for ref. the song kate wrote about ms misery: http://www.thelollies.co.uk/Lollies/lyrics.htm#susan
― chaki, Thursday, 30 August 2007 20:34 (sixteen years ago) link
tombot post is http://www.gangstacomments.com/myspace-comments/chains/gangsta.gif
― and what, Thursday, 30 August 2007 20:38 (sixteen years ago) link
My Imajinary Boyfriend
Chorus: I get so lonely sometimes I wish I were dead So I dreamed an imaginary boyfriend inside my head Told myself a story, wrote it down But I forget that it's not real when you're around
― am0n, Thursday, 30 August 2007 20:40 (sixteen years ago) link
I broke a bone when I was seven Didn't set properly so they broke it again Doctors break bones to heal them right Like I break my heart over you every night
Analyse the situation, I know what to do Cause I was a scientist until the age of 22 Call me paranoid, call me astute You were an experiment till I fell in luv wit choo.
― and what, Thursday, 30 August 2007 20:42 (sixteen years ago) link
omg tom
― strongohulkington, Thursday, 30 August 2007 20:43 (sixteen years ago) link
I am consistently shocked by the crapitude of that lyric page every time it gets posted.
― John Justen, Thursday, 30 August 2007 20:49 (sixteen years ago) link
oh, this is a thread for the nasty comments people make. i don't have sound at work so i've never actually heard the 'zing' noise.
― darraghmac, Thursday, 30 August 2007 20:52 (sixteen years ago) link
the only noise is the sound of dr. pepper being spit onto a keyboard
― cutty, Thursday, 30 August 2007 21:00 (sixteen years ago) link
so, more of a 'spuff' thread really.
― darraghmac, Thursday, 30 August 2007 21:05 (sixteen years ago) link
Who holds the band record for eating the most lollies? Jane: Actually, we hold a joint world record for sucking the most lollies at one sitting. We managed to eat 9,822. Really. It's in the Guinness book. Man, our tongues were sore for days.. Kate: Most, I don't know. But as for being the biggest lollies fiend, that would probably be me. I once picked up a Chuppa-Chup I'd dropped in a gutter on the Lower East Side, brushed it off and carried on eating it. Gross enough for ya?
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 30 August 2007 21:10 (sixteen years ago) link
o_O
― sleep, Thursday, 30 August 2007 21:19 (sixteen years ago) link
I just would like to point out that when I met Kate St. Clair in person, in real life, in a london pub, she came off exactly the fucking insane homeless bonkers bag lady archetype I thought she would. I vote hard to the left but I don't suffer a fool for very long. I suspect the rest of the FAP crowd felt sorry for me while I endured your lecture on the Masonic conference rooms of London, but I've learned my lesson not to speak for others. To cover my own sentiments, how about a big FUCK YOU YOU'RE PRETTY STUPID. Congrats on getting to open for an overrated pack of 40something talentless bithces that one time, that is something the rest of us will never get to do.
-- El Tomboto, Thursday, August 30, 2007 3:43 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link
also I hate you and think you're an imbecile.
-- El Tomboto, Thursday, August 30, 2007 3:44 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link
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http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/7171/dhalsimjn6.gif
― sanskrit, Thursday, 30 August 2007 21:25 (sixteen years ago) link
we should as ms msery how that gutter pop tasted
― chaki, Thursday, 30 August 2007 21:26 (sixteen years ago) link
xpost http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k133/mattsantiago1/messedup.gif
― sleep, Thursday, 30 August 2007 21:27 (sixteen years ago) link
i didn't vote for myself.
-- Jordan Sargent, Sunday, September 2, 2007 8:42 AM (11 hours ago) Bookmark Link
glad you got your best friend from high school who'd do anything for you and is still kinda obsessed to sign up for ilx though
-- jergïns, Sunday, September 2, 2007 9:51 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Link
― and what, Sunday, 2 September 2007 20:18 (sixteen years ago) link
trife stans vs jordan sargent stans
please don't disturb deej's super-serious disco thread, guys. he's got a very important dj set tonight.
