totally got this in my head now: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_DTexNGn-U
― Alex in Baltimore, Friday, 13 June 2008 19:40 (fifteen years ago) link
http://koreantomcruise.muxtape.com/
― forksclovetofu, Friday, 13 June 2008 20:13 (fifteen years ago) link
You realize his next album is going to be titled "I Had Sex with an Underage Girl"
― forksclovetofu, Friday, 13 June 2008 20:15 (fifteen years ago) link
holy shit, i can't believe he got off (pun not intended)
― Beatrix Kiddo, Friday, 13 June 2008 20:28 (fifteen years ago) link
Beatrix Kiddo, though I may appreciate it that was a FAIL. R Kelly wouldn't be as blatant as to title his album with something that would directly implicate him, it'd be something innocuous like 'Them Girls' and he'd sing some shit like (off the top of my head); 'I love them girls with the long hair, short hair, black hair, no hair down there, I love them girls with the big eyes, big thighs, come up to my thighs, I love them girls with the smooth skin, body a 10 just turned eleven, oooh..." and T. Pain would be on that joint and no one would be the wiser. I better get royalties if this happens.
― VeronaInTheClub, Friday, 13 June 2008 20:32 (fifteen years ago) link
how the fuck?
― The Reverend, Friday, 13 June 2008 20:34 (fifteen years ago) link
Not my finest hour.
― VeronaInTheClub, Friday, 13 June 2008 20:35 (fifteen years ago) link
WOW amazing....don't care if it's offensive but I'm happy, more music from kells
― chinchillas they can fit on gorillas, Friday, 13 June 2008 20:35 (fifteen years ago) link
Fantastic.
― Eazy, Friday, 13 June 2008 20:36 (fifteen years ago) link
(the song parody, not the trial or chinch's comment!)
― Eazy, Friday, 13 June 2008 20:37 (fifteen years ago) link
count me in, very happy about the verdict here.
― Jena, Saturday, 14 June 2008 10:46 (fifteen years ago) link
Yup.
― Noodle Vague, Saturday, 14 June 2008 11:17 (fifteen years ago) link
still cant believe this shit feelin like dan p up in this
― The Reverend, Saturday, 14 June 2008 11:35 (fifteen years ago) link
-- The Reverend, Saturday, June 14, 2008 6:35 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link
lol lol lol
― RabiesAngentleman, Saturday, 14 June 2008 14:29 (fifteen years ago) link
p
seriously, what the fuck
― HI DERE, Saturday, 14 June 2008 14:41 (fifteen years ago) link
BIRDS MUST NOT BE KEPT IN CAGES
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Saturday, 14 June 2008 15:13 (fifteen years ago) link
PISS MUST NOT BE KEPT OFF CHILDREN
― HI DERE, Saturday, 14 June 2008 15:13 (fifteen years ago) link
-- chinchillas they can fit on gorillas, Friday, 13 June 2008 20:35 (Yesterday) Link
I'd probably be leaning toward this reaction a lot more if his current single wasn't as awful as "Hairbraider."
― some dude, Saturday, 14 June 2008 15:19 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sgs5_YSVjtE
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Saturday, 14 June 2008 15:22 (fifteen years ago) link
http://i30.tinypic.com/2sbskf8.jpg
^Best part.
― Bodrick III, Saturday, 14 June 2008 15:36 (fifteen years ago) link
feelin like dan p = in a mood of r kelly hatred
― The Reverend, Saturday, 14 June 2008 16:59 (fifteen years ago) link
this is pretty fucked up
― deej, Saturday, 14 June 2008 17:07 (fifteen years ago) link
from an email I received earlier: "It is my sincere hope that Tim Russert passed from this earth without the knowledge that R.Kelly had been set free to inflict further pain on families across this country."
― forksclovetofu, Saturday, 14 June 2008 18:23 (fifteen years ago) link
further piss
― jeff, Saturday, 14 June 2008 18:47 (fifteen years ago) link
― am0n, Thursday, 25 September 2008 03:10 (fifteen years ago) link
^^ needs samples of R. Kelly saying "real talk" after every line
― Darryl Strawberry (The Reverend), Thursday, 25 September 2008 04:47 (fifteen years ago) link
please somebody do this..... it would make my lifetime
― Darryl Strawberry (The Reverend), Thursday, 25 September 2008 04:48 (fifteen years ago) link
The Eleventh Amendment goes as follows:Celebrities are always innocent and no celebrity shall ever go to jail.
