Brian Dawkins sez, You can’t sit there and dwell on the piddly-poo of tears. —— WEEK ELEVEN 2009

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2009/11/17/cribbs-injury-was-set-up-by-fourth-time-out-for-the-browns/

As it turns out, the Stanford-band play that ended Monday night's game with Browns receiver Josh Cribbs being carted off the field should have never happened.

Not just because the play shouldn't have been called, but because the Browns never should have been in position to call the play. In fact, the Browns never should have gotten the ball back at the end of the game.

The Browns never should have gotten the ball back because they took -- and were awarded -- a fourth time out during the second half.

it was the least they could do

So what was Cribbs's injury anyway? It didn't look like a particularly hard hit or anything. Did he just land strange?

Miami at Carolina* - carolina is coming around in a big way
Pittsburgh* at Kansas City - silver lining for kc: they just won a game
Washington at Dallas* - dallas, zzz
Buffalo at Jacksonville* - jax steadily improving
Seattle at Minnesota* - brett favre, 17 td and 3 int? weird.
San Francisco* at Green Bay - SF
Cleveland at Detroit* - Lionz
Atlanta at New York Giants* - Giants
Indianapolis* at Baltimore - Indy
New Orleans* at Tampa Bay - NO
San Diego* at Denver - san diego
Cincinnati* at Oakland - cincy
Arizona* at St. Louis - zona
New York Jets at New England* - NE
Philadelphia at Chicago* - Chicago
Tennessee at Houston* - houston

Oh whoops, I didn't scroll up! Miami, Pittsburgh, Jacksonville and Minnesota.

WTF?? Cribbs is injured???

Fuck me for leaving my local sports bar with a minute left thinking the game is over. NO IT FUCKING WAS NOT!! :(

is there anything the browns cant fuck up

so this weekend has shown that refs can't keep track of timeouts and challenges. great.

12-3 on week (stay humble u_u), 93-51 on season

Miami at Carolina* → CAR
Pittsburgh* at Kansas City → PIT
Washington at Dallas* → DAL
Buffalo at Jacksonville* → JX
Seattle at Minnesota* → MN
San Francisco* at Green Bay → SF
Cleveland at Detroit* → DET (not confident)
Atlanta at New York Giants* → NYG (not confident)
Indianapolis* at Baltimore → IND
New Orleans* at Tampa Bay → NO
San Diego* at Denver → SD
Cincinnati* at Oakland → CIN
Arizona* at St. Louis → AZ
New York Jets at New England* → NE
Philadelphia* at Chicago → PHI (not confident)
Tennessee* at Houston → Titans (this is srsly a monday game? fml)

local reports have b dawk having said "you cant sit there in...a pity pool of tears and worry about the last game."

that makes much more sense

i choose to not believe these local reports

Buffalo Bills have fired coach Dick Jauron, according to a team source.

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH CHAMPAGNE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

if this turns out not to be true ima kill you, poly

http://www.buffalorumblings.com/2009/11/17/1161698/buffalo-bills-fire-head-coach-dick

whew!

YOU GUYS!!!!!

jauron was kinda like wannstedt, one of those ex-bears coaches whose subsequent hire by another team made me wonder if the team in question had ever checked in to see what was going on in the NFC.

<3 <3 <3 poly i will never forget 11/17/09

lovie smith, for all his occasional failings, is i think a pretty damn good coach and will probably have more success elsewhere someday.

congrats horseshoe :)

omg it's like i can breathe. what a beautiful world.

ty omar!

nice scoop poly, this is nowhere yet

Based off of the URL, I assume the headline reads "Buffalo Bills fire head coach/dick"

http://twitter.com/terrellowens

# Wassup everytweeter? It's a beautiful day n the neighborhood here n good 'ol Buffalo! 17 minutes ago from MogoTXT

haha

good 'ol Buffalo!

