dadz r funny 2

Hello,

do you have a heavy jacket for your trip or do you want me to send one with P****.

Just received my first text message from my father:

D a u n t i n g  t a s k

Spaced like that and everything.

my dad's first e-mail to me ever iirc was after he accidentally drove his car off of a parking structure and totaled it, and miraculously walked away unscathed. he sent me a picture of the crumpled flipped over SUV with the subject line "AT RICK'S DRIVING ACADEMY YOU ALWAYS LAND ON YOUR HEAD".

Sorry I have been late in Answering- I think Hockey game would keep their attention best- Problem on vacation week is only Home game is their last day Sunday at 3pm(Feb26) "I could pick them up Friday afternoon-Could you meet halfway on Sunday eve??? Other Home games Friday-Feb 17th---Friday March 9th (Both at 7 oclock) and Saturday March 10th at 7 (Can work out Sunday returns if we could meet halfway (Or you guys come over on one of the Sundays) OK Hi to the gang- "Later" Ashley the "G'Pa (also I am the "Jazztruk')

my dad will never ever be on email
ever
it's some dumb thing he's committed to.

dad just signed an email to me and my brothers about an upcoming backpacking trip:

So let’s stay in touch on the details.

Pumped,

Dad

Subject: HIROMO UHARA- GIRL JAZZ PIANIST

Saw this Girl yesterday at Saratoga jazz festival-- Got the biggest ovation of anyone-Catch her on Youtube--She is scary good !!! I am the jazztruk

"jazztruk" is killing me

i can only imagine the funny emails from my dad, who is cool in an outdoorsy westcoast introvert way but has let the digital world bypass him almost entirely. i think the only way he would ever have email is if i bought him an ipad and he figured out which places in his (very urban) neighbourhood have free wifi. like hey, the library. pretty sure he doesn't know what wifi is though.

You can load pictures from digital cameras to iPads now!

^ this would be my leading selling point!

my dad pronounces onesie "once-ee" because he says "one-zee" is the american pronunciation

once-zed

http://i.imgur.com/CgnhSfB.png

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cpg4kSuWgAA_OQk.jpg

https://twitter.com/saywhatagain/status/763422476474941440

Major props for the red ball row in the middle.

http://ireadfaux.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Burgerlords-tumblr.jpg

Sharing the high tech hotel thermostat in his “rad dads” group text. pic.twitter.com/kXylN0pTk8

— Classic Dad Moves (@ClassicDadMoves) November 26, 2017

My friend’s dad had to bring an iMac abroad. Unfortunately, it didn’t fit in his carry-on. So he had to improvise. pic.twitter.com/x5LdQc407s

— Kirill Zakharov (@kirillz) January 14, 2020