official chinatown of ilx statement about the water on the moon

I guess that a moon meal would consist mainly of moon pies, right?

everyone on the moon partakes of the "paleo diet" which means only raw meats and whole heads of lettuce are allowed

Q. When you said "i can reveal at this time that there are certain kinds of soup on the moon", I became confused, as it has always been my assumption that soup contains some sort of water-based stock or broth. Are we to understand this is dry powdered soup--begging the question of why such a "just add water" product would be held on a place claimed to be free of water--or has moon-soup technology been developed with a water-free liquid base? Why is such a discovery being withheld from the American people?

this is a great question, too bad were out of time, thanks everyone