trife stans vs jordan sargent stans
― and what, Sunday, 2 September 2007 20:18 (sixteen years ago) link
please don't disturb deej's super-serious disco thread, guys. he's got a very important dj set tonight.
-- Jordan Sargent, Sunday, September 2, 2007 9:11 PM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
^^^ good zing
― and what, Sunday, 2 September 2007 21:44 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm sort of confused as to why Jordan Sargent hates me. I also don't care.
― Tape Store, Sunday, 2 September 2007 22:05 (sixteen years ago) link
holy shit, Tom
― HI DERE, Monday, 3 September 2007 00:24 (sixteen years ago) link
Rolling HARDMAN thread 2007
― Heave Ho, Monday, 3 September 2007 00:29 (sixteen years ago) link
yeah, i really need to stop ... going on about my important dj sets??
― deej, Monday, 3 September 2007 00:51 (sixteen years ago) link
Sometimes the truth hurts.
― HI DERE, Monday, 3 September 2007 01:10 (sixteen years ago) link
(hahaha that's even more ludicrous in print than it was in my head)
― HI DERE, Monday, 3 September 2007 01:22 (sixteen years ago) link
Have you seen the Stronger video? It's like a throwback to 1998
i don't see the problem
-- Jordan Sargent, Sunday, September 2, 2007 6:40 PM (4 hours ago)
the jordan sargent "svelte" of approval
-- and what, Sunday, September 2, 2007 6:45 PM (3 hours ago)
― am0n, Monday, 3 September 2007 02:45 (sixteen years ago) link
The dancing Filipino inmates were on Dateline NBC a few weeks ago, too.
-- jaymc, Wednesday, September 5, 2007 6:19 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link
televisedfilipinos.xls
-- s1ocki, Wednesday, September 5, 2007 6:51 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link
ZING
oldjoeks.xls
-- and what, Wednesday, September 5, 2007 7:33 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
ZANG
glasshouses.ppt
-- HI DERE, Wednesday, September 5, 2007 7:50 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
ZONG
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 19:01 (sixteen years ago) link
Tom's angriest posts are sorta Michael O'Donoghue crossed with Ignatius Reilly
― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 19:05 (sixteen years ago) link
BLZING: DAMNNNN
wheres the lex
-- Surmounter, Wednesday, September 5, 2007 8:35 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link
he posts as "Alex in Baltimore" now
-- and what, Wednesday, September 5, 2007 8:36 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link
― luriqua, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 21:48 (sixteen years ago) link
OR AM I JUST STONED
― luriqua, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 21:49 (sixteen years ago) link
haha I came over to this board to post that to the lol thread, except I was going to include Surmounter's "for real?" response.
― Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 23:55 (sixteen years ago) link
you don't have to defend the word retard to me.
esp. while jordan sargent's here.
-- hstencil, Wednesday, September 5, 2007 9:32 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link
― jergïns, Thursday, 6 September 2007 06:02 (sixteen years ago) link
OTM
― HI DERE, Thursday, 6 September 2007 12:57 (sixteen years ago) link
nice
― and what, Thursday, 6 September 2007 15:40 (sixteen years ago) link
you people are *mental*
-- Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, July 23, 2003 9:31 PM (4 years ago)
― gff, Thursday, 6 September 2007 16:23 (sixteen years ago) link
But what the hell does pretention sound like?
do a search for "just got offed"
-- max, Thursday, September 6, 2007 6:48 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― deej, Friday, 7 September 2007 00:06 (sixteen years ago) link
lol
― latebloomer, Friday, 7 September 2007 00:11 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm generally suspicious about accusations of pretension, and I think it sometimes says more about the accuser than the accused. But sometimes it's valid. Pretentious can just mean unearned showiness or ostentatiousness. It can also refer to something that seems affected, as if the artist is putting on airs or pretending to be an authority about something they are not. Some people want art to be honest, and pretention sounds like dishonesty mixed with vanity.
-- St3ve Go1db3rg, Thursday, September 6, 2007 11:51 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
i know a guy that sounds like that
-- lfam, Friday, September 7, 2007 12:26 AM (47 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
That pretension thread should be up to about 100% gold zing level by tomorrow.
― John Justen, Friday, 7 September 2007 01:18 (sixteen years ago) link
haha I just came here to post Goldberg/lfam
― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 7 September 2007 01:47 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm just mildly intrigued by how someone can tell me to calm down whilst simultaneously giving their own (wildly inaccurate and unfair) character assassination. You seem to have set yourself against a certain type, and for the purposes of convenience have made me adhere to that type come hell or high water. I don't aim to bring pleasure here, I aim to let off steam and air my opinions so that others might contend them. Instead of contending, you've aimed cheap shots ('Oxbridge whimsy' indeed, o thou frightful nincompoop) at the speaker. If I was trying to patronise you, I'd do it so much better, my dear fellow. You'd barely notice.
Anyway, I'm off for a bit. Lurk away.
-- Just got offed, Thursday, June 14, 2007 8:27 AM (2 months ago) Bookmark Link
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You suck.
