goddamn smirky eyebrow-raised badass poochie cartoons nowadays

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6a/Blank_Check_film.jpg

i saw that in the theater w/ my grandma in 1994

preston waters, cool name

is that lil faggot stealing british money?

The only thing about that movie that stuck with me was that a man's name was Juice

fact: i auditioned for the part of preston waters when i was a kid

!!!!!

real talk

no!!!!!!

sorry you didn't get the part :(

srsly

was also in the opening minutes of Little Big League

and came ~this~ close to being the humpback in the Secret Garden lol

oh man

one of my lolcollege girlfriends was up for the part of the girl in my girl

my brief and lolarious life as a child actor

goddam smirky eyebrow-raised badass child actors nowadays

does gbx have an imdb entry

no :(

uncredited

but i did make $1500 for sliding into third base, so f u

u r my hero

Kung Fu Panda was... meh. Once his balls dropped and he started fighting the bad guy who FINALLY showed up, I thought, YES! The fun part starts! Then it ended. Not that the rest of the movie suckes, but the story arc was way lame.

This may be the absolute nadir of this kind of thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Pa_Weidt08

Ansel Elgort and Taron Egerton are the IRL versions of this

^ tweener bait. who decides this kind of shite deserves to be bankrolled for tens of millions? I hope it's a flop(sy).

wtf @ that Peter Rabbit trailer

Would not blame descendants of Beatrix Potter burning down any theaters showing this atrocity.

(after hours/when empty obvs)

I'm not going to be able to watch that until after work but I feel the dread creeping in nonetheless.

What's left to ruin at this point? We should submit a list to the major animation studios so they can just get it over with.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DreamworksFace

Yikes I didn't realize tvtropes pages were written so terribly.

All wikis everywhere are written in the exact same standards throughout.

I set a very high standard when it comes to wikis on the house style of animation studios that make cinematic diarrhea.

Okay, fuck that movie directly in its stupid, smirky face. I hope everyone involved gets untreatable crabs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPibAvHU1-U

this is as far as any modern take on peter rabbit can safely go imo

what does 'poochie' mean? this has bothered me for years.

that peter rabbit movie looks like shit. why has rose byrne let me down like this

I will recommend the Paddington movie that came out a few years ago though, it was sweet.

Poochie from the simpsons

My gf thinks it's funny that I get worked up every time I see a commercial for that Peter Rabbit abomination. It would've been cheaper to just film 90 minutes of someone wiping their ass with page after page from a Beatrix Potter treasury.

Think my kids would prefer to watch that. Actually anything with disgusting bodily functions works for them in terms of entertainment.

https://www.theguardian.com/society/shortcuts/2018/feb/12/allergies-peter-rabbit-apology-not-good-enough

TBF, the characters in the original Potter stories often cruelly exploited one another's infirmities for a cheap laff, followed by a 'show me the mon-ay, byaaatch!'

i think i might've just found my "oh ffs shut up" line

My six-year-old son Callum has from 28 severe allergies – from all dairies to gluten, eggs, tomatoes and all forms of nuts and citrus.

damn, good luck callum... also maybe wait for the movie to come out on bluray xxp

]My six-year-old son Callum has from 28 severe allergies – from all dairies to gluten, eggs, tomatoes and all forms of nuts and citrus.

Kid in bag, bag in river. Start over.

meanwhile, i have to walk past this smirky eyebrow-raising motherfucker every day i go to work and i've come very close to committing serious damage to the bus stop

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/03/cb/bd/03cbbd4de46ee9042fa65be6199075e1.jpg

For some reason, a 2017 AV Club article about the Poochie episode of The Simpsons was re-circulated on the site last week. It's OK.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/Screen%20Shot%202018-11-09%20at%203.02.03%20PM_zpslznfuohm.png
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/Screen%20Shot%202018-11-09%20at%203.02.15%20PM_zpsweiez8rp.png

shit looks so bad

Yep but basically on a par with all the other Happy Meal shit year on year

I don't like this new grinch pic.twitter.com/Dl7VtQxVB1

— Bug Mane🐛 (@bugmanetv) October 20, 2018

Lego Movie 1 was alright, it's just funny how these cool toys have moved into the territory of smirky eyebrow-raised badass poochie cartoons.

https://redtricom.files.wordpress.com/2018/11/rex-dangervest-chris-pratt-the-lego-movie-2-the-second-part.jpg?w=1280&h=922

um that's kind of the point of Lego Movie 2