what's the most valubal beatles record?my fave band has to be beatle's.And it's weird being the youngest.gotta go.
― rufusmagufus, Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:58 (fourteen years ago) link
Hey Rufus! Hello from Belgium! It's between 6 and 9 hours later here than where you are, so slaapwel! (ask your mother if I just insulted you or not) :-)
― StanM, Saturday, 21 November 2009 01:25 (fourteen years ago) link
No worries about that display name BTW. Tonight Rufus and Cyrus performed with the Cave Bears at our record store. Maybe the Zebu guy will put it on Youtube. Now they're sleeping - almost 3 hours later than usual.
A question for the morning: Hey Rufus, what would a toenail do on a doorknob if it were spinning and asked a cow te llammmooooo?
― Maria :D, Saturday, 21 November 2009 04:12 (fourteen years ago) link
I was thinking 'hey, he's up really late!'
― tehresa, Saturday, 21 November 2009 04:16 (fourteen years ago) link
Rufus, embrace lollypops. That's what you have to do. Every day. Or the leg fairy will come and steal the hair on your legs.
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Saturday, 21 November 2009 18:38 (fourteen years ago) link
Hey rufus, have you ever drawn any comics or cool pictures? If so, I'd really like to see them!
― mascara and ties (Abbott), Saturday, 21 November 2009 20:38 (fourteen years ago) link
Also, rufus: what do you think I should make for Thanksgiving dinner? Do you have any favorite items or desserts? Not that you'd get to be around to eat them. ;_;
― mascara and ties (Abbott), Saturday, 21 November 2009 20:39 (fourteen years ago) link
hey rufus, what do you want to be in the future? when i was your age i wanted to be a taxi driver
― a hoy hoy, Saturday, 21 November 2009 20:44 (fourteen years ago) link
rufus what are the "in" cereals that 7-year-olds find "cool" to eat this day and age
― iiiijjjj, Saturday, 21 November 2009 21:01 (fourteen years ago) link
rufus what is your "personal style" and how will you monetize it
how fast can you text
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 21 November 2009 21:35 (fourteen years ago) link
yes i've done some cool comic's. for instance I did a comic called the hangover overhang.and I do have some fave deserts.espesuly bluberry pie.when Im an adult I want to be a guy who sells and trades antiques.one of my fave cereals has to be oatmeal crisp.my persanal style has to be whatever my family gets me.
― rufusmagufus, Saturday, 21 November 2009 23:05 (fourteen years ago) link
What's the hangover overhang about? Also you should watch this tv show called Antique Roadshow, you'd love it.
― big darn deal (Z S), Saturday, 21 November 2009 23:11 (fourteen years ago) link
my persanal style has to be whatever my family gets me.
^feeling u on this.
― DAN P3RRY MAD AT GRANDMA (just1n3), Sunday, 22 November 2009 01:08 (fourteen years ago) link
Rufus, what's your favorite way to annoy grownups? Can you teach me it?
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 22 November 2009 01:42 (fourteen years ago) link
Rufus what are you looking forward to most in the future? (Near future or distant future)
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Sunday, 22 November 2009 01:43 (fourteen years ago) link
rufus, the beatles are for sure the best band ever. what is your favorite beatles' album that you've heard so far?
― kamerad, Sunday, 22 November 2009 02:21 (fourteen years ago) link
i fart a lot. is this good or bad?
― luol deng (am0n), Sunday, 22 November 2009 03:52 (fourteen years ago) link
So Rufus is actually still 6 for another couple of weeks. Rufus, what do you want for your 7th birthday?
― Maria :D, Sunday, 22 November 2009 04:10 (fourteen years ago) link
haha i hope to only communicate w/ any future kids i have thru ilx
― johnny crunch, Sunday, 22 November 2009 04:16 (fourteen years ago) link
We don't like to make sound. I can't wait until Cyrus can read so I can communicate with him.
― Maria :D, Sunday, 22 November 2009 04:17 (fourteen years ago) link
rufus, have you ever listened to ruphus?
http://rateyourmusic.com/release/album/ruphus/new_born_day/
― kamerad, Sunday, 22 November 2009 04:47 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/user/ZEBU1212
― Maria :D, Sunday, 22 November 2009 05:28 (fourteen years ago) link
The peanut butter song at the beginning is awesome.
