumes heralded his imminent failure at the polls in 2007.
"If you have an extremely hairy back, for God's sake keep your shirt on" is not so much an accepted political maxim as an article of common sense, but it is sage advice nonetheless.
And yet: There was People Skills on Sunday, prancing about in the shallows wearing naught but a scrap of lycra, a lifesaver's cap and a fascinatingly goatish pelt.
― Attention please, a child has been lost in the tunnel of goats. (James Morrison), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 00:13 (fourteen years ago) link
Countdown to media revival of abortion debate with new liberal leader Abbott, in 3...2...
― Lord Byron Bay of Pigs (SeekAltRoute), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 00:34 (fourteen years ago) link
Oh god no, aaargh.
― hulk would smash (Trayce), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 00:38 (fourteen years ago) link
I am enjoying the fun ride that is Barnaby Joyce: Shadow Finance Minister with policy ripped straight from the LaR0uche krew.
― no mate bruce springsteen is the american jimmy barnes (King Boy Pato), Monday, 14 December 2009 10:19 (fourteen years ago) link
^ congrats on not c+p'ing T. Martin's tweet about Joyce
― an terror has occurred (sic), Monday, 14 December 2009 10:32 (fourteen years ago) link
As if I'd steal T. Martin's work and use it on ILX.
Meanwhile, I am perplexed by my cousin's choice of Facebook groups. First she signs up to the group "No Kevin By 2011" and five minutes later she has become a fan of Bob Hawke. I...don't get it.
― no mate bruce springsteen is the american jimmy barnes (King Boy Pato), Monday, 14 December 2009 10:33 (fourteen years ago) link
i met bob hawke in a bar last year
― jabba hands, Monday, 14 December 2009 10:35 (fourteen years ago) link
he was v orange
Are you sure it wasn't some drunk tanned bloke going "aaaaaarrrrrrrhhhhhhh"?
― no mate bruce springsteen is the american jimmy barnes (King Boy Pato), Monday, 14 December 2009 10:38 (fourteen years ago) link
^remind me to show you my hawke impression
― blarinet (electricsound), Monday, 14 December 2009 10:39 (fourteen years ago) link
Can't be as good as my Hawke impression. It isn't next-level like my Howard impression, through.
― no mate bruce springsteen is the american jimmy barnes (King Boy Pato), Monday, 14 December 2009 10:43 (fourteen years ago) link
what amateur hour horrors have you wrought with your reminiscing, jabba hands.
― estela, Monday, 14 December 2009 11:08 (fourteen years ago) link
good thing i didn't mention the time i met the goatse guy tbh
― jabba hands, Monday, 14 December 2009 11:43 (fourteen years ago) link
Rudd out?
― James Mitchell, Wednesday, 23 June 2010 09:56 (thirteen years ago) link
well this could be intersting
― kilgour's chronic (electricsound), Wednesday, 23 June 2010 13:06 (thirteen years ago) link
hmm
― t-shart weather (electricsound), Wednesday, 23 June 2010 23:40 (thirteen years ago) link
I so didn't believe this was going to happen.
― Attention please, a child has been lost in the tunnel of goats. (James Morrison), Thursday, 24 June 2010 00:59 (thirteen years ago) link
I've completely missed all the hoo-haa tbh, work's been the worst busy ever in my life. Is this kind of ousting/coup really rare and unusual? Is this like what happened to whitlam? im shit at politics
― C.R.E.P.E (Trayce), Thursday, 24 June 2010 04:53 (thirteen years ago) link
no this is more like hawkey/keating
― t-shart weather (electricsound), Thursday, 24 June 2010 04:56 (thirteen years ago) link
this is the third leadership spill we've had in the last year, pollies be forgetting how to be a party
― dyaon't (sic), Thursday, 24 June 2010 05:22 (thirteen years ago) link
i hope the sex party doesn't have a spill
― t-shart weather (electricsound), Thursday, 24 June 2010 05:26 (thirteen years ago) link
Haw.
― C.R.E.P.E (Trayce), Thursday, 24 June 2010 05:37 (thirteen years ago) link
Well done, Ozmalia.
― James Mitchell, Thursday, 24 June 2010 06:14 (thirteen years ago) link
i kinda feel a little bad for the dude tho
― t-shart weather (electricsound), Thursday, 24 June 2010 09:42 (thirteen years ago) link
Liberal candidate punched in face over asylum policy
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2010/07/18/2956861.htm
GAME ON
― bettina arnderpandts (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 17 July 2010 22:26 (thirteen years ago) link
fuck wrong thread
― bettina arnderpandts (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 17 July 2010 22:27 (thirteen years ago) link