post one reason dating the poster above you would rule and one reason it would suck

+ hot, fun, intelligent
- has a soft spot for coventry city

+ would prob enjoy a petting zoo-based date
- i lack the financial wherewithal to take her to one

xpost dammm i'll do louis tooo

+ eloquent and engaging chap
- would likely be sugbanned from most date venues

loooool that'd have been better if you hadn't made a 2nd post

+ lives nearby, enjoys all the best things in life (music, cricket, football), enjoys a drink
- i'd have to live up to a string of ridiculously hot women incl. an american popstar ffs

why does this thread exist?

+ she seems very cool (especially when mocking this thread)
- probably in a relationship already and I don't wanna move away from Portland at the moment

amusement iirc

xpost

nate carson clearly does not read ilx

+ we seem to go to a lot of same shows and probably have quite a few mutual friends & acquaintances
- even though I'm single, I'm pretty happy living in Oakland, even though I'm hearing a lot of good things about Portland right now

why does this thread exist?

Because Chaki was a shit stirring little bugger is why.

He also was the mastermind behind that ILX secret crush thread, right?

(To be fair - little to no shit was stirred on this thread)

now i feel like kinda a bad sport because my first post didn't follow the rules of the thread.

I thought this thread was just innocent fun, Chaki wasn't "shit stirrer" all the time.

Thats true E, it was quite the nice suprise tbh.

c: nice
d: FAKE

― chaki, Friday, October 12, 2007 12:39 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol

+ is ice cream
- dairy nazis would never suffer our love

Tombot claiming Luna is 'out of his league' when dude was married to Ally = frontin'

+ would probably be a lot of fun, and we could agree on pizza toppings
- would involve commercial air travel

Oh, I missed that bit.

(xxx-post)

"nate carson clearly does not read ilx"

― tehresa, Sunday, November 29, 2009 2:31 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark

Ha! I read ILX. I just don't stalk on ILX.

dude, it does not take a stalker to know something that's been very widely discussed!

Widely = on two threads, one of which is on a secret board and the other one on ILTMI.

Well I mostly read ILM and don't have a lot of time to lurk over here unless it's a thread about Portland or some movie I just saw...

No offense Sarahel! I'm sure your personal life is fascinating ;)

+ pretty, cool, smart and fun
- is clearly a stalker

xxpost to tza

lol!

(hahahahahaha)

xp - Nate - got your message - done - 15

Ok did a little research. Sarahel is roughly the same age as me and into Magma and that's definitely hott!

we can be fb friends now.

+ Seems like a thoughtful and caring person.
- Dating most likely isn't an option right now.

Not to keep breaking the rule here but now that I figured out who Sarah is in real life, I found a brief email correspondence that we had back in April 2006. Incredibly shrinking universe :)

Nate - I figured that if you weren't fb friends with Ge0rge Chen I'd be shocked.

All of our mutual friends are scenesters.

It would be funny to do an ilx thread about how Ge0rge knows everyone.

Another thread bites the dust.

http://www.google.com/talk/

one reason why dating Ge0rge Chen would rule and one reason it would suck

+ knows about most everything that's going on and who random obscure bands are
- unhealthy diet

+ likes wordplay
- forced me to rewrite this twice because of xposts; probably dating someone

xpost to Sarahel - I'm giving this another show, now that I've been informed.

+ is a music scenester and into lots of obscure shit (like me)
- is a dirty thread hijacker, who will stop at nothing to ruin my sterling reputation

+ has sterling reputation
- sterling reputation constantly under threat of ruin

+understands ilx addiction
-unsure of what we'd have in common

[ronan i have read your blog for years and we like a lot of the same music ACTUALLY and TBH]

[this poster doesnt count - consider ronan the last poster]

oh well that's good, the minus part is quite awkward to be honest, i should have just said "long distance" like everyone else, haha

+good to go dancing with prolly
-from dublin

+ interesting, fun, likes things i like, lives on a farm iirc????
- gay

+would probably be fun to cook with
-doesn't like anything