goddamn smirky eyebrow-raised badass poochie cartoons nowadays

no :(

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but i did make $1500 for sliding into third base, so f u

u r my hero

Kung Fu Panda was... meh. Once his balls dropped and he started fighting the bad guy who FINALLY showed up, I thought, YES! The fun part starts! Then it ended. Not that the rest of the movie suckes, but the story arc was way lame.

This may be the absolute nadir of this kind of thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Pa_Weidt08

Ansel Elgort and Taron Egerton are the IRL versions of this

^ tweener bait. who decides this kind of shite deserves to be bankrolled for tens of millions? I hope it's a flop(sy).

wtf @ that Peter Rabbit trailer

Would not blame descendants of Beatrix Potter burning down any theaters showing this atrocity.

(after hours/when empty obvs)

I'm not going to be able to watch that until after work but I feel the dread creeping in nonetheless.

What's left to ruin at this point? We should submit a list to the major animation studios so they can just get it over with.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DreamworksFace

Yikes I didn't realize tvtropes pages were written so terribly.

All wikis everywhere are written in the exact same standards throughout.

I set a very high standard when it comes to wikis on the house style of animation studios that make cinematic diarrhea.

Okay, fuck that movie directly in its stupid, smirky face. I hope everyone involved gets untreatable crabs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPibAvHU1-U

this is as far as any modern take on peter rabbit can safely go imo

what does 'poochie' mean? this has bothered me for years.

that peter rabbit movie looks like shit. why has rose byrne let me down like this

I will recommend the Paddington movie that came out a few years ago though, it was sweet.

Poochie from the simpsons

My gf thinks it's funny that I get worked up every time I see a commercial for that Peter Rabbit abomination. It would've been cheaper to just film 90 minutes of someone wiping their ass with page after page from a Beatrix Potter treasury.

Think my kids would prefer to watch that. Actually anything with disgusting bodily functions works for them in terms of entertainment.

https://www.theguardian.com/society/shortcuts/2018/feb/12/allergies-peter-rabbit-apology-not-good-enough

TBF, the characters in the original Potter stories often cruelly exploited one another's infirmities for a cheap laff, followed by a 'show me the mon-ay, byaaatch!'

i think i might've just found my "oh ffs shut up" line

My six-year-old son Callum has from 28 severe allergies – from all dairies to gluten, eggs, tomatoes and all forms of nuts and citrus.

damn, good luck callum... also maybe wait for the movie to come out on bluray xxp

]My six-year-old son Callum has from 28 severe allergies – from all dairies to gluten, eggs, tomatoes and all forms of nuts and citrus.

Kid in bag, bag in river. Start over.

meanwhile, i have to walk past this smirky eyebrow-raising motherfucker every day i go to work and i've come very close to committing serious damage to the bus stop

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/03/cb/bd/03cbbd4de46ee9042fa65be6199075e1.jpg

For some reason, a 2017 AV Club article about the Poochie episode of The Simpsons was re-circulated on the site last week. It's OK.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/Screen%20Shot%202018-11-09%20at%203.02.03%20PM_zpslznfuohm.png
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/Screen%20Shot%202018-11-09%20at%203.02.15%20PM_zpsweiez8rp.png

shit looks so bad

Yep but basically on a par with all the other Happy Meal shit year on year

I don't like this new grinch pic.twitter.com/Dl7VtQxVB1

— Bug Mane🐛 (@bugmanetv) October 20, 2018

Lego Movie 1 was alright, it's just funny how these cool toys have moved into the territory of smirky eyebrow-raised badass poochie cartoons.

https://redtricom.files.wordpress.com/2018/11/rex-dangervest-chris-pratt-the-lego-movie-2-the-second-part.jpg?w=1280&h=922

um that's kind of the point of Lego Movie 2

oh cool, i'll see it

This chick is incredibly annoying 🙄 pic.twitter.com/dynrUiGkFi

— Ghost 💀🖤 (@yourghostfrend) August 1, 2021

iirc, ages-old ilx wisdom dictates that when a man says he finds a woman "annoying", it means he wants to fuck her.

(of shame)

She really does get the cartoon princess facial expressions perfectly. Some uncanny valley stuff. (Does "uncanny" also signal libidinous interest?)

https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=5654105694683726

^ far less cartoony than the one posted by X. pretty drab stuff tbh.

honestly not clear on who did it first

Okay this made me snort

I dunno this is pretty funny pic.twitter.com/Zn6bnCvqMv

— 金冠 (@styrojeff) August 2, 2021

The idea of reverse uncanny valley (not sure how else to describe it) is certainly a unique sort of creepy. Kind of like all those similar videos where people try to emulate video game NPCs.

honestly I can never tell if this sort of thing is just engineered for hate clicks

What bewilders me is people who can't distinguish decades whatsoever. 60s & 70s, but especially 80s & 90s kinda run together for them. I feel like due to consuming pop culture as a kid from every era 40s to the then-present I no problem at least guessing the decade correctly. My friend and I used to play the "what year was this movie released" and judging it solely on clothing and film stock we'd get within a year or 2 nearly every time.

Goddamit how'd that happen

if this was 1990 she would've gone to the NFL (National Forensic League) nationals in San Jose and totally dominated HI (Humorous Interpretation). rubbery face is pretty mesmerizing, though a little goes a long way.

How did she do this without accidentally splitting her face apart, is what I want to know