-- Jordan Sargent, Sunday, September 2, 2007 9:11 PM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
^^^ good zing
― and what, Sunday, 2 September 2007 21:44 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm sort of confused as to why Jordan Sargent hates me. I also don't care.
― Tape Store, Sunday, 2 September 2007 22:05 (sixteen years ago) link
holy shit, Tom
― HI DERE, Monday, 3 September 2007 00:24 (sixteen years ago) link
Rolling HARDMAN thread 2007
― Heave Ho, Monday, 3 September 2007 00:29 (sixteen years ago) link
yeah, i really need to stop ... going on about my important dj sets??
― deej, Monday, 3 September 2007 00:51 (sixteen years ago) link
Sometimes the truth hurts.
― HI DERE, Monday, 3 September 2007 01:10 (sixteen years ago) link
(hahaha that's even more ludicrous in print than it was in my head)
― HI DERE, Monday, 3 September 2007 01:22 (sixteen years ago) link
Have you seen the Stronger video? It's like a throwback to 1998
i don't see the problem
-- Jordan Sargent, Sunday, September 2, 2007 6:40 PM (4 hours ago)
the jordan sargent "svelte" of approval
-- and what, Sunday, September 2, 2007 6:45 PM (3 hours ago)
― am0n, Monday, 3 September 2007 02:45 (sixteen years ago) link
The dancing Filipino inmates were on Dateline NBC a few weeks ago, too.
-- jaymc, Wednesday, September 5, 2007 6:19 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link
televisedfilipinos.xls
-- s1ocki, Wednesday, September 5, 2007 6:51 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link
ZING
oldjoeks.xls
-- and what, Wednesday, September 5, 2007 7:33 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
ZANG
glasshouses.ppt
-- HI DERE, Wednesday, September 5, 2007 7:50 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
ZONG
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 19:01 (sixteen years ago) link
Tom's angriest posts are sorta Michael O'Donoghue crossed with Ignatius Reilly
― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 19:05 (sixteen years ago) link
BLZING: DAMNNNN
wheres the lex
-- Surmounter, Wednesday, September 5, 2007 8:35 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link
he posts as "Alex in Baltimore" now
-- and what, Wednesday, September 5, 2007 8:36 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link
― luriqua, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 21:48 (sixteen years ago) link
OR AM I JUST STONED
― luriqua, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 21:49 (sixteen years ago) link
haha I came over to this board to post that to the lol thread, except I was going to include Surmounter's "for real?" response.
― Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 23:55 (sixteen years ago) link
you don't have to defend the word retard to me.
esp. while jordan sargent's here.
-- hstencil, Wednesday, September 5, 2007 9:32 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link
― jergïns, Thursday, 6 September 2007 06:02 (sixteen years ago) link
OTM
― HI DERE, Thursday, 6 September 2007 12:57 (sixteen years ago) link
nice
― and what, Thursday, 6 September 2007 15:40 (sixteen years ago) link
you people are *mental*
-- Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, July 23, 2003 9:31 PM (4 years ago)
― gff, Thursday, 6 September 2007 16:23 (sixteen years ago) link
But what the hell does pretention sound like?
do a search for "just got offed"
-- max, Thursday, September 6, 2007 6:48 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― deej, Friday, 7 September 2007 00:06 (sixteen years ago) link
lol
― latebloomer, Friday, 7 September 2007 00:11 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm generally suspicious about accusations of pretension, and I think it sometimes says more about the accuser than the accused. But sometimes it's valid. Pretentious can just mean unearned showiness or ostentatiousness. It can also refer to something that seems affected, as if the artist is putting on airs or pretending to be an authority about something they are not. Some people want art to be honest, and pretention sounds like dishonesty mixed with vanity.
