zing

unfortunately i didn't get enough to go 'round.

for ref. the song kate wrote about ms misery:
http://www.thelollies.co.uk/Lollies/lyrics.htm#susan

tombot post is
http://www.gangstacomments.com/myspace-comments/chains/gangsta.gif

My Imajinary Boyfriend

Chorus:
I get so lonely sometimes I wish I were dead
So I dreamed an imaginary boyfriend inside my head
Told myself a story, wrote it down
But I forget that it's not real when you're around

I broke a bone when I was seven
Didn't set properly so they broke it again
Doctors break bones to heal them right
Like I break my heart over you every night

Analyse the situation, I know what to do
Cause I was a scientist until the age of 22
Call me paranoid, call me astute
You were an experiment till I fell in luv wit choo.

omg tom

I am consistently shocked by the crapitude of that lyric page every time it gets posted.

oh, this is a thread for the nasty comments people make. i don't have sound at work so i've never actually heard the 'zing' noise.

the only noise is the sound of dr. pepper being spit onto a keyboard

so, more of a 'spuff' thread really.

Who holds the band record for eating the most lollies?
Jane: Actually, we hold a joint world record for sucking the most lollies at one sitting. We managed to eat 9,822. Really. It's in the Guinness book. Man, our tongues were sore for days..
Kate: Most, I don't know. But as for being the biggest lollies fiend, that would probably be me. I once picked up a Chuppa-Chup I'd dropped in a gutter on the Lower East Side, brushed it off and carried on eating it. Gross enough for ya?

o_O

I just would like to point out that when I met Kate St. Clair in person, in real life, in a london pub, she came off exactly the fucking insane homeless bonkers bag lady archetype I thought she would. I vote hard to the left but I don't suffer a fool for very long. I suspect the rest of the FAP crowd felt sorry for me while I endured your lecture on the Masonic conference rooms of London, but I've learned my lesson not to speak for others. To cover my own sentiments, how about a big FUCK YOU YOU'RE PRETTY STUPID. Congrats on getting to open for an overrated pack of 40something talentless bithces that one time, that is something the rest of us will never get to do.

-- El Tomboto, Thursday, August 30, 2007 3:43 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

also I hate you and think you're an imbecile.

-- El Tomboto, Thursday, August 30, 2007 3:44 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

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http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/7171/dhalsimjn6.gif

we should as ms msery how that gutter pop tasted

xpost
http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k133/mattsantiago1/messedup.gif

i didn't vote for myself.

-- Jordan Sargent, Sunday, September 2, 2007 8:42 AM (11 hours ago) Bookmark Link

glad you got your best friend from high school who'd do anything for you and is still kinda obsessed to sign up for ilx though

-- jergïns, Sunday, September 2, 2007 9:51 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Link

trife stans vs jordan sargent stans

please don't disturb deej's super-serious disco thread, guys. he's got a very important dj set tonight.

-- Jordan Sargent, Sunday, September 2, 2007 9:11 PM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

^^^ good zing

I'm sort of confused as to why Jordan Sargent hates me. I also don't care.

holy shit, Tom

Rolling HARDMAN thread 2007

^^^ good zing

yeah, i really need to stop ... going on about my important dj sets??

Sometimes the truth hurts.

(hahaha that's even more ludicrous in print than it was in my head)

Have you seen the Stronger video? It's like a throwback to 1998

i don't see the problem

-- Jordan Sargent, Sunday, September 2, 2007 6:40 PM (4 hours ago)

the jordan sargent "svelte" of approval

-- and what, Sunday, September 2, 2007 6:45 PM (3 hours ago)

The dancing Filipino inmates were on Dateline NBC a few weeks ago, too.

-- jaymc, Wednesday, September 5, 2007 6:19 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

televisedfilipinos.xls

-- s1ocki, Wednesday, September 5, 2007 6:51 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

ZING

oldjoeks.xls

-- and what, Wednesday, September 5, 2007 7:33 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

ZANG

glasshouses.ppt

-- HI DERE, Wednesday, September 5, 2007 7:50 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

ZONG

Tom's angriest posts are sorta Michael O'Donoghue crossed with Ignatius Reilly

BLZING: DAMNNNN

wheres the lex

-- Surmounter, Wednesday, September 5, 2007 8:35 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

he posts as "Alex in Baltimore" now

-- and what, Wednesday, September 5, 2007 8:36 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

OR AM I JUST STONED

haha I came over to this board to post that to the lol thread, except I was going to include Surmounter's "for real?" response.

you don't have to defend the word retard to me.

esp. while jordan sargent's here.

