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Mirrored Heart Dragonlance Slash. How can Dalamar tell Raistlin of the way he feels?

Tempest Set before the cataclysm. Raistlin is tempted by the Dark Queen

"You're not like the other magic-users..."

"My psionic powers are well-developed."

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Raistlin pulled the sheet off the sheet-covered mound that had been
sitting on the bridge's main counter for a week and a half. It looked like a
VCR, but when Drizzt pushed the on button it opened up a CD carosel.
"This is the Device of Entertainment. We got tired of trying to program
the VCR and desired the video and sound quality of a DVD, so we made this. You
simply buy a supply of CD read/write disks and put them in the carosel. Then,
you tell the Device of Entertainment what show you want it to record. Like
Tasslehoff, who religiously watches the various anime programs on cable, the
Device automatically knows the channel and time slot of the program in question.
The Device makes a DVD-quality recording with no commercial interruptions. Not
only that, but it's a regular DVD player as well," Raistlin said as Tasslehoff
snatched up the Device and installed it in the SOF's entertainment center.
"Now I can watch those Monty Python's Flying Circus DVD's..." Drizzt said
thoughtfully.

Holy shit.

It shivered as Cid's shaft tore into it's rectum.
Caramon: That Shaft is one big mutha--
Tasslehoff: Shut yo' mouth!
Caramon: I'm only talkin' bout Shaft.
Tasslehoff: We can dig it.
Dalamar: Gods, I never thought I'd see THAT joke...

You have ruined 1997 for me.

Actually, I haven't played it, no, but now you've given me a new sense of the permutations.

1. "ice-pirates" at the Icewall
2. the monster in the whirlpool in the Eastern sea that some old fisherman tries to catch in one of the short-story collections
3. hot chick alert: Alhana Starbreeze
4. Raistlin's gully-dwarf lovepet
5. "Solamnic" knights (bad naming all over this stuff)
6. Verminaard (ditto)
7. the one gnome who wants to study the Dragon Orb

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And the picture is spot on.

http://kittykat.tristrum.com/Dst3k/chara_tasselhoff.jpg

5. "Solamnic" knights (bad naming all over this stuff)

I think it was Terry Pratchett who implicitly noted that the big problem with so much post-Tolkien fantasy is that unlike Tolkien, there are very few trained linguists involved and the names have very little internal logic, just an aiming for sound that 'works.' And so, to paraphrase him, you have Dwarf names like Gladgust Thunderpot.

*arched eyebrow*

I would like you on
A long black leash
I would parade you
Down the high street
You've got the attraction
You've got the pulling power
Walk my little doggy
Walk my little sex dwarf
(Here, doggy, doggy)
We could make a scene
We'd be a team
Making the headlines
Sounds like a dream
When we hit the floor
You just watch them move aside
We will take them
For a ride of rides
They all love your
Miniature ways
You know what they say
About small boys

(Er, so were they any good?)

"KITIARA-SAN!"

("potatoes")

"And Otik is about to put on the finishing touches..."

"KITIARA-SAN!"

"Go, Tas!"

"Raistlin has said he's about to unleash a demon to destroy Otik! How fun!"

There was at least one novel devoted to the story of each character's travels in the seven years before the first trilogy. I remember reading the Riverwind one and thinking it was cool as shit; there were lots of the underground Draconians that he beat to tar with a big stick, no?

NED STOP TRYING TO MAKE THIS HENTAI

There seems to have been a bit of a food theme on ILE today. No bad thing.

sturm = "strum"
caramon = "carmen"
raistlin = "rasslin"

he just wouldn't see reason on the issue, either. (but the "strum" one i was like, "dude, are you even literate?")