The ensign who dies from radiation exposure in ST2 is Scotty's nephew.
― so says surgeon snoball (snoball), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 18:59 (fourteen years ago) link
Also, David is Kirk and Carol's son.
― so says surgeon snoball (snoball), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 19:00 (fourteen years ago) link
Kirk's brother (played by Shatner wearing a false moustache) is in one episode of TOS.
― so says surgeon snoball (snoball), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 19:01 (fourteen years ago) link
The Doctor and Picard get it on at one point, don't they?
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― DavidM, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 19:01 (fourteen years ago) link
Also Worf has a son, Alex, by that Klingon ambassador who gets killed by Duras.
― so says surgeon snoball (snoball), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 19:02 (fourteen years ago) link
Torres and Paris have a baby in Voyager.
― so says surgeon snoball (snoball), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 19:05 (fourteen years ago) link
Sisko has a son, lost his wife during the space battle with BorgPicard.
― so says surgeon snoball (snoball), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 19:07 (fourteen years ago) link
Even Q has a son.
― so says surgeon snoball (snoball), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 19:09 (fourteen years ago) link
Seven of 9 was married to Chicago Republican whose sex scandal paved the way for Obama to take his vacated position and later, the White House.
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 19:10 (fourteen years ago) link
Gene Roddenberry's boldest vision.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 19:11 (fourteen years ago) link
Oh and in ST:TMP Decker and Ilea were dating before the events of the movie, and at the end of the film they merge with the probe to become a non-corporeal being.
― so says surgeon snoball (snoball), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 19:12 (fourteen years ago) link
Spock has a hippie girlfriend on planet shrooms, but Kirk slaps him so he breaks it off.Chekov has a hippie girlfriend in a crazy Christian cult, but she eats acid and dies.
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 19:29 (fourteen years ago) link
Bones' old girlfriend turns out to be the salt vampire
― Valid point, imaginary rude person (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 19:31 (fourteen years ago) link
And plays Erin Gray to Spock's Glenn Ford.
― Meade Lex Louis (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 20:08 (fourteen years ago) link
Scotty hooked up w/girls on several occasions on TOS including that one episode with the lights that take over people's bodies.
Nurse Chapel on TOS had an ex-fiance who they found building robots to take over the galaxy.
― Bears Are Alive! (Pancakes Hackman), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 20:34 (fourteen years ago) link
The ex-fiance, of course, turned out to be a robot copy of himself.
― Meade Lex Louis (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 20:44 (fourteen years ago) link
Ha ha girlfriends have higher mortality rates than red shirts.Even Khan had a girlfriend (dead)
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:00 (fourteen years ago) link
is it weird that none of the major ST characters, old or TNG, are supposed to be married or have boyfriends or girlfriends?
Maybe this is true for the OG series, but in TNG pretty much all the main characters have paired up with each other at one time or another: Picard and Crusher, Troi and Riker, Troi and Worf, Data and Tasha Yar... I think Geordi was the only main character who never paired up with another crew member... Or did he?
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:05 (fourteen years ago) link
Geordi was a real ladies man - he seemed to go on dates more often then the rest of the crew combined.
― so says surgeon snoball (snoball), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:07 (fourteen years ago) link
Of course he'd always blow it by taking the girl out to some super cheesy holodeck island that he'd spent hours programming.
But he married a german hologram!
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:13 (fourteen years ago) link
In the alternate timeline of TNG series finale All Good Things..., La Forge has by 2395 married Leah Brahms and had three children (Alandra, Brett, and Sydney) with her. He had left Starfleet and became a novelist. However, these events may never happen because of the divergence of the time line at the episode's end.
wow did not know that
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:15 (fourteen years ago) link
Maybe this is true for the OG series
it is not true at all for the OG series. Kirk has more girlfriends than he can count, Spock has a couple trysts (including one arranged marriage), Bones has exes, Scotty and Chekov pursue romances, etc. Uhura's the only lonely one iirc
― Valid point, imaginary rude person (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:17 (fourteen years ago) link
Star Trek: the land where black ppl can't get laid
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:19 (fourteen years ago) link
The Spock arranged marriage episode is funny, because his wife to be dumps him for some other guy.Doesn't Uhura avoid relationships because she was engaged to another Starfleet officer who was killed on a mission, or something?