-- caek, Thursday, June 14, 2007 8:28 AM (2 months ago) Bookmark Link
― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Friday, 7 September 2007 10:03 (sixteen years ago) link
LOLZ
― Trayce, Friday, 7 September 2007 10:07 (sixteen years ago) link
10/10
― am0n, Friday, 7 September 2007 13:34 (sixteen years ago) link
what have you got to be smug about Just got offed it's not like you even guessed the mother might be involved?
-- RJG, Friday, September 7, 2007 5:00 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
Well, I guessed very early on that the whole search campaign (and media circus) would be futile. If these allegations are true, they're futile in a particularly ironic manner.
-- Just got offed, Friday, September 7, 2007 5:07 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
people guessed quite early on about you
-- RJG, Friday, September 7, 2007 5:10 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― stevie, Friday, 7 September 2007 16:27 (sixteen years ago) link
amazing
-- and what, Friday, September 7, 2007 3:49 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
you should forward it around your office
-- the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, September 7, 2007 3:50 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― deej, Friday, 7 September 2007 21:13 (sixteen years ago) link
Rename thread "amon and the IRE retards discovering Something Awful Forum jokes".
-- King Boy Pato, Saturday, September 8, 2007 5:20 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Link
― Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 8 September 2007 20:25 (sixteen years ago) link
et tu crute
― am0n, Saturday, 8 September 2007 22:33 (sixteen years ago) link
Rename post "amon and the IRE retards discovering Lou1s J@gger jokes".
― Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 8 September 2007 22:36 (sixteen years ago) link
did something weird to my hand last night, cant remember what.
-- jhøshea, Tuesday, September 11, 2007 9:18 AM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
MOVE ON
-- Dr Morbius, Tuesday, September 11, 2007 9:20 AM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― jhøshea, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 13:39 (sixteen years ago) link
It seems to me that it all boils down to if any action in someone's past is forgivable, as long as the feeling is right. On a strictly emotional level, it is probably so, but since when did emotions become the be-all end-all arbitrator for what is right? I would like to think that I would have the will-power to end a relationship in a split second if it turned out my amorata had indulged in prostitution, bestiality, etc., prior to our teaming up - howsoever my feelings told me not to. And I expect nothing less from the people to whom I lend my trust. I guess that what I'm saying is that frivolous forgiving can lead you morally astray.
-- Jeb, Tuesday, September 11, 2007 10:30 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
you sound like a scary old gentleman waving a stick
-- estela, Tuesday, September 11, 2007 10:37 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link
― bell_labs, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 22:40 (sixteen years ago) link
lol @ 'teaming up'
― max, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 22:43 (sixteen years ago) link
is Jeb new?
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 22:45 (sixteen years ago) link
i wish my relationships were more like buddy comedies
― max, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 22:45 (sixteen years ago) link
that's one of RJG's best
― wanko ergo sum, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 22:46 (sixteen years ago) link
no
― RJG, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 23:05 (sixteen years ago) link
ok you're right.
― wanko ergo sum, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 23:38 (sixteen years ago) link
I don't think I believe in Jeb. He might be pretty hilarious if his creator takes him far enough though.
"amorata" = priceless.
― Jon Lewis, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 00:13 (sixteen years ago) link
turn your sorrow into art somehow - channel the energy into something constructive
-- Maria :D, Thursday, September 13, 2007 2:57 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link
yes! then i'm sure you'll bag wynona ryder!
-- nathalie, Thursday, September 13, 2007 2:59 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link
― and what, Thursday, 13 September 2007 18:37 (sixteen years ago) link
bell labs sloburn zing on this thread A++++
My elbow hurts because of over mouse useage at work or wrong mouse useage at work, what should I do?
― John Justen, Friday, 14 September 2007 06:45 (sixteen years ago) link
lolololololool
― gr8080, Friday, 14 September 2007 06:49 (sixteen years ago) link
haha
― jergïns, Friday, 14 September 2007 07:17 (sixteen years ago) link
sorry am0n won that one tho
stop posting
-- am0n, Friday, September 14, 2007 8:39 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link
― deej, Friday, 14 September 2007 15:33 (sixteen years ago) link
Fuck all this talk about the Cosby Kids....do you have too much time on your hands???
-- Tera Williams, Monday, April 15, 2002 1:00 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Link
hey, you googled it hot stuff.
-- jess, Monday, April 15, 2002 1:00 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Link
― stevie, Sunday, 16 September 2007 21:23 (sixteen years ago) link
Wow google has been around for like almost 10 years right?
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 16 September 2007 21:55 (sixteen years ago) link
The domain google.com was registered on September 15, 1997,[9] and the company was incorporated as Google Inc. on September 7, 1998 at a friend's garage in Menlo Park, California.
― Curt1s is coming to Zwinktopia !, Sunday, 16 September 2007 22:09 (sixteen years ago) link
are we gonna be like this about zwinktopia in 10 years?
― s1ocki, Sunday, 16 September 2007 23:09 (sixteen years ago) link
I remember talking about Google in a job interview in late 2000 and my future boss was all "Hmmm, tell me more about this 'Google.'"
― jaymc, Monday, 17 September 2007 04:59 (sixteen years ago) link
wow, jaymc discovered google.
― hstencil, Monday, 17 September 2007 05:29 (sixteen years ago) link