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why is Dan Lacey mocking the Messiah in the third pic?

Heave Ho, Sunday, 12 August 2007 10:44 (sixteen years ago) link

that's not the mEsiiah, that's Buddy Democrat! Read one cartoon?

kenan, Sunday, 12 August 2007 22:19 (sixteen years ago) link

heh. Way to type while watching TV at the same time, Kenan.

kenan, Sunday, 12 August 2007 22:20 (sixteen years ago) link

Jesus, those flowers' centers are so near, or on, where her nips should be.

Abbott, Sunday, 12 August 2007 22:27 (sixteen years ago) link

pew pew!!!

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 12 August 2007 22:40 (sixteen years ago) link

june is bustin' out all over

kenan, Sunday, 12 August 2007 22:47 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.creators.com/comics/37/8685_thumb.gif

oh wait, oh wait, i know! what are "Dwight D Eisenhower in 1952 and Richard Nixon in 1968"?

http://www.creators.com/comics/37/8686_thumb.gif

http://www.creators.com/comics/37/8687_thumb.gif

kingfish, Monday, 13 August 2007 18:34 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.creators.com/comics/37/8689_thumb.gif

see, fourth or fifth time going to the well, still funny

kingfish, Monday, 13 August 2007 18:36 (sixteen years ago) link

I think Chris Muir has been taking our words to heart. Still insane, but at least 2/3 of the strip makes sense (Python movie????):

http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/081307.jpg

milo z, Monday, 13 August 2007 18:37 (sixteen years ago) link

I WOULD VOTE FOR HILLARY IF SHE ACTUALLY SAID THAT!

kenan, Monday, 13 August 2007 18:37 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.creators.com/comics/37/8687_thumb.gif

This is amazing. It's not a joke AT ALL, but BSRW Joe thinks it is, which is... amazing.

kenan, Monday, 13 August 2007 18:40 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.patriotart.com/images/08_13_07/MerlotForOverbite450.jpg
Olbermann: Last in the ratings, last in talent.

We getting full on into rightwing slash fanfic shit here.

kingfish, Monday, 13 August 2007 18:46 (sixteen years ago) link

MAN that's classy.

kenan, Monday, 13 August 2007 18:52 (sixteen years ago) link

MSM is 30 years old?

Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 13 August 2007 18:52 (sixteen years ago) link

I had to Google virtually everything about that Olbermann Merlot cartoon, and it still took some digging. Apparently he slept with someone and didn't call her back to her liking, so she started a blog about how lousy he is in bed? Is this the best attack people can come up with against the guy? Also, I have never heard of Mark Levin in my life, much less heard him described as "great." The whole thing is from some alternate universe.

kenan, Monday, 13 August 2007 18:56 (sixteen years ago) link

Yeah, that's insane. I thought Mark Levin was the guy who made the doc about the Protocols of Zion, but his name is "Marc." According to wikipedia, Mark Levin was nicknamed "The Great One" by Sean Hannity, who I'm sure knows more about these things than we do.

mulla atari, Monday, 13 August 2007 19:23 (sixteen years ago) link

why a giant glass of Merlot? it makes no sense.

gr8080, Monday, 13 August 2007 19:27 (sixteen years ago) link

cant wait for tomorrow's strips full of silly libruls dancing with glee over the Rove resignation.

gr8080, Monday, 13 August 2007 19:28 (sixteen years ago) link

apparently on the "Olbermann Is Bad In Bed" blog (whatever it's called) the woman alleges that he brought Merlot, and spilled some. So it's like... you know... a BURN.

kenan, Monday, 13 August 2007 19:29 (sixteen years ago) link

also, are there really people out there calling him "Keith Overbite"? Because I was more clever than that in second grade.

kenan, Monday, 13 August 2007 19:31 (sixteen years ago) link

olbermann : merlot :: o'reilly : loofah

elmo argonaut, Monday, 13 August 2007 19:32 (sixteen years ago) link

or falafel, take your pick

elmo argonaut, Monday, 13 August 2007 19:33 (sixteen years ago) link

otfm... "let's not attack anything about the person except some alleged sexual proclivity which really isn't all that weird" = lamest thing ever

kenan, Monday, 13 August 2007 19:36 (sixteen years ago) link

especially when the basis of all this is some schoolyard revenge-blog bullshit that's a year old now!

kenan, Monday, 13 August 2007 19:51 (sixteen years ago) link

Maybe the idea is that Olbermann isn't quite the loverman O'reilly is. Recall if you will this bit from the sexual harassment complaint:

"When Plaintiff responded that she'd never engaged in phone sex, Defendant Bill O'Reilly professed disbelief, and told her that the sexual stories he told were all based on his own experiences, such as when he received a massage in a cabana in Bali and the 'little short brown woman' asked to see his penis and was 'amazed.'"