― Geir Hongro, Thursday, 25 September 2008 08:12 (fifteen years ago) link
ffs
― Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 25 September 2008 08:56 (fifteen years ago) link
I'd though you said you'll leave ILX, Marcello.
― Tuomas, Thursday, 25 September 2008 09:00 (fifteen years ago) link
I'll retract that one.
It's difficult to touch anybody when you spend the whole of your life locked in one room.
― LBC's Steve Allen good morning I'm afraid (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 25 September 2008 09:05 (fifteen years ago) link
― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 25 September 2008 09:07 (fifteen years ago) link
[ADMIN: post deleted - over the line]
― The Plastic Fork (Pashmina), Thursday, 25 September 2008 11:01 (fifteen years ago) link
Good thing you deleted that post, I hope Marcello realizes this sort of bullshit isn't tolerated on ILX anymore.
― Tuomas, Thursday, 25 September 2008 13:05 (fifteen years ago) link
aw what did i miss :[
― am0n, Thursday, 25 September 2008 13:33 (fifteen years ago) link
"that dude"
― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 25 September 2008 14:51 (fifteen years ago) link
Taking up Flex's point about copping some responsibility, why do you think others (industry, DJs, Jay-Z) were comfortable for so long with him when it wasn't a well-kept secret in the first place? Was it just C.R.E.A.M (and the fact he's not on top anymore)? Was there a sense that his private life was private, or just that he wasn't going much further than the regular sex-with-groupies? How does this case work alongside hip hop masculinity / sexuality? Oh no! I just asked for some undergrad Cult. Studies essay...
― paulhw, Thursday, 25 September 2008 23:27 (fifteen years ago) link
― paulhw, Thursday, September 25, 2008 4:27 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
Also keep in mind that industry types, especially rap industry types, are shady characters. This child porn charge is a stand-out, to be sure, but shootouts among entourages, gun charges, anddrugs all around the industry don't really make for a soapbox that anyone can preach to R Kelly from. Dangling modifier. I'll be tmost of his buddies just thought she was another groupie - a little young, sure, they don't really go for them like that - but a groupie nonetheless. I'll bet a lot of them even didn't know he liked that. Plus I'll bet people like label dealers and his agent are pretty much just all about the money like you said. And he's still making hits, so, shit, everyone wins, except the girl that got peed on.
― skygreenleopard, Friday, 26 September 2008 21:51 (fifteen years ago) link
what experience do you have with "rap industry types" exactly...?
― ian, Friday, 26 September 2008 21:55 (fifteen years ago) link
maybe he's a rapper :)
― cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 26 September 2008 22:10 (fifteen years ago) link
everyone wins, except the girl that got peed on.
― Cletus Tiffins (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 28 September 2008 16:43 (fifteen years ago) link
Probably already been posted but what the hey:
― jim, Sunday, 28 September 2008 16:49 (fifteen years ago) link
When you say teenage, how old we talkin'?
― jim, Sunday, 28 September 2008 16:50 (fifteen years ago) link
thanx i wanted to post that with the flex one but couldn't find it
― eman, Sunday, 28 September 2008 17:17 (fifteen years ago) link
Wtf @ this thread
― My Chief Keef Keef (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 20 December 2013 17:40 (ten years ago) link
very happy about the verdict here
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 20 December 2013 17:57 (ten years ago) link
Don't forget about can't pee on u
― 乒乓, Friday, 20 December 2013 18:12 (ten years ago) link
https://www.buzzfeed.com/jimderogatis/parents-told-police-r-kelly-is-keeping-women-in-a-cult
― this iphone speaks many languages (DJP), Monday, 17 July 2017 14:50 (six years ago) link
http://www.avclub.com/article/one-r-kellys-alleged-victims-says-he-paid-her-not--259765
― nomar, Tuesday, 22 August 2017 19:07 (six years ago) link