brunansky seems like the guy who would buy all the rookies a night with a hooker and then kind of creepily hang around to watch the proceedings
― omar little, Monday, 28 April 2008 19:11 (sixteen years ago) link
mr. que - psycho.
omar - dennis lamp strikes me bob crane A/V weirdo.
― chicago kevin, Monday, 28 April 2008 19:15 (sixteen years ago) link
Mo Vaughn is the only one I recognize who I couldn't see macking on jailbait.
(also: I've been playing rotisserie too damn long, I've had at least 2/3 of those guys on a team)
― milo z, Monday, 28 April 2008 20:14 (sixteen years ago) link
http://bestmessageboardever.com/uploads/monthly_04_2008/post-15-1209408932.jpg
― cankles, Monday, 28 April 2008 21:32 (sixteen years ago) link
:|
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 03:49 (sixteen years ago) link
Clemens is falling from grace with an Amy Winehouse-like aplomb.
― polyphonic, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 06:03 (sixteen years ago) link
Don't insult Ms. Winehouse by comparing her to a no-good needle-humping kid-sexing bat-throwing meathead like Roger.
― David R., Tuesday, 29 April 2008 07:50 (sixteen years ago) link
dennis lamp strikes me bob crane A/V weirdo.
OTM x1,000,000,000,000,000,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 11:58 (sixteen years ago) link
maybe dennis lamp in close concert w/ danny darwin? those were some powerful moustaches.
― j.q higgins, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 14:40 (sixteen years ago) link
where to put this one?
http://communities.canada.com/saskatoonstarphoenix/photos/ilovelamp/images/153729/624x480.aspx
― j.q higgins, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 14:42 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/yankees/2008/04/28/2008-04-28_mindy_mccready_weeps_as_she_confirms_aff.html
― omar little, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 17:21 (sixteen years ago) link
this is so insane, clemens karma bitin him bigtime
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 11:22 (sixteen years ago) link
i was just thinking - that early article makes sure to point out that they did not have sex when they first met. but doesn't rule out them messing around - which is still illegal with a minor. the charge would be molestation, i think. imagine clemens going to jail for child molestation!?
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 14:33 (sixteen years ago) link
whatever they totally did - clemens cover up #1m
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 14:34 (sixteen years ago) link
rl lolz
― bnw, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 14:35 (sixteen years ago) link
the charge would be molestation, i think.
― Leee, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 20:27 (sixteen years ago) link
that's if there's fucking, you illiterate yank! ;)
no fucking but maybe some dry humping or hand up the sweater = molestation!
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 20:40 (sixteen years ago) link
Source: Clemens flew women on jet Posted: Wednesday April 30, 2008 05:26AM ET
Roger Clemens hung out with several attractive women in his baseball career, including beauties in California and Boston and a former Manhattan bartender named Angela Moyer. Clemens flew the women around the country on his private jet and bought expensive jewelry for at least one of them, a source told the Daily News Tuesday. Moyer acknowledged she knew Clemens, but has declined to discuss the relationship.
― omar little, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 20:55 (sixteen years ago) link
ror @ "staturoy" Ruh roh, I'm Scooby Doo!!!
― Leee, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 20:57 (sixteen years ago) link
more Clemens debauchery, John Daly's ex-wife:
http://www.chicagotribune.com/entertainment/chi-paulette-dean-daly-roger-clemens-080501-ht,0,7332052.story
― Steve Shasta, Thursday, 1 May 2008 16:02 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.newsday.com/media/photo/2008-05/38376960.jpg
― jhøshea, Thursday, 1 May 2008 16:04 (sixteen years ago) link
how the fuck did he think a "defamation of character" lawsuit would turn out, if he had been flying women around and groping 15-year-olds????
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 1 May 2008 16:07 (sixteen years ago) link
all of this couldn't happen to a more deserving guy imo!
― omar little, Thursday, 1 May 2008 17:13 (sixteen years ago) link
i know! uncountable are the times ive wished while happening upon some bullshit yankee haigiography or whatnot that this douche would be exposed as the ovb terrible awful nasty person he his
that its happening at his own hand is just that much sweeter
― jhøshea, Thursday, 1 May 2008 17:17 (sixteen years ago) link
i hope this kicks off a full-fledged Clemens-Daly beef.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 1 May 2008 17:23 (sixteen years ago) link
The News reported that the two met in a Florida karaoke bar
Roger Clemens, what's on your karaoke songlist?
Laughing at loud at this quote from McCready:
"I have no doubt that Roger has excellent legal representation and he will emerge from this a strong person and a revered athlete," she said. "I wish him and his family the best."
So awesome and backhanded. If you can't say anything nice, compliment their legal representation.
― felicity, Thursday, 1 May 2008 17:34 (sixteen years ago) link
<3 John Daly
So did Roger (by proxy).
― David R., Thursday, 1 May 2008 17:36 (sixteen years ago) link
he kind of had sex with john daly : )
― omar little, Thursday, 1 May 2008 17:42 (sixteen years ago) link
http://businessgolf.files.wordpress.com/2006/11/john-daly-and-wife.jpg
"You've gotta lock that down"
― G00blar, Thursday, 1 May 2008 20:33 (sixteen years ago) link
: D
― omar little, Thursday, 1 May 2008 20:47 (sixteen years ago) link
Grip it an' rip it, brah.
