Thudd

eh, using only the /code/ tags, that'd be pretty good work

krancjar is great, but he is essentially a not-quite-as-good modric, so fitting them both in poses questions.

they play together for croatia, right? might be worth looking into. could be our own xavi-iniesta axis right there, BUT WITH THUDD. my god, it's a monster.

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new club crest imo

great work here today.

This is a banner day for ILX football threads.

we need to get more of the mainstream traffic on to the thudd thread, i firmly believe, as stated, that he could be the player to get the yanks behind soccerball once and for all.

I like that LJ's mod request managed to get Thudd's picture in the admin log, twice!

It should come up on the 'confirm ban' page.

Are you sure you want to ban this poster?

I mean, look at Thudd, a few short months ago people suggest banishing him to the reserves for being fat and rubbish and yet here he is now:

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/11_01/101huddleston_468x811.jpg

the very definition of the beautiful game

he is quite fat

who dared suggest ban thudd? he's always been the heir apparent to pirlo as the world's best quarterpounder

yes, but not rubbish
xp

pirlo is half the man thudd is

takes better set pieces, though. i'll give him that.

He also has swooshy hair

Apps  Gls    Ass
231   11     22 

231 appearances? Guy isn't 23 until December.

Ass
22

I think he's fiddling his vital statistics

22 kilos, imo

the affection for this guy is one of the most boring ilx memes imaginable...plus the moniker.

lol u jealous even lucas's girlfriend thinks of long tom thudda when it's time to put out

doubt lucas has a gf

Tom would improve the current Liverpool team no end, srsly.

To be honest I doubt Two Minute Tom has a girlfriend either.

Cannot believe he's still 22, it feels like a decade ago when he was at the Wolves.

can't find a decent youtube clip of it, but his strike against sunderland a few weeks ago was very nice.

his performance yesterday was pretty decent, although he should have buried that chance

We expect more than "pretty decent" from an icon when Dave Kitson's banging them in for fun in the Champ.

long time since anyone acknowledged thudd as the best passer in england

After Tom Huddestone struck a shot of such inaccuracy that it didn't even go out for a goal kick, Kranjcar was able to meet it, loft his cross into the middle and watch Crouch out-jump Ryan Nelsen to head in via the bar.

such libel! tommy obviously meant to hit it all the way to niko in the corner.

yeah wtf text guy watch ur back on the internet from now on

Is THUDD's birthday today! Happy birthday THUDD!

thudd hb motm imo

thudd+erica=greatestdayever? if only christina hendricks was also born on this date

considering he had like a billion shots, thudd probably should have had a birthday goal today

there was one crossfield pass in the second half that was so mindblowing lennon failed to control it properly iirc

whisper it in dark corners but corluka was far better than thudd in this match tho.

i like that cross a couple of games ago that thudd did that was disguised as a really shit shot that went to the corner flag, but it was a ploy to set up a goal for crouch.

Corluka is the most consistently decent unsung hero in the Spurs squad IMO.

corluka has transformed aaron lennon. it's as good a partnership as anderton/carr that one season they were both fit.

THUDD

AH-AH

HE'S A MIRACLE

UH-HUH

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/02/27/article-0-03AF19EE000005DC-554_306x410.jpg

every time he hits the ball at speed i make an involuntary sound that approximates to YOMP!

YOMP!

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/12_04/107spurs_468x321.jpg

YOMP!

http://images.sportinglife.com/08/05/330/Wales-U21-v-England-U21-Tom-Huddlestone-score_874003.jpg

DE JOMP!

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00950/Tom_Huddlestone_tak_950177a.jpg

it's usually followed a fifth of a second later by a similar noise and a defender lying on the floor winded

http://timesonline.typepad.com/thegame/images/2008/07/14/huddlestone.jpg

nike invited him to test their new football and he kicked it so hard it went back to before it was invented and the scientists at nike were confused and many of them cried for fear and all that thudd could say was YOMP

this guy here broke his neck trying to follow a YOMPER from THUDD and THUDD's all like 'Ref I am not to be blamed if foolish individuals break their necks trying to follow a YOMPER from my boot"

http://www.independent.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00061/IN6530412BIRMINGHAM-_61141t.jpg