-- hstencil, Wednesday, September 5, 2007 9:32 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

haha I came over to this board to post that to the lol thread, except I was going to include Surmounter's "for real?" response.

OTM

you don't have to defend the word retard to me.

esp. while jordan sargent's here.

-- hstencil, Wednesday, September 5, 2007 9:32 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

nice

you people are *mental*

-- Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, July 23, 2003 9:31 PM (4 years ago)

But what the hell does pretention sound like?

do a search for "just got offed"

-- max, Thursday, September 6, 2007 6:48 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

lol

I'm generally suspicious about accusations of pretension, and I think it sometimes says more about the accuser than the accused. But sometimes it's valid. Pretentious can just mean unearned showiness or ostentatiousness. It can also refer to something that seems affected, as if the artist is putting on airs or pretending to be an authority about something they are not. Some people want art to be honest, and pretention sounds like dishonesty mixed with vanity.

-- St3ve Go1db3rg, Thursday, September 6, 2007 11:51 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

i know a guy that sounds like that

-- lfam, Friday, September 7, 2007 12:26 AM (47 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

That pretension thread should be up to about 100% gold zing level by tomorrow.

haha I just came here to post Goldberg/lfam

I'm just mildly intrigued by how someone can tell me to calm down whilst simultaneously giving their own (wildly inaccurate and unfair) character assassination. You seem to have set yourself against a certain type, and for the purposes of convenience have made me adhere to that type come hell or high water. I don't aim to bring pleasure here, I aim to let off steam and air my opinions so that others might contend them. Instead of contending, you've aimed cheap shots ('Oxbridge whimsy' indeed, o thou frightful nincompoop) at the speaker. If I was trying to patronise you, I'd do it so much better, my dear fellow. You'd barely notice.

Anyway, I'm off for a bit. Lurk away.

-- Just got offed, Thursday, June 14, 2007 8:27 AM (2 months ago) Bookmark Link

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You suck.

-- caek, Thursday, June 14, 2007 8:28 AM (2 months ago) Bookmark Link

LOLZ

10/10

what have you got to be smug about Just got offed it's not like you even guessed the mother might be involved?

-- RJG, Friday, September 7, 2007 5:00 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Well, I guessed very early on that the whole search campaign (and media circus) would be futile. If these allegations are true, they're futile in a particularly ironic manner.

-- Just got offed, Friday, September 7, 2007 5:07 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

people guessed quite early on about you

-- RJG, Friday, September 7, 2007 5:10 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

amazing

-- and what, Friday, September 7, 2007 3:49 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

you should forward it around your office

-- the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, September 7, 2007 3:50 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Rename thread "amon and the IRE retards discovering Something Awful Forum jokes".

-- King Boy Pato, Saturday, September 8, 2007 5:20 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Link

et tu crute

Rename post "amon and the IRE retards discovering Lou1s J@gger jokes".

did something weird to my hand last night, cant remember what.

-- jhøshea, Tuesday, September 11, 2007 9:18 AM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

MOVE ON

-- Dr Morbius, Tuesday, September 11, 2007 9:20 AM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

It seems to me that it all boils down to if any action in someone's past is forgivable, as long as the feeling is right. On a strictly emotional level, it is probably so, but since when did emotions become the be-all end-all arbitrator for what is right? I would like to think that I would have the will-power to end a relationship in a split second if it turned out my amorata had indulged in prostitution, bestiality, etc., prior to our teaming up - howsoever my feelings told me not to. And I expect nothing less from the people to whom I lend my trust. I guess that what I'm saying is that frivolous forgiving can lead you morally astray.

-- Jeb, Tuesday, September 11, 2007 10:30 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

you sound like a scary old gentleman waving a stick

-- estela, Tuesday, September 11, 2007 10:37 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

lol @ 'teaming up'

is Jeb new?