― Rock Hardy, Thursday, 1 May 2008 21:15 (sixteen years ago) link
yanksfan22 May 1, 2008 11:11:23 AM Report Offensive Post I must applaud Roger Clemens. I love this guy. He's everything every man wishes he could be Rich beyong his wildest dreams and a slew of women to occompany him on long trips... You my friend are true playboy. You have a wife, for what, cook clean and have kids, you have mistresses, for what, to get your rocks off. GOOD GOING ROGER I'M BEHIND YOU 100% on this. I don't blame you I would have boned every chick I could if I had been in you shoes.
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 2 May 2008 10:22 (sixteen years ago) link
Mindy MacReady tried to kill herself.
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Thursday, 18 December 2008 04:33 (fifteen years ago) link
One of my favorite moments in the Verducci/Torre book is about Roger Clemens as he prepared to face the Mets in Game 2 of the 2000 World Serious. Verducci writes that Clemens’ usual pregame preparation included taking a whirlpool bath at the hottest temperature possible. “He’d come out looking like a lobster,” Yankee trainer Steve Donahue told Verducci. Donahue would then rub hot liniment all over Clemens’ body. “Then Donahue would rub the hottest possible liniment on his testicles,” Verducci writes.
“He’d start snorting like a bull,” the trainer said. “That’s when he was ready to pitch.”
http://www.bronxbanterblog.com/2009/01/28/great-balls-of-fire/
― mookieproof, Thursday, 29 January 2009 19:06 (fifteen years ago) link
Clemens woulda loved pitching for the NYC Hellfire club team
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 29 January 2009 20:07 (fifteen years ago) link
What a goddamned freak
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 30 January 2009 11:07 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.hotbiscuits.com/images/hot_balls-grey.gif
― velko, Friday, 30 January 2009 11:13 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm amazed he didn't throw splitered bats more often while he was afire
― Dr Morbius, Friday, 30 January 2009 14:10 (fifteen years ago) link
this explains everything
― mullah mangenius (brownie), Friday, 30 January 2009 14:20 (fifteen years ago) link
i wonder if the linament attracted sac flys
― mullah mangenius (brownie), Friday, 30 January 2009 17:38 (fifteen years ago) link
lol
― WmC, Friday, 30 January 2009 17:58 (fifteen years ago) link
Keith Law: (1:58 PM ET ) I've covered a lot of this, but it's worth pointing out that Clemens' career path isn't that of a PED user; he became a command/control guy in the 2000s, rather than returning to form as a power guy. Perhaps he used something that kept him healthy, but I've never quite understood why people get so outraged over that. If something keeps you healthy, or helps you recover more quickly, isn't that a Good Thing? What's next - banning cortisone? ibuprofen? ice?
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 12 February 2009 19:46 (fifteen years ago) link
Growing up, Bonds was this stud athlete who kicked ass everywhere. Clemens was the opposite—fat, schlumpy, unimpressive. Very, very mediocre. In Little League, he split starts with Kelly Krzan—a girl. And she had better stuff. Also, the lies. If you look at Clemens' life, he has lied about major things throughout: He's not from Texas, he's from Ohio. He wasn't drafted by the Twins, wasn't offered a football scholarship from Georgia, didn't have a basketball tryout with the Sonics. Those are just a few of the things he's said over the years—none true. And the list is endless. It's odd-—he has spent a lifetime writing a narrative that doesn't ring true.
http://itsaboutthemoney.blogspot.com/2009/03/iiatms-exclusive-20-questions-with-jeff.html
― Past a Diving Jeter (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 16:35 (fifteen years ago) link
It has been more than 10 years since Roger Clemens played for Cito Gaston with the Blue Jays but Gaston's smoldering resentment is as strong as ever. In his book The Rocket That Fell To Earth: Roger Clemens, author Jeff Pearlman contends that Clemens, who won back-to-back Cy Young Awards as a Blue Jay in 1997 and 1998, played a role in Gaston's dismissal as manager in September 1997 after nine years and two World Series. It's an allegation that Gaston clearly agrees with. "Well, I wouldn't doubt that," Gaston said. "He's an a------ himself. A complete a------. I will say that out loud, right in his face. It's all about him. Nobody else but him. I wouldn't doubt that at all." On the issue of hiring Gaston's replacement, Pearlman says Clemens vetoed qualified men such as Davey Johnson, Paul Molitor, Willie Randolph and Larry Bowa. Instead, he backed the hiring of Tim Johnson, who was fired after one season for lying about his fictional military service record.
― hello my name is peter francis geraci are you in debt (omar little), Friday, 3 April 2009 18:27 (fifteen years ago) link
<3 cito.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Friday, 3 April 2009 18:32 (fifteen years ago) link
I guess it makes sense that pathological wannabe-alpha male liars would want to surround themselves with other pathological wannabe-alpha male liars.
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Saturday, 4 April 2009 13:18 (fifteen years ago) link
While Roger Clemens was busy dominating teams on the mound, the so-called Rocket apparently wasn't as dominant in the sack, says his former mistress, country superstar Mindy McCready, according to the New York Daily News.
Porn giant Vivid Entertainment is apparently set to release a tape on Monday that has an interview with McCready discussing her affair with Clemens in-depth. She confirms that the two met in 1991 when she was 15 and he was a married pitcher for the Boston Red Sox in his late 20s. They apparently watched a Walter Matthau movie and then showered together. Awww.
McCready goes on to say that Clemens suffered some erectile dysfunction issue when they were together, according to the paper, but was good in bed "when he could get it up."
― velko, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 01:24 (fourteen years ago) link
stay classy, country superstar mindy mccready!
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 5 May 2010 01:26 (fourteen years ago) link
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