― & other try hard shitfests (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Sunday, 22 November 2009 05:30 (fourteen years ago) link
My dad dealt in antiques. Shall I hook you up.
So how is school? Still boring? don't believe your teachers!
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Sunday, 22 November 2009 12:28 (fourteen years ago) link
I do like antique roadshow. the hangover overhang is about a guy whos haning on to the roof of a house and he falls off of it and his head falls off right next to a bottle of beer he drinks more beer and the doctor is a heghog. if you really want to ahnoy adalts screaming always works. in my distant future i'm looking forward to being an adult so I can stay up as long as I want.my fave beatles record has to be beatles 1962 to 1966.if you fart a lot thats good.no I have not ever in my life listend to ruphus.
― rufusmagufus, Sunday, 22 November 2009 14:00 (fourteen years ago) link
Hello Rufus. My name is Mr. Snrub, and I come from... uhhh... some place far far away. (Yes, that will do.)
― Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 22 November 2009 14:29 (fourteen years ago) link
Hi Rufus, do your mum and dad do anything which is really embarassing, silly or gross, or are they really cool?
― go in go hard brother (Billy Dods), Sunday, 22 November 2009 14:35 (fourteen years ago) link
love this thread
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Sunday, 22 November 2009 14:42 (fourteen years ago) link
screaming always works, a lifelong maxim really, best thread ever!
― MaresNest, Sunday, 22 November 2009 14:52 (fourteen years ago) link
Rufus, am I making a mistake in pursuing professor-type girls?
― hey it's (jel --), Sunday, 22 November 2009 15:18 (fourteen years ago) link
rufus, is it cool having your birthday so close to christmas or do you wish they were farther apart in the year?
― mookieproof, Sunday, 22 November 2009 16:01 (fourteen years ago) link
rufus- you can have one superpower, what would it be and what would you do w/ it?
― a hoy hoy, Sunday, 22 November 2009 16:07 (fourteen years ago) link
Rufus, my son is 4. If you could go back to age 4 and do one thing differently, what would it be?
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 22 November 2009 16:32 (fourteen years ago) link
Rufus, I like TV sometimes. What shows do you like to watch with your whole family and what do you like to watch if they're not around?
― sexual alien v. sexual predator (m bison), Sunday, 22 November 2009 17:26 (fourteen years ago) link
uhhh just realized i pulled an lj re: display name
― e honda v. (m bison), Sunday, 22 November 2009 17:28 (fourteen years ago) link
my parents are mostly emberresing.no you are not wrong persueing perfesser type girls.and its sweet having my b day so close to cristmas.if I had a superpower it would be hotdog vison.i'd use it to make hotdogs.I used to have a show when I was 4 and I only made 1 episode and i wish I could change how boring it was.sometimes I like to watch the simpsons with my family.somtimes I like to watch spongebob alone.
― rufusmagufus, Sunday, 22 November 2009 17:43 (fourteen years ago) link
I relate to you.
― bamcquern, Sunday, 22 November 2009 17:44 (fourteen years ago) link
"it would be hotdog vison.i'd use it to make hotdogs"
great answer!
― 9-1 never forget (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 22 November 2009 17:45 (fourteen years ago) link
Rufus, I'll pass your advice on to my son, thanks!
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 22 November 2009 17:47 (fourteen years ago) link
Rufus,
Do you follow soccer? I can resommend an up and coming team in the English Premier Division if you're interested.
― Louis Cll (darraghmac), Sunday, 22 November 2009 17:54 (fourteen years ago) link
Rufus, what is your favorite thing to do on a computer?
― mascara and ties (Abbott), Sunday, 22 November 2009 19:00 (fourteen years ago) link
rufus, i would like to hear more about what makes having a birthday near christmas so sweet! i also have a birthday near christmas, and have found it to be quite a hassle.
thanks, t
p.s. is the 1 episode of your 4-year old show available on the internet?
― tehresa, Sunday, 22 November 2009 19:50 (fourteen years ago) link
rufus, fries or chips? this is not a trick question
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Sunday, 22 November 2009 19:52 (fourteen years ago) link
Rufus, hello, it's me again. What is the worst music your mom and dad have ever played to you?
