unnece$$@ry g00glepr00fing

vapid sentences, look it's taking over my writing

l8r

:sigh:

of all the threads to elicit a "goodbye ilx!"

at least we know where to find him

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/183/468243946_c744a92d5d.jpg

at least we know where to find him

― bnw, Saturday, November 14, 2009 4:38 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

loooool

ok, v seriously sick of all these vapid words, it's overwhelming, l4t3r 1lx

― yr zing doesn't fix yr boring irl personality :( (Tape Store), Saturday, November 14, 2009 2:28 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

http://8.media.tumblr.com/sdYsolKXXqq7xgmfCjcGgD4no1_500.gif

i was catching up on that aliens thread:

But Mandee, she's not a robot - she was grown from Ripley's and alien DNA - and, as we know, Aliens are the stars of the Intergalactic Gl0betr0tters League.

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Friday, August 20, 2004 1:20 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark

Serious LOLs at all this. Thank u Omar!

the jorel thing is killing me too

me too.

every time i read that i start cracking up

weird i guess jeff hasn't read this thread yet

xpost yep - it's hysterical

i'm saving every dirty dime for my w3dd1ng

― jØrdån (omar little), Monday, November 23, 2009 1:21 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this thread kinda started off like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7Sl48ow5PQ

lol

intense!! where?

― goole, Tuesday, December 15, 2009 11:31 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

c0mm0n r00ts

― being being kiss-ass fake nice (gbx), Tuesday, December 15, 2009 11:31 AM (4 hours ago)

speaking of which, this thread is hard as hell to find

l0l

google tape store and find documentaries this thread

l4t3r 1lx

― yr zing doesn't fix yr boring irl personality :( (Tape Store), Saturday, November 14, 2009 3:28 PM

still posts tho ;)

he needed to return and do some year-end f1lm publ1c1ty

speaking of which, this thread is hard as hell to find

― k3vin k., Tuesday, December 15, 2009 4:21 PM (Yesterday)

jus+ c4m3 h3r3 2 p0s+ +h!5

ni**a please, i'm not even near the same league of douchebag as ol' baldy head.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 31 March 2005 03:00 (4 years ago)

Why did you use asterisks? DID YOU NOT WANT TO GET CAUGHT?!?!?! OMG GOOGLE FOR NIGGA AND FIND JOREL

― bro dudely (deangulberry), Thursday, 31 March 2005 03:03 (4 years ago)

second sentence is what does it imo

hard to source content for this thread, for obvious reasons

maybe that's why they are googleproofing

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=41&threadid=31286

love this Interracial r*l*ti*nsh*ps

My favorite is on the celebrity sighting thread:

"touched beck on the chest and exclaimed 'b3ck!' he looked sad."

so this was a J*ck W*bb parody, huh

― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, June 30, 2010 6:05 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

jack webb's ghost uses google

Why did you use asterisks? DID YOU NOT WANT TO GET CAUGHT?!?!?! OMG GOOGLE FOR NIGGA AND FIND JOREL

― bro dudely (deangulberry), Thursday, 31 March 2005 03:03 (4 years ago)

still so good

still sorry this thread drove t@p3 s+0r3 away

never apologise

this thread really is impossible to find, i eventually had to search ilx using "find jorel"

haha

I sometimes search google using only google proofed words

that's an awesome idea, no lie

lol you're first page

http://www.google.com/search?q=sh1pl3y

if someone types in 'g00glepr00fing' this thread reveals itself upon the masses. (it's the only result in google, too)

Sorry for the McCarverism, but still.

lol i've never even seen that tracy jordan thread!

dude works in a h0tel and makes ppl sleep on the floor, lol

― livin' la vida Moka! (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, April 14, 2011 12:47 PM

A Ned vocal is the cherry on our deranged Th3tan cake.

― did you notice "you spin me round" was playing in the background? (snoball), Thursday, April 14, 2011 12:41 PM

Sorry, that should have been:

A N3d vocal is the ch3rry on our deranged Thetan |<4|<3!!!!!111onetwocabbage

there's a difference between unnecessary googleproofing and lol googleproofing

every day, every hour
wish that i ... was googleproof

If you're gonna be up dude's ass, at least be up his ass because he was once in P@rts & Lab0r.

