Sexually blunt country lyrics

Do not pass go, go directly to the album Country Porn by Chinga Chavin with full DL hosted by WFMU. Titles:

talkin matamoros first piece of ass blues
asshole from el paso
cum stains on the pillow
head boogie
sit sit sit (sit on my face)
dry humping in the back of a 55 ford
get it on the run
tit stop rock
4 am jump
cum unto jesus

Not exactly country, but Patrick Sky's folk album "Songs That America Famous" is glorioulsy lewd and hysterically unPC.

And then there's Peter Grudzien, an NYC gay country artist who released an album titled The Unicorn in the early '70s. The song "White Trash Hillybilly Trick" is quite raunchy as well:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17S9yufI8SM

From Mel McDaniel's "Baby's Got Her Blue Jeans On" (1984, Billboard country #1)

heard this for the first time on the radio last night!

That song kinda gives me the creeps for the reason I gave above: he's leering at her, and considers whether it's her fault that he's leering, before deciding that no, she's not to blame, she's just made that way.

fyi: "you've never been this far before" inspired jimmy buffet to write "why don't we get drunk (and screw)"

now that we no longer have a proper oldies radio station, been listening to a lot of The Wolf, classic cuntry, and it's full of great WTF moments. now if i can only remember some...

more conway twitty:

lay you down

There's a lot of ways of saying ... what I wanna say to you
There's songs and poems and promises and dreams that might come true
But I won't talk of starry skies or moonlight on the ground
I'll come right out and tell you I'd just love to lay you down

Lay you down and softly whisper ... pretty love words in your ear
Lay you down and tell you all the things a woman loves to hear
I'll let you know how much it means just havin' you around
Oh, darlin' how I'd love to lay you down

There's so many ways your sweet love's made this house into a home
You've got a way of doing little things that turn me on
Like standing in the kitchen in your faded cotton gown
With your hair all up in curlers I still love to lay you down

Lay you down and softly whisper ... pretty love words in your ear
Lay you down and tell you all the things a woman loves to hear
I'll let you know how much it means just havin' you around
Oh, darlin' how I'd love to lay you down

When a whole lot of Decembers are showin' in your face
Your auburn hair has faded and silver takes it's place
You'll be just as lovely and I'll still be around
And if I can I know that I'd still love to lay you down

Lay you down and softly whisper ... pretty love words in your ear
Lay you down and tell you all the things a woman loves to hear
I'll let you know how much it means just havin' you around
Oh, darlin' how I'd love to lay you down

Lay you down and softly whisper ... pretty love words in your ear
Lay you down and tell you all the things a woman loves to hear
I'll let you know how much it means just havin' you around
Oh, darlin' how I'd love to lay you down

yes, that is perfect...saying he's going to "lay you down" gets right to the point.

Save a Horse, etc...

lay you down always makes me laugh.

'you're lookin' old and homely, baby, but hey i'd still hit it. you're welcome.'

Seems like country was ahead of pop in sexual frankness in some ways, at least as far back as "don't come home a-drinkin' with lovin' on your mind."

ha yeah. my gf just put that one on a mix. what's she tryin' to tell me?

Hope people aren't implying here these are a thing of the past.

Country cunnilungus from Brooks & Dunn:

I can pull the shades and feel your lips they're touching mine again
I can watch the shadows of the moon slow dance across your skin
Hold you in a place where lovers never say goodbye
Every moment comes alive, when I go down to memory town

Toby Keith's Gift In A Box:

Oh, happy birthday baby
Wanna to see you tonight
I got your present waitin
I wanna do it right
I ain't got enough money for a big diamond ring
Let's tie a brand new bow around the same old thing
Yea
Now blow...
Out your candles

Jake Owen (except he doesn't actually seem to be saying "spitting my dip tonight," if you listen close):

And she said hey boy, do you mind takin me home tonight?
'Cause I ain't ever seen a country boy with tires on his truck this high.
I said climb on up but watch the cup where I'll be spitting my dip tonight.
And hold on tight 'cause it's gonna be wilder than any 8 second ride

slipping my dick tonight?
sticking my tip tonight?

First one.

Always numbered Tammy Wynette's "You and Me" among the all-time great sex songs, mostly for the way Tammy sings it, but the lyrics are quite direct with a a great twist to boot:

I can hear the rain, it's falling softly,
As I watch him lying next to me.
I can feel his heart, its beating softly:
He just loved me, so tenderly,
But it should be......
You and me.

