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"didn't do it again till yesterday, then did it four times in a row"
- Texas Sam, in AIM

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 20:51 (twenty years ago) link

well obv!!

i totally heart DD

-- mark s (mar...), August 14th, 2003. (later)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 14 August 2003 23:02 (twenty years ago) link

it was like drinking an orgasm.
-- electric sound of jim (electricsoun...), August 15th, 2003 12:04 AM. (electricsound)

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 15 August 2003 23:56 (twenty years ago) link

Oh fuck that exclamation point in the dot hole!
-- nickalicious

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Saturday, 16 August 2003 01:36 (twenty years ago) link

I hear Pig Vomit is really good.

-- Kenan Hebert (khebert...) (webmail), August 16th, 2003 6:12 PM. (kenan) (later) (link)

― amateurist (amateurist), Sunday, 17 August 2003 03:33 (twenty years ago) link

Mmmm, memories of chilling out with my melon during a hot Summer day in NYC on my grandfather's porch when I was 8.....

-- Nichole Graham (britbab...) (webmail), August 18th, 2003 12:02 PM. (Nichole Graham) (later) (link)

― amateurist (amateurist), Monday, 18 August 2003 21:03 (twenty years ago) link

as much as I've had "Harry Wong" pounded into my head...

-- Texas Sam (dallasdeadgir...), August 22nd, 2003 3:16 PM. (thatgirl)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 22 August 2003 18:25 (twenty years ago) link

three weeks pass...

grease, woman! grease!
-- The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylure...), September 18th, 2003 10:20 PM. (lucylurex) (later) (link)

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 18 September 2003 11:23 (twenty years ago) link

10 seconds for a banana is about my upper limit! What's to do with it? Just stick it in!

-- N. (nickdastoo...), September 27th, 2003 6:08 AM. (nickdastoor) (later) (link)

― teeny (teeny), Sunday, 28 September 2003 01:01 (twenty years ago) link

I love you, sweet pervert.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), September 30th, 2003

― Sir Leee (Leee), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 04:35 (twenty years ago) link

two months pass...

that ass was directed at dean
-- JaXoN (jaso...), December 5th, 2003 2:32 PM. (JasonD)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 5 December 2003 20:13 (twenty years ago) link

We're supposed to get a good 3 to 6 inches.
But I've heard that before . . .
-- felicity (felicityredwel...), December 5th, 2003 4:05 AM. (felicity)

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 03:47 (twenty years ago) link

trayce that's brilliant.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 06:13 (twenty years ago) link

but you gotta love the followup:

Since when is 3 to 6 inches ever GOOD?

-- suzy (theartskooldisk...), December 5th, 2003. (suzy)

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 06:15 (twenty years ago) link

I think y'all underetimate the intent of those double-entendres. (Removing them from context makes 'em less funny, not more, right?)

― bnw (bnw), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 06:25 (twenty years ago) link

Yeah I thought after I posted mine that quite possibly felicity was saying it like that on purpose, and I felt a bit silly.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 06:26 (twenty years ago) link

yeah, meh.

except its even funnier to imagine that they weren't posted with that intent!

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 07:25 (twenty years ago) link

Sorry to nitpick. Just wanted to make sure certain posters got proper credit for having their minds in the gutter.

― bnw (bnw), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 08:07 (twenty years ago) link

I mean WTF IS WRONG WITH A MUPPET EVERY SO OFTEN?!
-- Dale the Titled (cpre...), December 15th, 2003 3:49 PM. (cprek)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 15 December 2003 20:53 (twenty years ago) link

one month passes...

All my life I've been working for this. Maybe soon I'll have sex with goths.
-- Llahtuos Kcin (auspiciousfis...), January 21st, 2004.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 15:34 (twenty years ago) link

I was wondering last night how to get it on. I guess you force your whole body through the small whole at the head?

-- Mary (m), December 2nd, 2003.

― BrianB (BrianB), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 19:45 (twenty years ago) link

two weeks pass...

nice positioning of the bishop there.

-- teeny (teen...), February 9th, 2004. (later)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 February 2004 19:41 (twenty years ago) link

FOR FUCK'S SAKE WHY DON"T ALL OF YOU LET IT GO?????

