official chinatown of ilx statement about the water on the moon

if youre going to get aggressive im going to have security escort you out

moontang

Despite the fact that the term “moon reservoir” was mentioned in connection with the G20 (ed: ha, more like Moon Water 20, or should I say, M-H20) this week hundreds of times by both global leaders and in news reports, it is still regarded as a “conspiracy theory” by that bastion of truthiness, Wikipedia.

British Prime Minister Gordon Brown himself yesterday announced that the M-H20 heralded the creation of a “moon reservoir” which would involve increased availability of lunar water to partner nations.

A Google News search provides well over a thousand results of reports including the terms “moon reservoir” and "moon rush" over the past couple of weeks.

Despite the fact that world leaders have been talking about a lunar water supply for decades, in the context of the political agenda to diminish the power of sovereign states in favor of a move towards global governance, it was still regarded as a delusion of paranoid conspiracy theorists by the establishment media until relatively recently.

Now even Fox News and Sean Hannity are throwing their arms in the air and admitting that the “conspiracy theorists were right” as the agenda for global government---deriving its power from a lunar water source---is openly announced.

Q: which moon are we talking about here?

Q: which moon are we talking about here?

great question, we are talking about the moon here

How does a moon feel about Denny's "Moon Over My Hammy"?

How does a moon feel about Denny's "Moon Over My Hammy"?

thanks for this question, ive got kind of a two pronged answer here, one, we cant really speak to the general feeling of a moon, since our purview is really just the moon, and two, moons are literally just huge nonsentient mass of elements floating in a vacuum and as such it doesnt have "feelings" and frankly is probably not even aware of the restaurant "dennys" let alone its most famous dish "moon over my hammy" nor even the movie title on which the title of said dish is a play, "moon over miami"

Cheese y/n

Cheese y/n

im afraid i dont understand the question

would you like some cheese y/n?

Is there marijuana on the moon?

there is no hydroponic marijuana on the moon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJDJ1ALa9Eo

no water on the moon because Bond stole it all...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKUCiS5ElMw

Q: Why is there no water on the moon? How did it not get there?

can you distill moon water and get moonshine

would you like some cheese y/n?

me personally, no

Is there marijuana on the moon?

the moon is controlled by I LOVE CRICKET: THE CHINATOWN OF ILX: THE CHINATOWN OF ILX, what do you think

Q: Why is there no water on the moon? How did it not get there?

great question, there is no water on the moon because u drank it, and it did not get there via for example rocket, catapult, canoe

can you distill moon water and get moonshine

hi, please refer to the statement above. thanks!

why is there no vitamin water on the moon?

what statement

why is there no vitamin water on the moon?

because there is no water on the moon, and also there is no vitamin on the moon, so how could there be vitamin water

what statement

seriously?

there are a lot of statements above

"there is no water on the moon" can't be a statement about the water on the moon so that's not it

max - are you the official Press Secretary?

hes just moonlighting

yeah, I want my vitamin water question answered by the official Press Secretary.

max - are you the official Press Secretary?

yes

q: if one were planning a trip to the moon what type of water should one bring? and would it be possible to store some there, in case of another visit

yeah, is 'no water on the moon' a policy or just statement of the current situation?

q: if one were planning a trip to the moon what type of water should one bring? and would it be possible to store some there, in case of another visit

great question, 1) youre not allowed to go the moon, 2) there is no water on the moon

yeah, is 'no water on the moon' a policy or just statement of the current situation?

a little bit of both, really

what if i provide my own moonrocket?

what if i provide my own moonrocket?

sorry i should have been more clear--only ilx poster "lamp" is not allowed to go to the moon--everyone else is--even you, gbx

Why isn't Lamp allowed to go to the moon?

i think its just -me- that cant go lol xp

q: what is on the moon & why is it so hostile to water?

Why isn't Lamp allowed to go to the moon?

a lot of reasons that i cant really go into here, why do you care anyway, keep it up and youll get banned from the moon too

q: what is on the moon & why is it so hostile to water?

well mostly dust but also some american flags. plus the monolith. its not 'hostile' to water its just... you know?

How are you able to ban people from going to the moon?

How are you able to ban people from going to the moon?

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moon man moon ban

dudes u stole my thunder
btw i went to the moon last night and couldn't find the water
and my bong got mad at me

moon ban^^

Yes we have no bananas moonwater today.

btw guys i got room in the rocket, only $5 or u buy me a moon meal when we get there

I guess that a moon meal would consist mainly of moon pies, right?

and cheese

there are no nazis on the moon, afaik

Q. When you said "i can reveal at this time that there are certain kinds of soup on the moon", I became confused, as it has always been my assumption that soup contains some sort of water-based stock or broth. Are we to understand this is dry powdered soup--begging the question of why such a "just add water" product would be held on a place claimed to be free of water--or has moon-soup technology been developed with a water-free liquid base? Why is such a discovery being withheld from the American people?

Possibly it's soup that uses vegetable oil as a base?

Or maybe it's Campbell's Condensed - it's condensed because they've taken all the water out of it.

I guess that a moon meal would consist mainly of moon pies, right?

everyone on the moon partakes of the "paleo diet" which means only raw meats and whole heads of lettuce are allowed

Q. When you said "i can reveal at this time that there are certain kinds of soup on the moon", I became confused, as it has always been my assumption that soup contains some sort of water-based stock or broth. Are we to understand this is dry powdered soup--begging the question of why such a "just add water" product would be held on a place claimed to be free of water--or has moon-soup technology been developed with a water-free liquid base? Why is such a discovery being withheld from the American people?

this is a great question, too bad were out of time, thanks everyone