When he touches me, I feel your fingers.
And each time we kiss, I see your face.
When he locks the door behind us,
Then he thinks the world can't find us,
But he can't see, no, he can't see,
That it should be......
You and me.

So I'll just close my eyes and dream about you,
'Cos everytime I dream you're always there.
Then you'll lock the door behind us,
And in my dreams the world can't find us.
And it will be, so real to me.
It's finally......
You and me.

haha. nice ones, c. i need to listen to new(er) country radio more often.

xxx...xp

haha the first verse of "Lay You Down" is great! I could try to say a bunch of sappy things to woo you, but the heck with it: let's fuck.

Is that right about pop vs. country on this? "Lay You Down" is from 1979. But the Loretta Lynn songs like "don't come home a-drinkin' with lovin' on your mind" and "The Pill" are from the late 60s and mid 70s, respectively. So there's something to that. "Let's Get It On", an R&B #1, is 1973, for what it's worth.

"He just loved me, so tenderly"...very nice.

And Tammy's voice just drips with post-coital satisfaction and ennui at the same time. A truly remarkable performance!

oh and yeah I'm def. not assuming these aren't happening still. I found myself singing the Kenny Rogers song I listed above, earlier today (don't ask), and so I gave a few more from that era too. The history question is interesting: were the country charts, broadly speaking, more sexually frank than the pop or r&b charts? If so, when, if ever, did that change?

xp yeah! Wynette's "Your Good Girl's Gonna Go Bad" is a little less frank but fits the bill.

And then there's George Jone's "Leaving Love All OVer the Place":

The man who ran the motel
Said we couldn't spend the night there anymore
That it'd take a week to clean the room twenty-three
And put new carpet on the floor.

That we harmed his reputation
And what about the shame and disgrace
But we just never learned to love
Without leaving love all over the place.

The lady asked the rooming house
Served our eviction notice yesterday
While we were pickin' up our cloths
She started screaming somebody's gonna pay.

She said it takes a dozen carpenters
To fix the broken bed and drapes
But we just never learned to love
With out leavin' love all over ther place.

Loving always came to us easy
I know it always will
We don' need nobody to roll us down the other side
When we're over the hill.

The mourners formed a single line
As they filled by to pay their last respect
And they couldn't help but wonder how
Two lovers could break each others neck.

And they wondered why the undertakers
Couldn't take the smiles from off their face
Then a preacher said Dearly beloved
Why that sweet couple they just never learned to love
Without leavin' love all over the place.

No, we never learned to love
Without leavin' love all over the place...

I love songs where people sing from the grave!

wow @ George Jones...so messy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpA0oPR_EOQ

Well I just put a quarter in the jukebox
And it ain't halfway through my favorite song
But if I don't leave right now my whole place might burn down
'Cause I left something turned on at home

It ain't the stove, it ain't the heater
She's hotter and a whole lot sweeter
And all day long she's been there alone
Right now her arms are open, the house is probably smokin`
'Cause I left something turned on at home

--Trace Adkins

Trace is a total ass-man (as is Toby, when he's not being a xenophobic wiseass just to piss everybody off.) "Let's Do That Again" on Trace's most recent one really smolders, too.

Joe Ely's Honky Tonk Masquerade left out this verse from West Texas Waltz, but he honors requests for it when he plays live:

I took my baby after dark to the old baseball park
And we sat in the center field stands
I asked her, "How many outs?" She said, "I've got my doubts,
But you can count 'em on one of your hands."
I said, "Baby, I've got much better plans.
I'll kiss you on the strikes, you kiss me on the balls,
And we'll go dance like the dickens to the West Texas Waltz!"

What, no David Alan Coe?

Charlie Rich with an ode to foreplay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3X_l1NWyqxM

Do you think I meant country matters?

Hilarious thread. I need to listen to more country, apparently.

Jimmie Rodgers' 1930 version of Mule Skinner Blues:

I smell your bread a-burning
Better turn your damper down
If you ain't got a damper, good gal
Turn your bread around

damn, yeah, that's a great one! Blues songs have traditionally been very good at this.

Lucinda Williams can get rather saucy.

I take off my watch and my earrings
My bracelets and everything
Lie on my back and moan at the ceiling
Oh my baby
Think about you and that long ride
I bite my nails I get weak inside
Reach over and turn off the light
Oh my baby

Unfortunately, by the time of 2008's Little Honey she'd gone just silly:

Oh, my little honey bee
I'm so glad you stung me
Now I've got your honey
All over my tummy
Honey bee, it's heaven
Twenty-four seven
Oh, my little honey bee

In the first Lucinda Williams case I'd say it's more the delivery that's blunt than the lyric: that moaning!