-- Dan Perry (djperr...), February 8th, 2004.
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― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Monday, 9 February 2004 20:37 (twenty years ago) link

The weird thing was that Dan's post initially prompted me to sing Prince to myself.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 February 2004 20:38 (twenty years ago) link

Stop stealing my winky. You don't know how to handle it properly.
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), February 10th, 2004 3:42 PM. (later)

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 10 February 2004 23:45 (twenty years ago) link

Hahaha Ned did you see my subsequent post?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 23:48 (twenty years ago) link

It's a beautiful thing, sir.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 23:53 (twenty years ago) link

Love,
one of your sex offenders who isn't interested in justifying his selections

-- Joseph McCombs (jmccomb...), February 11th, 2004 8:57 PM. (later)

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 11 February 2004 01:59 (twenty years ago) link

AIDS?

-- dean! (dea...), February 6th, 2004.

― Aja (aja), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 02:04 (twenty years ago) link

this is the ILE equivalent of a cassetteboy song

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 03:04 (twenty years ago) link

I cannot help being a sucker
-- Geir Hongro (geirhon...), February 12th, 2004.

― omg, Thursday, 12 February 2004 02:08 (twenty years ago) link

Fart poo pee.
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), February 13th, 2004 9:40 PM. (later)

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 13 February 2004 05:44 (twenty years ago) link

in my mouth they felt huge, but sitting there in my hand they were tiny.

-- chris (cbrassic...)

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Yeah, he was leaning on the tool so hard his hand was shaking.
-- andy (and...)

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 13 February 2004 16:34 (twenty years ago) link

I still wasn't numb enough to completely satisfy the dentist.
-- Madchen (madchen_in_unifor...),

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 13 February 2004 16:40 (twenty years ago) link

Pashmina, have you been to the Goblin fortress where you have to try to talk to Goblin El Presidente'?

-- lawrence kansas (lawrence_kansa...)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 13 February 2004 16:45 (twenty years ago) link

But will you peel off the skin first?

-- Ned Raggett (ne...) (webmail), February 14th, 2004 6:49 PM. (Ned) (later) (link)

Of course not - that's where the vitamins are.

-- luna

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 14 February 2004 01:09 (twenty years ago) link

I'll be upset if there is no greek in the movie at all.

(Mr Teeny on the Mel Gibson Jesus movie)

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 20 February 2004 13:23 (twenty years ago) link

92. I can come in many colors
-- Aja (AsiaKitty200...), February 22nd, 2004 9:49 AM. (later)

― the surface noise (electricsound), Sunday, 22 February 2004 22:25 (twenty years ago) link

Tim H in the pub last night: "I've tried putting one in my mouth three times. I try to keep it there as long as I can, because I keep thinking that eventually I might start to like it."

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 27 February 2004 11:40 (twenty years ago) link

This is truly a wonderful circle-jerk.
-- Spencer Chow (spencercho...), February 28th, 2004.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 28 February 2004 00:54 (twenty years ago) link

I don't think the box will squeeze that well, though. Not that Capri Sun pouches squeezed well. But, yeah, it concerns me.
-- David R. (ilxo...), February 29th, 2004 6:30 PM. (popshots75`)

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 29 February 2004 10:23 (twenty years ago) link

Watersports!
-- hstencil (hstenci...), March 1st, 2004 1:13 PM. (later)

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 1 March 2004 21:17 (twenty years ago) link

f*ck y*u *ll, I'm not 75 years old
-- Begs2Differ

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 13:14 (twenty years ago) link

Anthony just distracted me by linking me to a cunt playing air-guitar. Literally.
-- Sick Nouthall

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 22:41 (twenty years ago) link

(haha just put my order in for the real thing)
-- Matos W.K.

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 23:14 (twenty years ago) link

It is fun to hand them in all soggy when I win, though.
-- Bryan (bryan...), March 9th, 2003 1:17 AM. (Bryan)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 5 March 2004 20:37 (twenty years ago) link

ARGH I called my parents to get some support and they LAUGHED AT ME! They want pics, too! I AM GOING TO CRY.
(xpost I WILL NOT BE HAVING HOT SEX UNTIL IT GROWS BACK THIS IS THE PROBLEM)

-- Dan Perry

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Monday, 8 March 2004 01:21 (twenty years ago) link

Lisa Loeb having sex with Hello Kitty would be redundant, somehow.
-- Michael Daddino (epicharmu...), March 10th, 2004.

― pete s, Wednesday, 10 March 2004 00:48 (twenty years ago) link

Not this much. Your hair never tried to give me air cunnilingus. Humph!
-- The River Kate (masonicboo...), March 16th, 2004 2:02 PM. (later)

hey, i'm EATING here
-- strongo hulkington (dubplatestyl...), March 16th, 2004 2:06 PM. (later)

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 14:08 (twenty years ago) link

At tonight's FAP: "Anna had better come while I'm still wet" - Cis

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 23:16 (twenty years ago) link

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