― If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport

maybe he's part of a secret S&M underground..

Gay news: There is a butch very stereotypically South Side Chicago tough-guy (but very nice) f1r3m@n in our office for a meeting. His cell phone just rang. The ring tone was B@d R0m@nc3. After the call he said, "That was L@dy Gaaa-gaa. I dunno why people make funna me. It's a good song."

― weakness for Cinnabon; rampant heterosexuality (Je55e), Friday, August 26, 2011 3:15 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark

g00gl3pr00f1ng is very butch iirc

OMG GOOGLE FOR NIGGA AND FIND

http://superherouniverse.com/wiki/images/thumb/1/12/Marlon-brando-jor-el.jpg/270px-Marlon-brando-jor-el.jpg

emily, can I steal that photo and post it to our Matmos page?

― the tune was space, Sunday, February 17, 2013 6:06 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

...

(wrong thread, but ;_; that M4tm0s r skipping Holland this time around)

― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 18 February 2013 01:21 (49 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's lbi's return from f00tb411 thre34ds and d3 subj3kt1v1st3n, give em a pass imo

second sentence is what does it imo

― A™ machine (sic) (omar little), Friday, December 25, 2009 8:32 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

OTM?!?!?!

Hey, I've griped about work today.. Wanna hear me gripe about a relative for just a second?

I suppose I shouldn't care and I should just let everyone believe what they believe, but my sis just pointed me to a cousin's blog and I think she might be loco. Every single entry (one a day at least) is a Christian hymn followed by a sermon-like explanation of what this means to 'us' as Christians. Apparently, she's going to seminary soon. Anyway, also my sis had suggested Time Traveler's W1fe to her and cousin loved it. Sis told me - see? look. She's not so crazy. But then she also pointed me to said blog today in which cousin goes on and on about how good it is because it is obviously REALLY about how as Christians 'we' should be sure that Christ will come again. JEEZ.

― KitCat

have actually fantasised at length about f1r3bomb1ng The Sun (with every human and animal* evacuated on some jumped-up pretext, of course)

*possibly except for Kelvin Mackenzie even though he doesn't edit it any more

have a nice Blog (imago) wrote this at 2013-05-03 10:11:40.341

you don't understand, Fire Bombing is the editor of The Sun

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b4/The_Sun_by_the_Atmospheric_Imaging_Assembly_of_NASA

MI5 were said to be looking for a man in his 20s with an intergalactic raygun about his person

i remember watching one of those charlie sheen webstreams three years ago while st0n3d and identifying strongly with charlie sheen. i felt freaked out by the fact that he was humiliating himself in front of literally millions of people and was convinced that the human mind couldn't withstand that sort of pressure. if i were to rap on a kanye album, i think it would be a similar sort of deal owing to the fact that i am not an experienced rapper.

― Treeship, Saturday, October 19, 2013 5:43 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

OMG GOOGLE FOR TREESHIP AND FIND A JOINT

h@h@

where's the series of posts where moonship journey to baja is posting about drug use and someone expresses faux concern about him getting caught by his employers?

who is the NSA plant on 77?

Matt P iirc

Every thanksgiving, I cook this recipe for vegetarian meatloaf. When I originally found it online, the recipe was claimed to have been stolen from one of Sr1 Ch1nmoy's restaurants. It is the fucking jam.

― how's life, Thursday, November 28, 2013 7:16 AM (13 hours ago) Bookmark

Matt "I did c*caine off the alt*r of an abandoned ch*rch" Coastaltown to thread.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Wednesday, June 11, 2003 10:57 AM (11 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I discovered that someone wrote "I <3 C0ck"** on the windshield of my father's filthy car

― Cunga, Monday, August 2, 2010 7:09 PM (seven years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

was googling cunga just the other day, but the fact that his dad loves cock was hidden from me thanks to the above googleproofing

thank god or else he might find out what she really thinks of him

Last night I invited a b*y on a date to my favorite bookstore/bar and he looked so uncomfy when he came in and I felt SO bad..I had completely forgotten all men are illiterate

— brunette blake lively (@smoreilak) January 4, 2020

A buy?

a buoy?

Saw Alfred refer to a thread being boring and it brought back some memories

i hope tape store gets fired btw