― welcome new ilxors (acoleuthic), Sunday, 22 November 2009 22:26 (fourteen years ago) link
rufus, do you consider yourself a bunnybrains fan?
― mookieproof, Sunday, 22 November 2009 22:28 (fourteen years ago) link
Hi Rufus. Your mom & dad seem quite cool to me, but you said that they're mostly embarrassing. So:
1. What do they do that is so embarrassing?2. What could they do to make them more cool?3. Would you like it if they were more cool, or do you think that maybe parents should be a bit embarrassing?
Sorry to ask so many questions, but this is quite important to me!
― Ismael Klata, Sunday, 22 November 2009 22:40 (fourteen years ago) link
I have never taken soccer classes and I dont want to.my fave thing to do on the computer is what im doing right now.well its obveous that to any kid it would be sweet to have a b day so close to xmas because its preasants golore p.s. im not really 7 already. im not really shure if my 4 year old show is on the internet. i purfur chips. kiss has to be the worst music ever.and im a bunnybrains fan.1 what they do they do thats so embarrassing has to be when they wash my face.2 they could buy more toys .3 I wish they were cooler.
― rufusmagufus, Sunday, 22 November 2009 23:00 (fourteen years ago) link
marvin the ostrich go boom boom!
― rufusmagufus, Sunday, 22 November 2009 23:03 (fourteen years ago) link
Thanks Rufus!
― Ismael Klata, Sunday, 22 November 2009 23:03 (fourteen years ago) link
Do you have a favorite book yet?
― mascara and ties (Abbott), Sunday, 22 November 2009 23:04 (fourteen years ago) link
oh and with grandpa yesterday. posted this on the OWS thread. what can i say? i miss my boys. coming back tomorrow night.
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/376531_10150455772225908_767115907_10465918_1187045332_n.jpg
― scott seward, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 00:02 (twelve years ago) link
yes, he rules
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 00:03 (twelve years ago) link
hello,i am your self conshios or am i homer simpson i really never decided.
― rufusmagufus, Thursday, July 29, 2010 3:07 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
i looove everything!
― rufusmagufus, Thursday, July 29, 2010 3:09 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark
he's been in new york city
does he fancy a pint?
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 00:03 (twelve years ago) link
a pint of ice cream, for sure.
― scott seward, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 00:04 (twelve years ago) link
that pic from OWS is great, yr kids will treasure that when theyre older
― max, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 00:13 (twelve years ago) link
http://skotrok.blogspot.com/2012/01/rufus-and-scott-review-90s-indie-rock.html
― scott seward, Monday, 23 January 2012 01:17 (twelve years ago) link
Rufus: Not to be too personal on a public (ish) blog, but I want to hear some Can.
otm
― johnny crunch, Monday, 23 January 2012 01:19 (twelve years ago) link
:D i love everything about this, Scott! I demand a tv show.
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 23 January 2012 01:36 (twelve years ago) link
Rufus: You sorta have to strain your eyes to see the disco.
<3
― no more mr. nice girls (Abbbottt), Monday, 23 January 2012 02:32 (twelve years ago) link
This is totally wonderful, Scott.
― Let A Man Come In And Do The Cop Porn (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 23 January 2012 04:24 (twelve years ago) link
Rufus is so erudite, I'm p jealous
― oneohtrix and park (m bison), Monday, 23 January 2012 04:36 (twelve years ago) link
^^ otm and <3 it
― future debts collector (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 23 January 2012 07:34 (twelve years ago) link
This was really fun! And thanks, Rufus, for my great new screen name!
― Hawaiian mime montage (Dan Peterson), Monday, 23 January 2012 16:01 (twelve years ago) link
rufus seems really smart & well-spoken for a 12/13 year old
― flopson, Monday, 23 January 2012 16:03 (twelve years ago) link
Rufus, your dad says you've been watching silent comedy movies. What movies do you think are the funniest?
― fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Thursday, 29 March 2012 07:44 (twelve years ago) link
Also, have you seen the freaky, funky silent movie 'MAn with a Movie Camera'? It is ace
― Not only dermatologists hate her (James Morrison), Thursday, 29 March 2012 23:55 (twelve years ago) link
rufus you are more articulate at 9 than i am at 34.
― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Friday, 30 March 2012 06:46 (twelve years ago) link
From: Rufus Seward Sent: Apr 7, 2012 2:23 PM To: skotrokSubject:
Yo! Wussup?
On Sat, Apr 7, 2012 at 2:42 PM, <skotrok> wrote:
Good evening, Lobster Face. I can only hope that your tentacles are properly tethered so as not to inflict undo pain to the other crustaceans in the tank. You have travelled many millennia to this place in order to extract justice from the jaws of tyranny in the form of cloud-shaped knick-knacks found on the mantel of destiny located under the stairs and beside the winter coats and grandpa's orthopedic cane collection. Use your powers wisely and never forget Tina Turner's words to the children of the Thunderdome: "You can't spell party without the letter P because if you do you just end up swimming in the deep end with arty sharks and arty sharks still owes me fifty bucks so if you see him you tell him i said he's an old so and so and i better not catch him at the tether ball tournament next week, okay?"
And with that I bid you a fond fondue. Your brother fox delta codename charlie, sxuse kot
From: Rufus Seward Sent: Apr 7, 2012 3:18 PM To: skotrokSubject: Re:
Excuse me is this the right adress? Yes, quite. Mr. Sakafoofoo, your mission is simple. I actually never planned for you to have a mission. Make one up for yourself. This will only be a good thing if you DO NOT harm the Super molecular whoosywhat of the universe. The only way you could harm this is if you break the code of hard rocking around the traditional headbanger superfreeze. If this doesn't make sense, then read a book. You're sure to find it...
P.S.: I never inflict undo pain on other crustaceans in the tank. Fond Fondue, Mr. Sakafoofoo............................................................................................................................What are you looking at?
From: skotrokSent: Sat Apr 07 23:21:22 EDT 2012To: Rufus Seward Subject: Re:
Monsiour Refeefee, Never before has a fate befallen a fate such as the fate that befell that most befouled of fates, Temptation. T. Tinklepink. As far as we know, the laundery matron who witnessed the attack escaped with her life only through the good graces of that beagle/chow/dachsund mix (a bechodach) Senor Peepers, and had she remained at her post a moment longer, the earth would have split and the clouds would have parted and all holy hell would have erupted inside her laundery cart and we never would have seen hide nor hair of her again. All hail Peepers! The wonder dog of wonder dogs! Three cheers for the marvelous mutt! The one and the only! Hip Hip Hoooooooorah!!!! Yay!!!!!! Peepers Peepers he's our man, if he can't do it nobody can! I mean, it's true isn't it? Who else could do such a thing? Surely not YOU. Not your fault of course. We all have our roles to play.
Chicken breast in the loaf, your man in Panama, Freddy the Fry Cook
From: Rufus Seward To: skotrokSubject: Re:Date: Apr 11, 2012 7:42 PMMr. Sakafoofoo, I must say that you have been the only person to make a stand against the extra terrestrial jib jab of "Hollywould". Because of course if you hadn't you would have been the first person to make the statement 'Wussup! Srsly smne shd gt th peple sme rel fd!' Although that statement is barely legible it means as much as a dog peeing in the moonlight to me. (It doesn't mean much to me.) Take my advice clearly or else you will disturb the lobsters in the tank. (I have evolved above them.)
― scott seward, Friday, 13 April 2012 18:13 (twelve years ago) link
skotmagoofus
― mookieproof, Friday, 13 April 2012 18:23 (twelve years ago) link
rush vs yes
which would rufus pick
― the late great, Thursday, July 26, 2012 8:01 PM (41 minutes ago)
― mookieproof, Friday, 27 July 2012 00:45 (eleven years ago) link
WWRD?
― aerosmith suck because their corporate rock that sucks (Myonga Vön Bontee), Friday, 27 July 2012 17:05 (eleven years ago) link
the extra terrestrial jib jab of "Hollywould"
― am0n, Friday, 27 July 2012 17:12 (eleven years ago) link
Happy tenth birthday dude!
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 3 December 2012 03:08 (eleven years ago) link
the three of you guys looked like the death metal hanson on facebook :-D
― the late great, Monday, 3 December 2012 03:10 (eleven years ago) link
rufus wowing his school with his original piano piece this morning.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFeQkip1BNM
― scott seward, Friday, 5 April 2013 15:18 (eleven years ago) link
http://youtu.be/jFeQkip1BNM
― scott seward, Friday, 5 April 2013 15:19 (eleven years ago) link
oops sorry that's twice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCXv_sx9FI0&feature=youtu.be
― scott seward, Monday, 15 April 2013 23:16 (eleven years ago) link
Wow.
