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whoopi coughs because it wasn't "rape-rape"

luol deng (am0n), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 19:52 (fourteen years ago) link

"I'm pretty sure that was a major case of nerves and wanting to be funny and talking too quickly and foot-in-mouth. When she said she was 13, I think her thought process went like this:'oh-shit-that-sounds-too-young-to-be-having-sex': "I was raped", 'oh-shit-that-is-possibly-the-worse-thing-I-could-say-in-the-world-ever-maybe-if-I-laugh-really-hard-people-won't-notice', "HA HA HA"."

I must have five minutes of iguana time (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 20:16 (fourteen years ago) link

someone in comment said she was actually 19 though

harbl, Wednesday, 18 November 2009 20:24 (fourteen years ago) link

so like the entire thing was lol rape

harbl, Wednesday, 18 November 2009 20:24 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah she was just jokin abt how being old is worse than anything - if she made that joke to me i wouldve just lold - but its a lil out there for the view and prob tv in general is the point

SMH (ice cr?m), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 20:26 (fourteen years ago) link

i don't get the point of the view

harbl, Wednesday, 18 November 2009 20:29 (fourteen years ago) link

its just a particular point of view

SMH (ice cr?m), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 20:30 (fourteen years ago) link

the point of the view is that it *has* no point of view

jØrdån (omar little), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 20:30 (fourteen years ago) link

i feel like i do that kind of thing all the time (no not rape)
where i introduce myself and the person will say sorry i wasn't here earlier and i'm like oh it's okay i was just staring out into space and reflecting on my sins so the time went fast and then there's an unpleasant lull before we get started.
then i have to be extra clever and obscure in my references so people get "well he's odd" as opposed to "well he's larcenous"

fifteen minutes of iguana time famous (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 20:31 (fourteen years ago) link

theres water on the moon fyi

SMH (ice cr?m), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 20:32 (fourteen years ago) link

umm u must have missed this statement--

official chinatown of ilx statement about the water on the moon

max, Wednesday, 18 November 2009 20:35 (fourteen years ago) link

correction: there is no water on the moon

SMH (ice cr?m), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 20:38 (fourteen years ago) link

...fyi

SMH (ice cr?m), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 20:40 (fourteen years ago) link

the point of the view is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzPBk1p37Zw

luol deng (am0n), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 20:45 (fourteen years ago) link

one time i accidentally drank a gulp or two of my own rancid urine - long story - and after practically drinking a bottle of mouthwash and brushing my teeth a zillion times i still couldnt get the taste out of my mouth, so overpowering was it - so i ended up drivin to a gas station, just seeing if i could eat some crap or something to help drive away the pee taste in my mouth, and i ended up buying a package of hostess cupcakes - and basically it just ended up that i ate urine flavored cupcakes, so now i associate cupcakes with the taste of rancid urine

― NEW YORK DESERVED 9-11 (cankles), Friday, November 20, 2009 3:17 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ice cr?m, Friday, 20 November 2009 20:21 (fourteen years ago) link

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/120349/original.jpg

ice cr?m, Friday, 20 November 2009 20:26 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLvcSVgNqpk

luol deng (am0n), Saturday, 21 November 2009 01:02 (fourteen years ago) link

nude pics... SEND ME SOME

broski dawg (Curt1s Stephens), Saturday, 21 November 2009 01:06 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMRWNNBYAc8

http://tinyurl.com/bapppp (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, 21 November 2009 01:09 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=el_2GTWtR54

luol deng (am0n), Saturday, 21 November 2009 01:11 (fourteen years ago) link

THATS NOT COOL (dot com)

la monte jung (cutty), Saturday, 21 November 2009 01:43 (fourteen years ago) link

omg lol @ breeze pillow mask wtf

la monte jung (cutty), Saturday, 21 November 2009 01:45 (fourteen years ago) link

it is used for big nostrils such as....african-american

jØrdån (omar little), Saturday, 21 November 2009 01:47 (fourteen years ago) link

that schoolboard video was definitely worth the five minutes. dude is a bro

jaxon, Saturday, 21 November 2009 02:24 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah that is an excellent video.

la monte jung (cutty), Saturday, 21 November 2009 02:49 (fourteen years ago) link

dwight david honeycutt has my vote

max, Saturday, 21 November 2009 03:50 (fourteen years ago) link

VOTE Dwight David Honeycutt for Conway School Board

ice cr?m, Saturday, 21 November 2009 06:37 (fourteen years ago) link

damn david guan hacking breeze nasal pillow mask haaard

ice cr?m, Saturday, 21 November 2009 06:44 (fourteen years ago) link

dwight david honeycutt has my vote

what is the story behind this fellow anyhow?

andy watt (stevie), Saturday, 21 November 2009 13:39 (fourteen years ago) link

he was running for conway school board

la monte jung (cutty), Saturday, 21 November 2009 13:53 (fourteen years ago) link

aha thank you

andy watt (stevie), Saturday, 21 November 2009 14:07 (fourteen years ago) link

why settle for school board Dwight David Honeycutt

iiiijjjj, Saturday, 21 November 2009 16:13 (fourteen years ago) link

if there was a bald eagle here right now... i'd fuck it

fifteen minutes of iguana time famous (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 21 November 2009 17:02 (fourteen years ago) link

lol

big darn deal (Z S), Saturday, 21 November 2009 17:08 (fourteen years ago) link

dwight david honeycutt has my vote

― max, Saturday, 21 November 2009 03:50 (19 hours ago)

fel (latebloomer), Saturday, 21 November 2009 23:40 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2009/11/Michael-J-Fox-Steven-Tyler.jpg

jaxon, Monday, 23 November 2009 23:59 (fourteen years ago) link

http://althistory.wikia.com/wiki/Pac_Never_Got_Shot

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 24 November 2009 02:52 (fourteen years ago) link

lol!

harbl, Tuesday, 24 November 2009 02:54 (fourteen years ago) link

September 11 2001: 9/11 never happens

\(o_o)/

harbl, Tuesday, 24 November 2009 02:54 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGvQAJG2DJA

harbl, Tuesday, 24 November 2009 03:01 (fourteen years ago) link

omg lol

fel (latebloomer), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 06:07 (fourteen years ago) link

holy shit i can't stop laughting
that is unseemly!!!!

ian, Tuesday, 24 November 2009 06:09 (fourteen years ago) link

kind of ur typical research mathematician

fifteen minutes of iguana time famous (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 06:29 (fourteen years ago) link

lolll

bear say hi to me (ENBB), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 06:44 (fourteen years ago) link

http://althistory.wikia.com/wiki/Pac_Never_Got_Shot

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 24 November 2009 02:52 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lololololololololwtf WTF

9-1 never forget (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 07:39 (fourteen years ago) link


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