Kelsey Grammer looks like a motherfucker with some dark secrets

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i guess he had a hard time creating the SPAWN OF SATAN. they should check mason's scalp for any strange, triple-6 like markings...

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 17:08 (nineteen years ago) link

"honey, I found a surrogate mother for my child last night! Let's celebrate!"

― miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 17:10 (nineteen years ago) link

holy shit, he is pure fucking evil. I am not insane, see? he doesn't want his trophy wife to have kids, man, he's wanting her to keep on lookin' good, he's afraid she'll put on weight with the pregnancy bit, and "Kelsey don't play that". Madness lurks behind that massive cranium, friends.

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 17:12 (nineteen years ago) link

"I didn't fuck her, honey, I just came in her. Now let's go to Bellagio. Kelsey's feeling lucky!"

― miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 17:12 (nineteen years ago) link

Kelsey's like the older version of Neil Patrick Harris in Harold & Kumar

― miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 17:13 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.atinternet.com/cinema/st/images/carl1.jpg

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 17:17 (nineteen years ago) link

FACT: Anagrams of Kelsey Grammer include:

Sleek germ army.
Gear rams my elk.

I'm just sayin'.

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 17:21 (nineteen years ago) link

REM LEK GAYS. REM!

― miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 17:41 (nineteen years ago) link

two months pass...

He also looks like Sting!

Who is probably a motherfucker with with some dark secrets.

― olde english d, Wednesday, 23 March 2005 23:11 (nineteen years ago) link

...sexy secrets.

― kate/thank you friendly cloud (papa november), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 23:14 (nineteen years ago) link

-Was one of the most powerful celebrity according to 2003 Forbes Top 100 Celebrity List (#34)

How? What kind of power does Kelsey Grammer wield? (evil power, obviously, but still)

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 23:21 (nineteen years ago) link

I am the only one who saw him get busted for drunk driving?

I don't know, but I know someone who saw Garry Shandling get busted for speeding. He scares me, too.

― What we want? Sex with T.V. stars! What you want? Ian Riese-Moraine! (Eastern Ma, Thursday, 24 March 2005 00:18 (nineteen years ago) link

there is no way this thread could match the hilarity of its title.

― Seuss, Thursday, 24 March 2005 07:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Remy's keg realm! Remy's keg realm! Remy's keg realm!

― Remy's keg realm! Remy's keg realm! Remy's keg realm! (x Jeremy), Thursday, 24 March 2005 07:21 (nineteen years ago) link

one year passes...

If you had 1% of the talent, brains or aptitude of Kelsey you would grow up and demolish this site for dimwits. Sure he has had some drug problems but if you had any appreciation of his personal tradgedies... You oxygen thief!@#$%^&*(

― Wally, Saturday, 29 April 2006 10:09 (eighteen years ago) link

go suck jo whiley's cock some more.

― teh_kit has 18 friends (g-kit), Saturday, 29 April 2006 10:32 (eighteen years ago) link

Is it wrong to discriminate against people based on their shitty ISP?

― This cunted circus never ends... (papa november), Saturday, 29 April 2006 10:37 (eighteen years ago) link

There are psychotically defensive googlers for every possible celebrity, aren't there?

― I knew this, Saturday, 29 April 2006 10:39 (eighteen years ago) link

but they ALL suck whiley's cock, isn't it weird?

― teh_kit has 18 friends (g-kit), Saturday, 29 April 2006 10:50 (eighteen years ago) link

I saw KG for a moment on tv last night and I thought of this thread...he really does look like a motherfucker with dark secrets.

― The Mercury Krueger (Ex Leon), Saturday, 29 April 2006 11:16 (eighteen years ago) link

maybe I didn't read thread thoroughly enough, but no mention of being found with a 16 year old in a suburban NJ hotel? Actually in the Basking Ridge area just off exit 33 of rte 78?

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Saturday, 29 April 2006 16:00 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.joblo.com/newsimages1/xmencharacter2-1.jpg

― Man Man (kenan), Saturday, 29 April 2006 16:03 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.xmenfilms.net/layout/OurRevolution/Beast_Reach1.jpg

― josh in sf (stfu kthx), Saturday, 29 April 2006 16:50 (eighteen years ago) link

"No babies. I SAID NO BABIES!"

― Man Man (kenan), Saturday, 29 April 2006 16:53 (eighteen years ago) link

"I SAID NO BABIES!"