― so says surgeon snoball (snoball), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:19 (fourteen years ago) link
I think Dan is more OTM... white America can't handle the black sexing
― Valid point, imaginary rude person (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:20 (fourteen years ago) link
(fwiw I don't think Sulu ever gets a girl either)
― Valid point, imaginary rude person (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:21 (fourteen years ago) link
Doesn't she lock a cadet in the closet for her pleasure?
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:21 (fourteen years ago) link
lol Uhura didn't even have a canonical first name until the 2009 movie, she certainly wasn't going to have any canonical tail
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:24 (fourteen years ago) link
Bones falls in love with Joan Collins
Uhura airs out her canonical tail in Star Trek V
― kingfish, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:27 (fourteen years ago) link
V is so unwatchable I don't feel guilty for not remembering
― Valid point, imaginary rude person (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:28 (fourteen years ago) link
Scotty and Uhura are under the influence of Sybok's mind meld therapy lose-your-inhibitions thing, so does that really count?
― so says surgeon snoball (snoball), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:33 (fourteen years ago) link
No, Uhura gets auntie-naked as a distraction
― kingfish, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:35 (fourteen years ago) link
I remember reading that Kirk and Uhura kissing in an episode of the original series was the first ever interracial kiss on American television. Though they covered it by having Kirk and Uhura be under alien mind control or something when they did the deed.
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:35 (fourteen years ago) link
Yes. It was the "Plato's Stepchildren" episode, I believe.
― Meade Lex Louis (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:37 (fourteen years ago) link
^^^episode is Plato's Stepchildren and it is TEH AWESOME one of my favorite episodes. yes it is the first interracial "kiss" but its more like interracial lip-brushing
― Valid point, imaginary rude person (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:40 (fourteen years ago) link
i know they all have like HOOK-UPS, but isnt it weird that not ONE of the main characters is in a LTR for the main run of the show? it's like a ship of singles!!
― Alf, Lord Melmacsyn (s1ocki), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:58 (fourteen years ago) link
why would anyone who's off galivanting around in deep space be in a LTR?
― Valid point, imaginary rude person (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 22:01 (fourteen years ago) link
it's like they boldly choose to not be monogamous
― jØrdån (omar little), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 22:01 (fourteen years ago) link
really... "I love ya babe, be back in 5 years! Hopefully I won't have space crabs..."
― Valid point, imaginary rude person (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 22:02 (fourteen years ago) link
wasn't there a tng episode where some alien force caused them all to get it on?
― hey trader joe's! i've got the new steely dan. (Jordan), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 22:04 (fourteen years ago) link
haha kirk is officiating a non-denom. wedding, then the ship gets attacked, and then at the end of the episode the only guy who dies is the groom, so kirk has to go tell the bride, and possibly schtup her. this is what happens if you get married in deep space.
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 22:08 (fourteen years ago) link
Yeah, that's the episode where Tasha Yar finds out Data is "fully equipped", if you get my drift... I don't think the others had sex it in it though, they just went wild in other ways.
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 22:08 (fourteen years ago) link
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― Valid point, imaginary rude person (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, November 17, 2009 5:01 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
u know people in the like, army and navy and stuff are frequently married!!
you're kinda implying that our beloved characters might not represent federation society as a whole and might be a gang of socially-maladjusted misfits
― Alf, Lord Melmacsyn (s1ocki), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 22:09 (fourteen years ago) link
Why else do we love them so.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 22:13 (fourteen years ago) link
USS ILXOR NCC 5308
That's why Enterprise seems to have much more odd and dangerous missions than any other Federation ship... They've hand-picked a ship full of maladjusted permanent bachelor(ette)s they can send to on deadly missions, knowing no one will miss them back home.
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 22:14 (fourteen years ago) link
(xpost) ...to boldly zing where no-one has zinged before!
― so says surgeon snoball (snoball), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 22:16 (fourteen years ago) link
Thread of missing Charlie X.
― Meade Lex Louis (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 22:21 (fourteen years ago) link