Taking Sides: Liverpool vs Everton

Unfortunately, the disc is FAULTY. It jumps straight from Big Les peeling away after slamming home a freekick for Leicester at Goodison the week before Xmas to the Norwich FA Cup tie three games later - missing FIVE EFC goals! Maybe I should QC the other discs before drafting my letter of complaint.

In general, I don't like those posthumous commentaries. I mean, with the benefit of hindsight commentaries.

You will be pleased to hear I am proofing Alexei Sayle.

Stubbsy manages to keep the tone chipper in his linking voiceovers even though he knows the season will end in miserable failure. I don't recognise the match commentators (possibly EFC's own) but they're inarticulate enough to convince you that they were there at the time. We do get a dash of Rooney-in-excelsis from 02-03 with Clive T mixed very quietly.

Me and the missus are currently moving cut-outs around on graph paper in an effort to solve a househunting quandary. Little time for luxuriating in McFadden's wasted potential today.

I see "sources close to" little Mikey Owen say Everton were one of the clubs (see also: Bolton W, Schalke, Hexham Rheostatics) initially laughed out of the room linked with the "unsettled England star". I wonder if yr modern L'pool fan would find his seemingly impending move to Old Trafford last palatable than one to Goodison?

bless, not blast

In response to Michael's question, I don't think I'd be as disgusted if he went to Everton, as Man U, possibly cos I'm not from Liverpool, or possibly because I fear Man U more!

Lots of clubs or teams could be improved by his insertion. Everton are one of them. So are Liverpool, maybe!

Also today: Benitez says that he's glad Mourinho is putting LFC down cos it means he's scared of them.

But he let himself down a bit by empthasising the importance of Gerrard re "He will win more trophies for us...soon" Better to play down the one-man show thing surely.

Yes - it often looked that way, last season.

Everton 1-0 Udinese
Simon Davies scored Everton's winner against Udinese but the Merseysiders produced a less than convincing show.
Davies stabbed home a knock down from Duncan Ferguson as the Toffees prepared for their Champions League qualifier against Villarreal on Tuesday.

Villarreal assistant coach Ruben Cousillas was at the game as Everton's lack of firepower seemed to be exposed.

Everton only scored after reverting to the high ball game and have just three goals in five pre-season friendlies.

If these are the tactics that Everton are to employ thins season, then I'll be liking them very much indeed. Football as it should be played. They have their beliefs.

Above, I also said absession when I should have said obsession. This was not an effect of my obsession, but simply a typographical error.

Peter Crouch has hurt his leg and his mum says he's not allowed to play with the rough boys for three weeks. Everton want to buy Philip Neville, but I worry that the Neville boys will be sad if they are split up.

It is a shame about Crouch, the fucking beanpole.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/e/everton/4744383.stm

I refer the casual reader to the 9-0 mauling of crack Austrian transgendered electro-outfit Terre Thaemlitz, described earlier in this thread.

Neville is a bit of a bolt from the blue. I didn't expect it at all. A strange consolation prize if we fail to land Baros.

I once scored two goals against the Cubs when I was about 16.

I think they can still make it through though.

Their talents are a little bypassed when Big Dunc comes on.

Oh well, we were frequently better away from home last season - a performance like the one at Villa Park in March would see us through.

Will you make my wife your Flickr friend, please? She is trying to see the Ava pix, but is being rebuffed.

Thank you, Michael.

(I think we have ITV3 on more than any other channel).

I find it had to imagine Midsomer Murders being any longer than it seems on ITV3.

(Only a flurry of CSKA goals will break this thread digression).

Everton hard up against it. They were unfortunate that Villareal scored with 2 half chances, although V could also have had a pen. E are going to have to score at least 2 over there, a tall order, V impressed me defensively and it looks like they can create goals out of nothing. Some of their passing didn't impress me as much as it did the commentary team, they seemed to get nervous when aggressively closed down, but they may be better at home. Everton will need a large slice of luck, I think, to progress.