<3 <3 <3 t.o. he did this. we should send him your way to take care of mangini, brownie.

stupid work i need to be getting drunk already

El Head Coach de los Bills de Buffalo Dick Jauron, fue despedido. Se espera que el coordinador defensivo, Fewell Perry se haga cargo.

you can flask it

tbh though there's no good reason except length of tenure that jauron went earlier in the season than mangini

so jealous

but congrats all the same!

thank you! dreams can come true, brownie!

maybe it wasn't t.o. maybe it was the shame of bud adams's double bird. <3 <3 <3 bud adams.

hahahaha "THIS CANNOT STAND, THAT OLD DRUNK FLIPPED US OFF, WE MUST FIRE SOMEONE..."

when rogermexico gets here he will wisely point out that it isn't even dick jauron's fault that we suck but i will be drunk by then so

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/11/17/zack-heddinger-steelers-f_n_360535.html

not to change the subject but what the hell

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perhaps antifreeze

jesus fucking christ, chicago

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/11/17/zack-heddinger-steelers-f_n_360535.html

not to change the subject but what the hell

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lmfao owned

never take a drink from a bears fan

you can trust me ;-)

^kale juice, just as bad

what the hell is kale juice

omars drink of choice these days

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told u

;_;

i mean who didn't see that coming

smh

Awwwww Kris Brown...

does this mean it's ok to NOT try and ice the kicker now?

that was a fuckin SHANK

amazing job by fisher--everyone was expecting the t.o.

oh wow i'm actually sad for no overtime

goddamnit jimmy mod do NOT ever advocate icing the kicker in my presence again

that said i hate the short kickoff late in the game that led to that fg even being a thing

I'm not advocating icing the kicker bro! :C

THIS IS WHAT ICING THE KICKER DOES TO U
http://i50.tinypic.com/16h6b0n.jpg

lol

"for all those ppl saying you can't play no more"
"i only got one bar...fuck y'all niggas"

I have love for both of these teams, and I hate that the Texans have to perpetually remain the loser. :(

he just wins

he's just a winner

did you guys see him out there, winning

winning his damn ass off

dear analysts: it's ok to say that the texans are soft and kubiak is a bad coach. you don't need to be amazed that they haven't "made the leap."

is kubiak a bad coach? i'd take him in a pinch

the texans just dont seem very talented to me

it's funny that the texans lost to vince young and the running back who ended up being everything that reggie bush was supposed to be

dope week imo

no joke, vince & chris j running the option is my favorite recurring play in football

R.I.P Ronnie Brown wildcat. ;_;

yeah, could you imagine the dolphins-titans game if brown hadn't gotten hurt? even so i think there's still a chance that will be the funkiest nfl game in a long time.

xxxxxxp i guess it depends on how talented you think the texans are--i think they have enough good players to compete but routinely blow games. when that becomes a pattern to me it's a coaching issue.

well yeah exactly - they're good enough to compete, not good enough to dominate. when you're merely competetive and play a ton of close games, whether or not you pull ahead in those games is one of those things that i consider to be essentially up in the air - that's why i'd be nervous about the bengals (who appear to be pretty good, but not great) if i were a cinci fan right now, they've played NOTHING but close games and are probably a little lucky to have pulled ahead in so many of them. the texans are solid-to-unexceptional in most areas, aside from their handful of star players they have a lot of dudes who are basically just, y'know, guys. if they had better talent they'd be winning more decisively imo.

Brian Dawkins, FORMER NFL player. ;_;

Fly safe

I just hope he's not dwelling on the piddly-poo of tears.

http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p228/yourysayed/XMan.gif

never forget

can't help but hear sound fx with that
rumblerumblerumbleRumbleaaaaaAAAAACHOMP

dawk is tied with moss for my favorite football player of all time. not to get all gushy but it was soooo awesome to see this guy play in his prime, and i cant wait to see him in canton

Brian Dawkins = ILNFL Hall of Famer, First Ballot

^^^thread idea, make it happen

Clinton Portis, Eli Manning, and Aaron Rodgers would be inducted along with him.

Or does our HOF necessitate being out of the league?

i doubt it?

also Randy Moss, Ricky Williams

I think players that played in the ILNFL era but are now retired.

Havin' Fun would be up for nomination.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CeKAAAwWoAEgD1-.jpg:large

utah knows

Iowa strong on nostalgia

shame on oregon

pretty random choice by wyoming