Oh yes, please keep giving us excuses to quote this document.

mulla atari, Monday, 13 August 2007 19:52 (sixteen years ago) link

I cannot hear the word "loofah" without thinking of Bill O'Reilly

Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 13 August 2007 20:03 (sixteen years ago) link

Really? I have a loofah myself. It makes me think about scrubbing the bottoms of my feet.

kenan, Monday, 13 August 2007 20:04 (sixteen years ago) link

it makes me think of 'bad santa'

deej, Monday, 13 August 2007 20:08 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20070811.jpg

kingfish, Monday, 13 August 2007 20:10 (sixteen years ago) link

At one point he forgets the word "loofah" and calls it a "falafel."

mulla atari, Monday, 13 August 2007 20:13 (sixteen years ago) link

I cannot hear the word "falafel" without thinking of Janeane Garafalao

Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 13 August 2007 20:14 (sixteen years ago) link

"None of your business" Osama potentially an even better all-purpose punchline than "Thumbs-Up" Osama. I like that he traced the same drawing, too.

Doctor Casino, Monday, 13 August 2007 21:38 (sixteen years ago) link

That NOYB Osama seems to be practicing Jedi Mind Tricks on Obama & Hillary. He's somewhat similar in garb to Obi Wan, so perhaps he'll fight that Darth Cheney from last week.

mulla atari, Monday, 13 August 2007 21:58 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm just waiting for that cartoonist to draw Osama with his arm draped over Obama's shoulder, pointing at him as Steven Colbert does to his black employee.

mulla atari, Monday, 13 August 2007 22:01 (sixteen years ago) link

Best Onion editorial cartoon in a while!

http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Voting-Machines.jpg

Neil S, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 15:49 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20070814.jpg

wot, no Satan?

kingfish, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 15:55 (sixteen years ago) link

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca0815ad.jpg

i'm kinda wondering who the fish are supposed to be

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca0815dd.jpg

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca0815cd.jpg

look out, here comes that big government again! better feed more funds into the Pentagon to stave it off!

kingfish, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 17:30 (sixteen years ago) link

over/under on breast-feeding jokes from Muir?

milo z, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 17:35 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm hoping for an Al Bundy-esque "MA-MA!" from one of the manly men.

milo z, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 17:35 (sixteen years ago) link

I am so tired of this gay marriage bullshit

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 17:38 (sixteen years ago) link

I mean, it seems perfectly reasonable to me to argue that marriage is a religious institution and not a civil one, and that you can't legislate a religion - you CAN (and should), however, afford gay civil unions and religious marriages the same exact legal rights, and no one is harmed and it will affect roughly 10% of the population, so really, why does the other 90% of the population even give a fuck.

(don't answer that)

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 17:40 (sixteen years ago) link

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/blogs/thelede/posts/0215obama.jpg

Heave Ho, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 22:38 (sixteen years ago) link

Uhhhh, er.... HMMMMmmmmm.... Blah, blah, blah!

Yada! Yada!

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, August 15, 2007 1:40 PM (Wednesday, August 15, 2007 1:40 PM) Bookmark Link

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 16 August 2007 00:14 (sixteen years ago) link

i'm kinda wondering who the fish are supposed to be

THE AMERICAN PEOPLE (cryingeagleflag.jpeg/godblessamerica.mp3)

GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Thursday, 16 August 2007 02:57 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.olbermannwatch.com/images/merlot.jpg

deej, Thursday, 16 August 2007 05:40 (sixteen years ago) link

I would date the Onion's Statue of Liberty:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v222/biondino/liberty.jpg

Mark C, Thursday, 16 August 2007 09:45 (sixteen years ago) link

but she has faces for breasts

stevie, Thursday, 16 August 2007 10:04 (sixteen years ago) link


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