queen elizabeth II

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AND I'M NOT ON THERE!

MarkH (MarkH), Sunday, 23 April 2006 01:03 (eighteen years ago) link

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000WN0SM.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

RJG (RJG), Sunday, 23 April 2006 01:11 (eighteen years ago) link

one month passes...
dear queen,

please don't fly your planes over my house when i'm trying to watch the tv - they are very loud and make it hard to hear. it's not even your real birthday ffs.

kthxbye.
andy

koogy wonderland (koogs), Sunday, 18 June 2006 18:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Fuck washing a crown, then

-- M. White (boeldie...), April 21st, 2006.

This makes me so happy.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 18 June 2006 18:42 (seventeen years ago) link

the planes were awesome actually. we were on a 48 bus down Hackney Road and heard/saw the various waves (seemed like ten in total, all around 20 seconds apart) flying overhead including the Red Arrows, that one with the crazy revolving radar dish on top and the tiny jets that really did look like alien invaders.

Konal Doddz (blueski), Sunday, 18 June 2006 18:49 (seventeen years ago) link

seven months pass...
view from my office:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/170/380749364_17fece5d93.jpg

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Monday, 5 February 2007 17:44 (seventeen years ago) link

two years pass...

given an iPod by the Obamas.

Dr Morbius, Thursday, 2 April 2009 14:36 (fifteen years ago) link

She looked tiny beside them, Michelle Obama looked about 7 foot tall

Sacco, Vanzetti, Passantino... (Tom D.), Thursday, 2 April 2009 14:41 (fifteen years ago) link

bitchin photo of QEII

http://www.vandaprints.com/lowres/39/main/4/142950.jpg

I wish I was the royal trux (sunny successor), Thursday, 2 April 2009 14:46 (fifteen years ago) link

when she's only 6ft 11¾ xpost

this line from the Queen to Michelle: "Now we've met, will you please keep in touch?" sounded sweetly sincere when I heard it on the radio this morning.

but fuck the monarch etc prob

N1ck (Upt0eleven), Thursday, 2 April 2009 14:50 (fifteen years ago) link

michelle TOUCHED the queen!!

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Thursday, 2 April 2009 14:51 (fifteen years ago) link

what's with obama giving heads of state dvds and ipods... seems a bit cheap to be honest

s1ocki, Thursday, 2 April 2009 15:02 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah well did u hear what ur queen gave to him??

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Thursday, 2 April 2009 15:03 (fifteen years ago) link

trackies

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 2 April 2009 15:04 (fifteen years ago) link

A phonograph with wax cylinders of Gilbert & Sullivan?

Sacco, Vanzetti, Passantino... (Tom D.), Thursday, 2 April 2009 15:05 (fifteen years ago) link

one's size fits all

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Thursday, 2 April 2009 15:06 (fifteen years ago) link

QE gave autographed portrait, hope salutation was bitchin'

My mom is 2 years younger than HRM and she can't turn on a CD player.

Dr Morbius, Thursday, 2 April 2009 15:09 (fifteen years ago) link

maybe she should get her arthritis treated?

Lamp, Thursday, 2 April 2009 15:17 (fifteen years ago) link

she is capable but ignorant, and srsly shut yr fuckin mouth.

Dr Morbius, Thursday, 2 April 2009 15:23 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah dr morbius will ko you faster than a chickenshit hillbilly if you dont shut your trap

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Thursday, 2 April 2009 15:28 (fifteen years ago) link

anyway ipod is a better gift that framed picture

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Thursday, 2 April 2009 15:29 (fifteen years ago) link

ipod was preloaded with films of the Queen's trip to Virginia last year. and also s1 of battlestar galactica and 60 hours of drone.

N1ck (Upt0eleven), Thursday, 2 April 2009 15:30 (fifteen years ago) link

On Wednesday, Michelle Obama put her hand on the Queen only after the Queen had placed her own hand on the First Lady's back as part of their conversation... (Less explicable was when President George W. Bush winked at the Queen.)

Seriously, I'm enjoying this "Fuckin' With The Queen" routine my nation's leaders keep pulling.