-- St3ve Go1db3rg, Thursday, September 6, 2007 11:51 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
i know a guy that sounds like that
-- lfam, Friday, September 7, 2007 12:26 AM (47 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
That pretension thread should be up to about 100% gold zing level by tomorrow.
― John Justen, Friday, 7 September 2007 01:18 (sixteen years ago) link
haha I just came here to post Goldberg/lfam
― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 7 September 2007 01:47 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm just mildly intrigued by how someone can tell me to calm down whilst simultaneously giving their own (wildly inaccurate and unfair) character assassination. You seem to have set yourself against a certain type, and for the purposes of convenience have made me adhere to that type come hell or high water. I don't aim to bring pleasure here, I aim to let off steam and air my opinions so that others might contend them. Instead of contending, you've aimed cheap shots ('Oxbridge whimsy' indeed, o thou frightful nincompoop) at the speaker. If I was trying to patronise you, I'd do it so much better, my dear fellow. You'd barely notice.
Anyway, I'm off for a bit. Lurk away.
-- Just got offed, Thursday, June 14, 2007 8:27 AM (2 months ago) Bookmark Link
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You suck.
-- caek, Thursday, June 14, 2007 8:28 AM (2 months ago) Bookmark Link
― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Friday, 7 September 2007 10:03 (sixteen years ago) link
LOLZ
― Trayce, Friday, 7 September 2007 10:07 (sixteen years ago) link
10/10
― am0n, Friday, 7 September 2007 13:34 (sixteen years ago) link
what have you got to be smug about Just got offed it's not like you even guessed the mother might be involved?
-- RJG, Friday, September 7, 2007 5:00 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
Well, I guessed very early on that the whole search campaign (and media circus) would be futile. If these allegations are true, they're futile in a particularly ironic manner.
-- Just got offed, Friday, September 7, 2007 5:07 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
people guessed quite early on about you
-- RJG, Friday, September 7, 2007 5:10 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― stevie, Friday, 7 September 2007 16:27 (sixteen years ago) link
amazing
-- and what, Friday, September 7, 2007 3:49 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
you should forward it around your office
-- the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, September 7, 2007 3:50 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― deej, Friday, 7 September 2007 21:13 (sixteen years ago) link
Rename thread "amon and the IRE retards discovering Something Awful Forum jokes".
-- King Boy Pato, Saturday, September 8, 2007 5:20 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Link
― Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 8 September 2007 20:25 (sixteen years ago) link
et tu crute
― am0n, Saturday, 8 September 2007 22:33 (sixteen years ago) link
Rename post "amon and the IRE retards discovering Lou1s J@gger jokes".
― Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 8 September 2007 22:36 (sixteen years ago) link
did something weird to my hand last night, cant remember what.
-- jhøshea, Tuesday, September 11, 2007 9:18 AM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
MOVE ON
-- Dr Morbius, Tuesday, September 11, 2007 9:20 AM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― jhøshea, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 13:39 (sixteen years ago) link
It seems to me that it all boils down to if any action in someone's past is forgivable, as long as the feeling is right. On a strictly emotional level, it is probably so, but since when did emotions become the be-all end-all arbitrator for what is right? I would like to think that I would have the will-power to end a relationship in a split second if it turned out my amorata had indulged in prostitution, bestiality, etc., prior to our teaming up - howsoever my feelings told me not to. And I expect nothing less from the people to whom I lend my trust. I guess that what I'm saying is that frivolous forgiving can lead you morally astray.
-- Jeb, Tuesday, September 11, 2007 10:30 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
you sound like a scary old gentleman waving a stick
-- estela, Tuesday, September 11, 2007 10:37 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link
― bell_labs, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 22:40 (sixteen years ago) link
lol @ 'teaming up'
― max, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 22:43 (sixteen years ago) link
is Jeb new?
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 22:45 (sixteen years ago) link
i wish my relationships were more like buddy comedies
― max, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 22:45 (sixteen years ago) link