― Man Man (kenan), Saturday, 29 April 2006 16:57 (eighteen years ago) link

I Am Curious (George)

I just laughed at this screenname for a good five minutes.

― Dan (Lois Lane Goes Animal!) Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 29 April 2006 17:42 (eighteen years ago) link

tell me more about nj turnpikes and kiddie fucking, please

― anthony easton (anthony), Saturday, 29 April 2006 18:39 (eighteen years ago) link

anybody see that footage on vh1 where kelsey falls down during a "disney is amazing" speech and yells "OH GOOD LORD!" mid-drop? I have no doubt that he beat the living shit out of someone that night.

― ant@work.com, Sunday, 30 April 2006 00:22 (seventeen years ago) link

NBC is running this commercial hyping Kelsey Grammar as "the angel of death" on an upcoming episode of Medium.

― Michael F Gill (Michael F Gill), Sunday, 30 April 2006 01:53 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuQAEVLljF4&search=kelsey%20grammer

I can't help but feel sorry for him though. He's in so much pain but he's too proud to show it.

― chrisco (chrisco), Sunday, 30 April 2006 02:13 (seventeen years ago) link

eleven months pass...

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40334000/jpg/_40334363_bush_grammer_203.jpg

"Lastly, the fact is, and I think this tends to get ignored in these kinds of debates - I don't HAVE to justify gun ownership - not socially, not politically. Fact is I like guns. I like owning them. I like shooting them. I like how they look and smell. And it's my right to stockpile them if I want to. I have a CCW permit and can legally carry a gun in 39 states."

― That one guy that quit, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 13:39 (seventeen years ago) link

i realize im probly getting myself into some 'unloved season' style misdirected props here but "A party thrown by whom? Caligula?" cracks me up every time

― and what, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:00 (seventeen years ago) link

where did gear go?

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:01 (seventeen years ago) link

UH OH.

― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:09 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.startribune.com/blogs/websearch/wp-content/uploads/Kelsey_Grammer__comp_rev.jpg http://www.startribune.com/blogs/websearch/wp-content/uploads/Kelsey_Grammer__comp_rev.jpg

― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 23:51 (seventeen years ago) link

"Kelsey Grammer looks like a motherfucker with some dark secrets" is the funniest thread title. ever.

― Drooone, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 04:08 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/166/kelseygrammercomprevqk9.jpg http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/166/kelseygrammercomprevqk9.jpg

― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 04:14 (seventeen years ago) link

when did he turn into martin fry?

― electricsound, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 09:56 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/7587/kelseyevim1.jpg

― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 19 April 2007 01:21 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha HORRIFYING

― HI DERE, Thursday, 19 April 2007 01:22 (seventeen years ago) link

did anyone else see a little dominique pinon in those pics?

http://www.cinemagia.ro/getimg.php?id=1648&size=s

― tehresa, Thursday, 19 April 2007 01:29 (seventeen years ago) link

frasier was an awesome show. the last of ye olde fashioned sitcoms. i'd miss it, but it's still on all the time.

― M@tt He1ges0n, Thursday, 19 April 2007 01:31 (seventeen years ago) link

This is still one of my favorite threads.

― Nicole, Thursday, 19 April 2007 02:55 (seventeen years ago) link

one year passes...

mild heart attack

― C. Grisso/McCain, Monday, 2 June 2008 23:32 (fifteen years ago) link

you know, it's really true! he does look bizarre!

― Surmounter, Monday, 2 June 2008 23:38 (fifteen years ago) link

dude, he had a heart attack.

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 02:21 (fifteen years ago) link

'His father was murdered in the Virgin Islands; his sister was murdered after leaving a Red Lobster in Colorado Springs, CO, and his brother was killed in a shark attack.'
This dude is not on a Fun Run.

― bingolola, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 09:57 (fifteen years ago) link

GMTV were all "did the cancellation of his latest TV series after one season contribute to his Heart attack"..

pff. sounds like that was a fairly minor trauma compared to his others.

― Mark G, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 10:13 (fifteen years ago) link

Damn, he looks in really good shape in that link. Clearly losing weight is bad for you.

― Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 13:09 (fifteen years ago) link

one year passes...

Kelsey Grammer why you ruin my future child's name?????????

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1a3BMTRYmk

― Hillary had Everest in his veins (sunny successor), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 13:16 (fourteen years ago) link

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