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 2 April 2009 15:39 (fifteen years ago) link

Throw some tea off a ship, that usually annoys 'em

Sacco, Vanzetti, Passantino... (Tom D.), Thursday, 2 April 2009 15:41 (fifteen years ago) link

I hope Michelle Obama didn't contract syphilis.

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 2 April 2009 15:41 (fifteen years ago) link

Queen Elizabeth II - what's on your iPod?

Matt DC, Thursday, 2 April 2009 15:42 (fifteen years ago) link

Knew that was coming.

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 2 April 2009 15:49 (fifteen years ago) link

Proabably not even her fingerprints.

Aimless, Thursday, 2 April 2009 18:04 (fifteen years ago) link

what's with obama giving heads of state dvds and ipods... seems a bit cheap to be honest

the dvd thing was a little o_O. but the queen apparently requested the video ipod, because she didn't have one.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 2 April 2009 19:11 (fifteen years ago) link

but yeah the idea that gently touching her is some huge offense ... we fought a war to get away from that monarchist bullshit, thanks.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 2 April 2009 19:12 (fifteen years ago) link

"How I would desire an Apple iPod. Perhaps I can ask that young President of the United States to bring me one, wot wot."

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 2 April 2009 19:15 (fifteen years ago) link

three months pass...

Into the poorhouse. Oh wait.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 24 July 2009 19:02 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2009/jun/29/queen-civil-list-running-out

Palace officials have complained that they lack funds to properly maintain some royal residences. They once claimed that part of the facade of Buckingham Palace was in such bad repair that a chunk fell off, narrowly missing Princess Anne.

joe, Friday, 24 July 2009 19:10 (fourteen years ago) link

two words: REALITY TELEVISION

nabisco, Friday, 24 July 2009 19:14 (fourteen years ago) link

Name/theme song of the show?

Ned Raggett, Friday, 24 July 2009 19:16 (fourteen years ago) link

UK Big Brother is currently in progress and suffering poor ratings - kill two birds with one stone and bung the whole family in there.

grocery groin (snoball), Friday, 24 July 2009 19:18 (fourteen years ago) link

http://moffatt.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/johnny_rotten1.jpg

Oi Nedley, you need to ask?

Beanbag the Gardener (WmC), Friday, 24 July 2009 19:19 (fourteen years ago) link

I mean, it's not like they haven't been involved in similar japery in the past...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LA2jcaGRsE

grocery groin (snoball), Friday, 24 July 2009 19:20 (fourteen years ago) link

surely it can't be THAT hard to monetize being the royal family

nabisco, Friday, 24 July 2009 19:20 (fourteen years ago) link

I mean even apart from the fact that they're all well-educated and wholly employable

nabisco, Friday, 24 July 2009 19:21 (fourteen years ago) link

Can you imagine a recruitment being condescending to Prince Charles because he doesn't have up to date IT skills?

grocery groin (snoball), Friday, 24 July 2009 19:22 (fourteen years ago) link

I mean, it's not like they haven't been involved in similar japery in the past...

Haha, I remember that. Why didn't Rowan Atkinson go into Blackadder mode...

Ned Raggett, Friday, 24 July 2009 19:23 (fourteen years ago) link

Can you imagine a recruitment being condescending to Prince Charles because he doesn't have up to date IT skills?

"Prince, you're getting a Dell!"

Ned Raggett, Friday, 24 July 2009 19:23 (fourteen years ago) link

I would pay Liz W. to train my dog.

Beanbag the Gardener (WmC), Friday, 24 July 2009 19:24 (fourteen years ago) link

I'd employ the Duke of Edinburgh as a supermarket security guard.

grocery groin (snoball), Friday, 24 July 2009 19:25 (fourteen years ago) link

He's already got a jacket with a bit of gold braid/piping on it.

grocery groin (snoball), Friday, 24 July 2009 19:26 (fourteen years ago) link

three years pass...

Can't deny I derived LOLz from this

Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Thursday, 13 June 2013 15:45 (ten years ago) link

Some LOLz but nothing substantial

Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Friday, 14 June 2013 14:11 (ten years ago) link

I like the queen, she rules.

StanM, Friday, 14 June 2013 21:15 (ten years ago) link


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