― Pope Frank is the messenger of your doom (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 15 April 2013 23:20 (eleven years ago) link
half an hour on the laptop. I was impressed!
― scott seward, Monday, 15 April 2013 23:24 (eleven years ago) link
I listened to this half an hour ago and it's still stuck in my head
― pssstttt, Hey you (dog latin), Monday, 15 April 2013 23:37 (eleven years ago) link
space cowboys...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPCQ9Wnd3hI
― scott seward, Wednesday, 17 April 2013 02:06 (eleven years ago) link
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 17 April 2013 02:18 (eleven years ago) link
poem for school:
HomeI am from the place where loud music fills rooms, Where science fiction litters tables and shelves,And raggedy, not-so-stuffed animals comfort even those who shall not pass.I am from the driveway that I would bike down for hours,From the baby blue porch, the paint peeling like old wallpaper,And the miniature ravine behind our house, a new adventure every time.I am from the neglected planters - filled with mint and basil,From the small tree to which our dog was chained,And the ever-expanding grapevine jungle, knotted with weeds and thorns.I am from my great grandmother Hope’s kindness and wisdom,From my uncle Jason’s constant joking,And my aunt Robin’s insightful nature.I am from “many hands make light work,”From “a watched pot never boils,”And “never look a gift horse in the mouth.”I am from frothy banana smoothies, a “banana blend,” if you will,From my dad’s vegetable pasta bake, where seconds are expected,And a genuine Philly cheese steak from my birthplace.I am from the rustic Green Cabin, and fashioning seaweed wigs,From Cedar Tree Neck, the trees twisted and inviting,And the Girl’s Club on the corner, where making lines was almost fun.I am from raucous Yankee Swaps, fighting over a cashmere scarf,From fast-paced Easter egg hunts with family and friends,And the warm Thanksgivings that I hid from, playing Mario Brothers.I am from the Seat of the Synod, source of vedalken arcana,From the Temple Garden, and Godless Shrine,And the Glimmervoid, where an empty canvas holds infinite possibilities.I am from the chime of a piano, and practicing faster than I should,From the aroma of garlic bread, fresh out of the oven,And the din of heavy metal, through my dad’s gargantuan speakers.I am from the place where loose nails line the treacherous attic floor,Where memories are as cluttered as the closets that hold them,And where a disheveled home is just as warm.
― scott seward, Thursday, 8 October 2015 17:35 (eight years ago) link
rufus, however, is not here to answer questions. he's 12 now, much too busy.
― scott seward, Thursday, 8 October 2015 17:36 (eight years ago) link
14 today! big dude. 9th birthday pic and then today.
https://scontent.fbed1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/l/t1.0-9/15284878_10155337757007137_5418581728960365616_n.jpg?oh=ff846c4aff2972141178b2a1cbb0f7a5&oe=58CB1B71
https://scontent.fbed1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15338771_10155337754317137_5706917041899639617_n.jpg?oh=a6b345d6ea2ff8752900500f94d24876&oe=58B1555F
― scott seward, Friday, 2 December 2016 23:01 (seven years ago) link
holy crap! teenagers they grow like weeds, how time flies etc
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 2 December 2016 23:44 (seven years ago) link
new EP. i dig it. he played everything and recorded it. Greenfield D.I.Y.
https://rufuscesspool.bandcamp.com/album/surrender-ep
― scott seward, Monday, 4 September 2017 00:39 (six years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/uzCJUdu.jpg
― the burrito that defined a generation, Saturday, 17 October 2020 23:51 (three years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qb76n8sjEcs
― scott seward, Tuesday, 4 April 2023 14:52 (one year ago) link
Can I ask him about his gear?
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 4 April 2023 15:01 (one year ago) link
can I ask him about Gear?
― the very juice and sperm of kindness. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 4 April 2023 15:10 (one year ago) link
Hi Scott, we've missed you! That vid is super cool.
― Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 4 April 2023 15:59 (one year ago) link