Read something somewhere about one of the more recent Hank III's "Straight to Hell" being the first country (or "country") record to get a parental advisory sticker. Could that be true?

There was a "comedy" C&W duo in Britain in the early '80s, can't remember their name but they did an album called Taking the 'O' out of Country, which gives you an idea of the level of humour involved here. For some unfathomable reason I've never forgotten these lines:

'Cos they're so big and soft and round
And they don't make a sound
But how they look remains a mystery to me
With my hands in my pockets
Just thinking about Dolly's rockets
How I'd love to see that Dolly Parton's tits.

Any of you see this movie about Larry Pierce?

http://www.dirtycountrymovie.com/index.html

Breasts that don't make a sound? Are there people out there with noisy breasts?

Taking the 'O' out of Country

Shooter Jennings' first album title was Put The 'O' Back In Country, fwiw. (And is that song related to "Dolly Parton's Hits" by Bobby Braddock?)

Noted a couple days ago on Rolling Country:

--Barbara Mandrell's "The Midnight Oil" is even kind of filthy: She stays after work at the office to give the boss "a helping hand," and later she'll feel "kinda dirty 'cause I'll have that midnight oil all over me."

McLean and McLean, that was it...

holy smokes @ that Barbara Mandrell lyric; I must hear that song!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS8zHoxOFTw

Bellamy Brothers, "Do You Love As Good As You Look"

Long blonde hair, sky blue eyes
Yeah, that well-bred look is easy to recognize
A tailored dress, a fit so fine
And it adds up to the question on my mind

Honey, do you love as good as you look?
Can you satisfy your man, like your body says you can?
Judging from the cover, I'd love to read the book
Honey, do you love as good as you look?

If you could read my mind, you might blush blood-red
But then again you might come over here instead
I see they brought your check and soon you're bound to go
If I don't make my move right now, I may never know

The Brothers Ween, "...Mr. Richard Smoker, you're a poopy poker..."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNVguvNE7qc

Just heard Chris Young's "I Can Take It From There", which has a lyrical shoutout to Conway & "Lay You Down"!

No, we never learned to love
Without leavin' love all over the place...

Eww

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There was a "comedy" C&W duo in Britain in the early '80s, can't remember their name but they did an album called Taking the 'O' out of Country

MacLean & MacLean, that was, Canadian not British. They were actually arrested in my town for using "obscene language" during a performance. (LOL '70s Ontario prudery)

Neal McCoy - "Wink" because he pronounces it like "wank" every time

Somebody wrote about '70s songs like this:

http://musicweird.blogspot.com/2014/06/skin-songs-controversial-sexy-country.html

Hearing Gary Allen's "Nothing On But The Radio" at a Whataburger rn.

Luke Bryan has a new-ish song called "Boots Knockin'" that unfortunately isn't an H-Town cover.

All the cheerin crowds
at all my sold out shows
Ain't worth a bucket of KFC
as my loneliness grows

Together we were a system,
like a Super NES
Without you i am nothing
an Atari Lynx at best

I do all kinds of drugs
Just to forget about you
(Tho if my P.O. asks
I'll deny that part is true)

I spent my whole life lyin
But what I say is true
I wasted my life fingerin' chords
When I shoulda been fingerin' you

When a whole lot of Decembers are showin' in your face
Your auburn hair has faded and silver takes it's place
You'll be just as lovely and I'll still be around
And if I can I know that I'd still love to lay you down

That’s an excellent Conway verse.

Disappointed Ken Burns didn't get to the bottom of these in the doc series.

Hearing Gary Allen's "Nothing On But The Radio" at a Whataburger rn.

― to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, July 14, 2017 5:57 PM (two years ago) bookmarkflaglink

This happened again the other day. Different WB tho.

I love these songs.

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johnny paycheck's lesser known follow-up "take this cock and suck it"

was hoping that was real & found a load of porn

why do variations on "them jeans" account for such a high proportion of horniness in country? is that the closest thing to sexy nashville will let you get away with?

lol @ m bison <3

How'd we miss the blunt entendres of "Rub It In" by Billy "Crash" Craddick?

Lie beside me on the sand
Put some lotion in your hand
Come on and make me feel nice
N' kiss me once or twice
Say you love me again

Then rub it in, rub it in
Rub it in, rub it in
I feel the tingle begin
You're gettin' under my skin
Rub it in, rub it in

(Do it)
Feels good
(Do it)
(Do it)
Put a little bit on my left shoulder
(Do it)

Yeah
(Do it)
Put a little bit right here
(Do it)
Yeah
(Do it)

Turn your radio on
And find a slow grooving song
Baby, whisper in my ear
Say the things I wanna hear
Make me know your love is strong

And rub it in, rub it in
Rub it in, rub it in
I feel the tingle begin
You're gettin' under my skin
Rub it in, rub it in

Put a little on my nose
Put a little on my toe
Put it on my back and my sacroiliac
And a dab on my chinny-chin-chin

Rub it in, rub it in
Rub it in, rub it in
I feel the tingle begin
You're gettin' under my skin
Rub it in, rub it in

Rub it in, rub it in
Rub it in, rub it in
I feel the tingle begin
You gettin' under my skin
Rub it in, rub it in

Er, CRADDOCK

<paging dr. freud>

surely that song was featured in a Danny McBride show at this point

In 2023 appears the song Rub It In of Jack Jersey and The Jordanaires in Sex Education (TV series) season 4 (episode 5) which will be broadcast by Netflix.

Gene Watson's fantastic 1975 hit Love in the Hot Afternoon starts off like this:
"From somewhere outside
I hear the street vendor cry, 'filé gumbo'
From my window I see him
Going down the street
And he don't know
That she fell right to sleep
In the damp tangled sheets so soon
After love in the hot afternoon"

XP That's were I saw/heard it and then subsequently looked it up. I was a little surprised that it was a real song, as I only knew it as "Plug It In", a jingle rewrite used in commercials for plug-in air fresheners.

Have we talked about "I'm Your Toy" /:"Hot Burrito #1"?

You may be sweet and nice
That won't keep you warm at night
Cause I'm the one who taught you how
To do the things you're doing now
He may feel all your charms
He may hold you in his arms
But I'm the one who let you in
I was right beside you then

Once upon a time
You let me feel you deep inside
And nobody knew, nobody saw
Do you remember the way you cried

> Do not pass go, go directly to the album Country Porn by Chinga Chavin with full DL hosted by WFMU. Titles:

I found this LP decades ago in a dollar bin, and was doing some searching a few years ago to figure out how it got made, discovering that Nathan "Chinga" Chavin testified against murderer Robert Durst, who was his long time friend:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Durst

"Whispering" Bill Anderson was kind of known for the same type of seduction country songs as Conway Twitty. This one is also a bit of a country/disco hybrid.

I can't take any longer baby I mean I can't wait any longer
Mhm I gotta have you I gotta know how it is to touch you
To hold you to feel you our lives have touched our minds have touched
And I can't wait any longer for our bodies to touch our souls to touch
I can't wait any longer this feelin's gettin' stronger
Satisfy my hunger you're the only one who can
Where do I have to go what do I have to do
Who do I have to lie to so I can lie with you I can't wait any longer
Patience has never been one of my virtues baby when I want something I want it now
And I want you now I want to kiss you now I want to love you now
I can't wait any longer...
(I can't wait I can't wait doo doo doo) baby I can't wait any longer
I want you now hmm now yeah (I can't wait I can't wait...)

I guess Dixon Dallas doesn't really apply here

"Neon Baby" by Annie Bosko

[Verse 1]
Mhh, yeah
Baby, what you say we say so long and leave right after this song?
I've been dancing 'round with you and all I wanna do is dance you back home
Two-step me to the kitchen, to the bedroom with nothing on
But the candle on the mantle and some vinyl playing Haggard and Jones

[Chorus]
I'll be your neon baby
I'll drive you midnight crazy
I'll hit your lips like whiskey
When you lean in to kiss me
Put that whiskey down and kiss me again
And again
Turn me on
I'll be your neon baby

[Verse 2]
Hey cowboy, give me that cowboy hat and watch this cowgirl light up the room
No, nothing gets me buzzing like loving on you

[Chorus]
I'll be your neon baby
I'll drivе you midnight crazy
I'll hit your lips like whiskey
When you lеan in to kiss me
Put that whiskey down and kiss me again
And again
Turn me on
I'll be your neon baby

[Bridge]
Oooh
Hmm-mh
Let's pour up another one 'cause we ain't done until the sun comes up
And when it goes back down again

[Chorus]
I'll be your neon baby
I'll drive you midnight crazy
I'll hit your lips like whiskey
When you lean in to kiss me
Put that whiskey down and kiss me again
And again
Turn me on
I'll be your neon baby
Yeah turn me on
I'll be your neon baby
Yeah turn me on
Oh I'll be your neon baby

I'll hit your lips like whiskey
When you lean in to kiss me